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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

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 Whatever: Beware the ides of March and #2 pencils
 Annoying Vegan : 3D printers are rad.
 Bu7Z: I don't get it, it's a bottle of salad dressing with pencils in it
 Dr Awkward: Et tu, Dixon Ticonderoga?
Image 168121   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 ChubbyBuddy: Pignoramus 2020: Make America Squeal Again
 El Barto: Eugh, so many words.
Image 168120   03-17-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
 Prefuse: Myah, Berserko, call Dr. Badvibes, its time for another caper, see?
 SomeCanadian: And is alarmed at what he sees
 Theta Zero: I'm already a commie.
 Coolguy: Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaake!!
Image 168119   03-17-17   Uploaded by    XLY
 WaffleIron: @Jaunty Shrimp : That's quite the collection. Many of those can be converted to money if only you can get him to part with them, which I recognise will be challenging. Maybe print out some ebay and craigslist ads as motivation.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @WaffleIron He's a major hoarder and also has a 1961 Kharman-Ghia, a 70's Land Rover, a 1968 Ford truck (that was burnt up by my sisters psychotic ex), a 1982 Volkswagen Rabbit, a 1982 Volvo, several Vespas and motorcycles, and a Zodiac boat. It's going to be one heck of a cleanup when he passes away.
 WaffleIron: @Jaunty Shrimp : I'll be there with my van and a trailer in less time than it takes to legally get there from Toronto.
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad has a 1927 Ford truck rotting in his backyard. He thinks of it as art.
 ch: get a horse
 Dr Awkward: Hope he has enough charcoal briquettes to get home...
 DrinkMixMan: The girlfriendless carriage
 ignatz: It'll never catch on..
Image 168118   03-17-17   Uploaded by    skittles
 Science: First and last day on the job.
 Wet farts: You're doing it wrong...
 enfanta: "I can't go out until I wash the car? Fine. I'll wash the fucking car. I'll wash the ENTIRE FUCKING CAR."
 tritium: @tritium is the person tiny. Damn autocorrect. Stupid phone.
 Chest Rockwell: Scrub all you like, but you'll never get rid the cat pee smell.
 apoxia: Oh dear.
 tritium: Is it just me, or or the portion tiny? Maybe the car is huge?
 Telkwa: Uber doesn't really emphasize the 'non-driving' aspects of the job.
 A duck: This kills the automobile interior
 sparename: "CSIs hate this one simple trick..."
Image 168117   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mexico: See, human. I have captured this monster and stored it within this ball. You can stow this ball within your pocket.
 sparename: Sea Monkey see, Sea Monkey do
Image 168116   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Telkwa: Somehow I imagined the washrooms at the Washington DC Trump Hotel would be more luxurious.
 Mr. Butt: booty had me like
Image 168115   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 SomeCanadian: Surprise! It's a bucket of abattoir run-off! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @Beef Supreme Surprise! It's a bucket of Beef Supreme!
 Beef Supreme: Surprise! It's a bucket of ice cold piss!
Image 168114   03-17-17   Uploaded by    depression
 Trafalgar: *searches a variety of Fabio terms in confusion* *comes back and rads*
 SunWukong: @a robot I love the idea that Fabio is part of the crew of the Friendly Spaceship. I wonder which one of us he is...
 sparename: "got your nose..."
 Prostata: seagulls hated that movie
 Gomi Day: @a robot oh, god damnit. (trumps off in a huff) :p
 Gomi Day: fabio'd
 CastleBravo: Aaah, the fearsome Kamakaze Gull.
 a robot: Fabio is crying somewhere looking at this image
Image 168113   03-17-17   Uploaded by    XLY
 SomeCanadian: I don't find Randy Rainbow funny.
 Aemuli: Spoiler alert: inside the balloon is Obama.
Image 168112   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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