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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"


268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

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 A duck: Don't get tetanus, pupper
 sparename: Trans-Alaskan Pupline
Image 168105   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 BoiledEggs: Or using a hyphen for an em-dash
 square44: counterpoint: draft riots.
 Niels Bohr: I miss George.
 Scoo: Somehow, I doubt he used the word "screwing"
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits like coconuts, sparrows like breadcrumbs
 sparename: "Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever"
Image 168104   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Mr. Lizard: Traffic and/or log jam.
 AgentView: Doctor Poo, coming to BBC in 2017
 grandma: Tardis, 12 o'clock high...
Image 168103   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Poncho: this kills he human
 Snake Jesus: "...don't make crabs the size of men"??
 a robot: @Mr. Butt VVV
 a robot: Damn, the crabs have already come a long way from #96490 !
 bug: I'm sorry to inform you ma'am... but you have crabs.
 Noremak: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Scoo: This kills the human
 Air Biscuit: Ive got a crab hand, ive got a sword hand. Im bout to cut some stuff up with mah sword hand. *cut cut.
 Mr. Butt: Wikipedia informs me that this is the sixth (of seven) crab novels by Guy N. Smith
 Peter Pantsless: Ahhh! I don't see the weak point!
 avemaria: "Giant Land Crabs In Earth Take-Over Bid" - Hatfield and the North. Fol-de-rol.
Image 168102   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Dan Tagonistic: Later shitlords
 Peter Pantsless: prrrrt!
 Otterman: Whee!
 midgetcastle: Thus spake Zarthustra
Image 168101   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 bug: We'll see about that, Fauntleroy. It is I who can blow the biggest condom balloon!
 iamthewalrus: @tritium So's the latest thing. Just go with the flow...
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew that Revolution thing was a passing fad.
 Dan Tagonistic: I say! This nitrous oxide is most amusing
 namaste: @tritium When I went Upper Crust
 Scoo: Bawdy AF
 tritium: @Robespierre P.S. When did you get the new head?
 tritium: @Robespierre @tritium
 tritium: @Robespierre Quite.
 champeen: @tritium Taking posh to a new level.
 tritium: How droll.
 fidelcastro: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG
Image 168100   03-17-17   Uploaded by    eevee
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Yes! I saw them years ago and a kid next to me thought they were Jawas
 Scoo: Bud. Weis. DEATH.
 nuke em: Orbital have really hit the gutter
 youshall: Jeepers, creepers! Take a look at those Spring Peepers!
 sparename: Are those guys still there???
Image 168099   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Scoo: Usually when I shit a palette of light and shade, it's because I ate some questionable sushi the night before.
 afroking: My palate shifts better than this rubbish.
Image 168098   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
 Dan Tagonistic: Wellington?
 Scoo: This is triggering me
 tritium: Wait. Back up.
 sparename: If you could possibly lend me a condom, I will gladly pay you back Friday
Image 168097   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Teechur: That'll kill Sauron for sure!
 Wooden Spoon: @SunWukong: I had a rugby playing flat mate in Ireland who used it instead of bathing.
 SunWukong: @apoxia and the UK, Ireland, and China.
 apoxia: Funny fact for the day: Axe is branded Lynx in New Zealand.
 Niels Bohr: That last panel got me. Ha
 fracking: Death by pheromones
Image 168096   03-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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