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249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 A duck: Don't get tetanus, pupper
 sparename: Trans-Alaskan Pupline
Image 168105   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Felicity: Or using a hyphen for an em-dash
 square44: counterpoint: draft riots.
 Niels Bohr: I miss George.
 Scoo: Somehow, I doubt he used the word "screwing"
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits like coconuts, sparrows like breadcrumbs
 sparename: "Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever"
Image 168104   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Dr Awkward: Traffic and/or log jam.
 AgentView: Doctor Poo, coming to BBC in 2017
 grandma: Tardis, 12 o'clock high...
Image 168103   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Poncho: this kills he human
 Snake Jesus: "...don't make crabs the size of men"??
 a robot: @Mr. Butt VVV
 a robot: Damn, the crabs have already come a long way from #96490 !
 bug: I'm sorry to inform you ma'am... but you have crabs.
 Noremak: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Scoo: This kills the human
 Air Biscuit: Ive got a crab hand, ive got a sword hand. Im bout to cut some stuff up with mah sword hand. *cut cut.
 Mr. Butt: Wikipedia informs me that this is the sixth (of seven) crab novels by Guy N. Smith
 Peter Pantsless: Ahhh! I don't see the weak point!
 avemaria: "Giant Land Crabs In Earth Take-Over Bid" - Hatfield and the North. Fol-de-rol.
Image 168102   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Dan Tagonistic: Later shitlords
 Peter Pantsless: prrrrt!
 Otterman: Whee!
 midgetcastle: Thus spake Zarthustra
Image 168101   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 bug: We'll see about that, Fauntleroy. It is I who can blow the biggest condom balloon!
 iamthewalrus: @tritium So's the latest thing. Just go with the flow...
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew that Revolution thing was a passing fad.
 Dan Tagonistic: I say! This nitrous oxide is most amusing
 namaste: @tritium When I went Upper Crust
 Scoo: Bawdy AF
 tritium: @Robespierre P.S. When did you get the new head?
 tritium: @Robespierre @tritium
 tritium: @Robespierre Quite.
 champeen: @tritium Taking posh to a new level.
 tritium: How droll.
Image 168100   03-17-17   Uploaded by    eevee
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Yes! I saw them years ago and a kid next to me thought they were Jawas
 Scoo: Bud. Weis. DEATH.
 ignatz: Orbital have really hit the gutter
 youshall: Jeepers, creepers! Take a look at those Spring Peepers!
 sparename: Are those guys still there???
Image 168099   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Scoo: Usually when I shit a palette of light and shade, it's because I ate some questionable sushi the night before.
 afroking: My palate shifts better than this rubbish.
Image 168098   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
 Dan Tagonistic: Wellington?
 Scoo: This is triggering me
 tritium: Wait. Back up.
 sparename: If you could possibly lend me a condom, I will gladly pay you back Friday
Image 168097   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Teechur: That'll kill Sauron for sure!
 Wooden Spoon: @SunWukong: I had a rugby playing flat mate in Ireland who used it instead of bathing.
 SunWukong: @apoxia and the UK, Ireland, and China.
 apoxia: Funny fact for the day: Axe is branded Lynx in New Zealand.
 Niels Bohr: That last panel got me. Ha
 fracking: Death by pheromones
Image 168096   03-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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