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257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea



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Score:
677
 
 A duck: Don't get tetanus, pupper
 sparename: Trans-Alaskan Pupline
Image 168105   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
409
 
 BoiledEggs: Or using a hyphen for an em-dash
 square44: counterpoint: draft riots.
 Niels Bohr: I miss George.
 Scoo: Somehow, I doubt he used the word "screwing"
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits like coconuts, sparrows like breadcrumbs
 sparename: "Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever"
Image 168104   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
126
 
 Dr Awkward: Traffic and/or log jam.
 AgentView: Doctor Poo, coming to BBC in 2017
 grandma: Tardis, 12 o'clock high...
Image 168103   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
461
 
 Poncho: this kills he human
 Snake Jesus: "...don't make crabs the size of men"??
 a robot: @Mr. Butt VVV
 a robot: Damn, the crabs have already come a long way from #96490 !
 bug: I'm sorry to inform you ma'am... but you have crabs.
 Noremak: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Scoo: This kills the human
 Air Biscuit: Ive got a crab hand, ive got a sword hand. Im bout to cut some stuff up with mah sword hand. *cut cut.
 Mr. Butt: Wikipedia informs me that this is the sixth (of seven) crab novels by Guy N. Smith
 Peter Pantsless: Ahhh! I don't see the weak point!
 avemaria: "Giant Land Crabs In Earth Take-Over Bid" - Hatfield and the North. Fol-de-rol.
Image 168102   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
307
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Later shitlords
 Peter Pantsless: prrrrt!
 Otterman: Whee!
 midgetcastle: Thus spake Zarthustra
Image 168101   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
310
 
 bug: We'll see about that, Fauntleroy. It is I who can blow the biggest condom balloon!
 iamthewalrus: @tritium So's the latest thing. Just go with the flow...
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew that Revolution thing was a passing fad.
 Dan Tagonistic: I say! This nitrous oxide is most amusing
 namaste: @tritium When I went Upper Crust
 Scoo: Bawdy AF
 tritium: @Robespierre P.S. When did you get the new head?
 tritium: @Robespierre @tritium
 tritium: @Robespierre Quite.
 champeen: @tritium Taking posh to a new level.
 tritium: How droll.
 Theta Zero: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG
Image 168100   03-17-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
433
 
 trelyate: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADS.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Yes! I saw them years ago and a kid next to me thought they were Jawas
 Scoo: Bud. Weis. DEATH.
 ignatz: Orbital have really hit the gutter
 youshall: Jeepers, creepers! Take a look at those Spring Peepers!
 sparename: Are those guys still there???
Image 168099   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
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 Scoo: Usually when I shit a palette of light and shade, it's because I ate some questionable sushi the night before.
 afroking: My palate shifts better than this rubbish.
Image 168098   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
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 Dan Tagonistic: Wellington?
 Scoo: This is triggering me
 tritium: Wait. Back up.
 sparename: If you could possibly lend me a condom, I will gladly pay you back Friday
Image 168097   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 Teechur: That'll kill Sauron for sure!
 Wooden Spoon: @SunWukong: I had a rugby playing flat mate in Ireland who used it instead of bathing.
 SunWukong: @apoxia and the UK, Ireland, and China.
 apoxia: Funny fact for the day: Axe is branded Lynx in New Zealand.
 Niels Bohr: That last panel got me. Ha
 fracking: Death by pheromones
Image 168096   03-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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