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233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Peter Pantsless
7. barfolomew
8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing



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Skinr uploaded 233451 (846 points)
nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 233511 (819 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
highdra uploaded 233672 (817 points)
barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)
SS Keith uploaded 233720 (805 points)
piratepom uploaded 233855 (782 points)


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 3. Yurishiro: 5836 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3377 points
 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 3015 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Skinr: 1787 points
13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. Gomi Day: 1735 points
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Score:
677
 
 A duck: Don't get tetanus, pupper
 sparename: Trans-Alaskan Pupline
Image 168105   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
421
 
 square44: counterpoint: draft riots.
 Niels Bohr: I miss George.
 Scoo: Somehow, I doubt he used the word "screwing"
 Dan Tagonistic: Tits like coconuts, sparrows like breadcrumbs
 sparename: "Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever"
Image 168104   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
126
 
 Dr Awkward: Traffic and/or log jam.
 AgentView: Doctor Poo, coming to BBC in 2017
 Robespierre: Tardis, 12 o'clock high...
Image 168103   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
428
 
 Poncho: this kills he human
 Snake Jesus: "...don't make crabs the size of men"??
 a robot: @Mr. Butt VVV
 a robot: Damn, the crabs have already come a long way from #96490 !
 bug: I'm sorry to inform you ma'am... but you have crabs.
 Noremak: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
 Scoo: This kills the human
 Air Biscuit: Ive got a crab hand, ive got a sword hand. Im bout to cut some stuff up with mah sword hand. *cut cut.
 Mr. Butt: Wikipedia informs me that this is the sixth (of seven) crab novels by Guy N. Smith
 Peter Pantsless: Ahhh! I don't see the weak point!
 Robespierre: "Giant Land Crabs In Earth Take-Over Bid" - Hatfield and the North. Fol-de-rol.
Image 168102   03-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
274
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Later shitlords
 Peter Pantsless: prrrrt!
 Otterman: Whee!
 Robespierre: Thus spake Zarthustra
Image 168101   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
278
 
 bug: We'll see about that, Fauntleroy. It is I who can blow the biggest condom balloon!
 Robespierre: @tritium So's the latest thing. Just go with the flow...
 tritium: @Robespierre I knew that Revolution thing was a passing fad.
 Dan Tagonistic: I say! This nitrous oxide is most amusing
 Robespierre: @tritium When I went Upper Crust
 Scoo: Bawdy AF
 tritium: @Robespierre P.S. When did you get the new head?
 tritium: @Robespierre @tritium
 tritium: @Robespierre Quite.
 Robespierre: @tritium Taking posh to a new level.
 tritium: How droll.
 Theta Zero: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG
Image 168100   03-17-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
433
 
 trelyate: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADS.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Yes! I saw them years ago and a kid next to me thought they were Jawas
 Scoo: Bud. Weis. DEATH.
 ignatz: Orbital have really hit the gutter
 Robespierre: Jeepers, creepers! Take a look at those Spring Peepers!
 sparename: Are those guys still there???
Image 168099   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
294
 
 Scoo: Usually when I shit a palette of light and shade, it's because I ate some questionable sushi the night before.
 Robespierre: My palate shifts better than this rubbish.
Image 168098   03-17-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
354
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Wellington?
 Scoo: This is triggering me
 tritium: Wait. Back up.
 sparename: If you could possibly lend me a condom, I will gladly pay you back Friday
Image 168097   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
538
 
 Teechur: That'll kill Sauron for sure!
 Wooden Spoon: @SunWukong: I had a rugby playing flat mate in Ireland who used it instead of bathing.
 SunWukong: @apoxia and the UK, Ireland, and China.
 apoxia: Funny fact for the day: Axe is branded Lynx in New Zealand.
 Niels Bohr: That last panel got me. Ha
 Robespierre: Death by pheromones
Image 168096   03-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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