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210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

210550  fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET

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9. Mr. Shine
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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?



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flying sheep uploaded 210420 (839 points)
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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
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carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
 9. carlin: 1219 points
10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
585
 
 Whatever: Beware the ides of March and #2 pencils
 Annoying Vegan : 3D printers are rad.
 Bu7Z: I don't get it, it's a bottle of salad dressing with pencils in it
 Dr Awkward: Et tu, Dixon Ticonderoga?
Image 168121   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
223
 
 ChubbyBuddy: Pignoramus 2020: Make America Squeal Again
 El Barto: Eugh, so many words.
Image 168120   03-17-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
144
 
 SomeCanadian: And is alarmed at what he sees
 Theta Zero: I'm already a commie.
 Coolguy: Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaake!!
Image 168119   03-17-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
339
 
 WaffleIron: @Jaunty Shrimp : That's quite the collection. Many of those can be converted to money if only you can get him to part with them, which I recognise will be challenging. Maybe print out some ebay and craigslist ads as motivation.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @WaffleIron He's a major hoarder and also has a 1961 Kharman-Ghia, a 70's Land Rover, a 1968 Ford truck (that was burnt up by my sisters psychotic ex), a 1982 Volkswagen Rabbit, a 1982 Volvo, several Vespas and motorcycles, and a Zodiac boat. It's going to be one heck of a cleanup when he passes away.
 WaffleIron: @Jaunty Shrimp : I'll be there with my van and a trailer in less time than it takes to legally get there from Toronto.
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad has a 1927 Ford truck rotting in his backyard. He thinks of it as art.
 ch: get a horse
 Dr Awkward: Hope he has enough charcoal briquettes to get home...
 DrinkMixMan: The girlfriendless carriage
 ignatz: It'll never catch on..
Image 168118   03-17-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
384
 
 Science: First and last day on the job.
 Wet farts: You're doing it wrong...
 enfanta: "I can't go out until I wash the car? Fine. I'll wash the fucking car. I'll wash the ENTIRE FUCKING CAR."
 tritium: @tritium is the person tiny. Damn autocorrect. Stupid phone.
 Chest Rockwell: Scrub all you like, but you'll never get rid the cat pee smell.
 apoxia: Oh dear.
 tritium: Is it just me, or or the portion tiny? Maybe the car is huge?
 Telkwa: Uber doesn't really emphasize the 'non-driving' aspects of the job.
 A duck: This kills the automobile interior
 sparename: "CSIs hate this one simple trick..."
Image 168117   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
380
 
 Mexico: See, human. I have captured this monster and stored it within this ball. You can stow this ball within your pocket.
 sparename: Sea Monkey see, Sea Monkey do
Image 168116   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
323
 
 Telkwa: Somehow I imagined the washrooms at the Washington DC Trump Hotel would be more luxurious.
 Mr. Butt: booty had me like
Image 168115   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
165
 
 SomeCanadian: Surprise! It's a bucket of abattoir run-off! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @Beef Supreme Surprise! It's a bucket of Beef Supreme!
 Beef Supreme: Surprise! It's a bucket of ice cold piss!
Image 168114   03-17-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
856
 
 Trafalgar: *searches a variety of Fabio terms in confusion* *comes back and rads*
 SunWukong: @a robot I love the idea that Fabio is part of the crew of the Friendly Spaceship. I wonder which one of us he is...
 sparename: "got your nose..."
 Prostata: seagulls hated that movie
 Gomi Day: @a robot oh, god damnit. (trumps off in a huff) :p
 Gomi Day: fabio'd
 CastleBravo: Aaah, the fearsome Kamakaze Gull.
 a robot: Fabio is crying somewhere looking at this image
Image 168113   03-17-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
465
 
 SomeCanadian: I don't find Randy Rainbow funny.
 Aemuli: Spoiler alert: inside the balloon is Obama.
Image 168112   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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