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244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

244427  Felicity: Same

244317  jazzjunkie: @piranharama Lifted up by a forklift supported by yet another forklift, I presume.

244449  Felicity: Very 90s

244338  jazzjunkie: VHS can store hi-def video, but nobody cared until it was already too late.

244440  Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.

244354  jazzjunkie: You can't go out and buy hand cream designed for humans; it's all empty marketing claims.

244466  dangerkeith3000: But is it art?

244464  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this



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 funny in the wall: i like this one better, to be honest
 DrinkMixMan: By Locutus DiVinci
 Warrax: Renaissance is futile.
Image 168079   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
598
 
 El Barto: I love romantic walks on the beach at sunset with cheese balls.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off these, which is why I never eat them
 Noremak: As requested per message in a bottle.
 fanny: I picture that girl with the laptop in the water is right next to these.
 waxymom: I'm thinking about thos balls
 Throwbot: If we didn't eat Cheezy Poofs, we'd be lame.
 Warrax: Name a part of the body that gets sweaty.
Image 168078   03-17-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
243
 
 Gomi Day: that thing gave me a fit of the giggles, seeing it at canadian tire, the other day.
 Gomi Day: man, it's missing the one by the same brand that looks like some sorta weird alien dong. http://i.imgur.com/x0s4VFl.jpg
 Dan Tagonistic: Awww 'brave enough' was the thing when I first found the spaceship x
 Aemuli: "massager"
 Dresdenkeogh: Ribbed for her terror
 Warrax: I was gonna make a joke about shoving these things in you orifices, but the caption beat me to it. Oh well. At least I got to say "orifices." Orifice. Heh.
 annterland: I use the speed rope like floss. Like starting a fire with a bow
Image 168077   03-17-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
270
 
 apoxia: "Behold my beautiful people willows bitch!"
 Prostata: beautiful people willow
 Warrax: Hands are hard to draw. As are butts.
 Knice: Whoop whoop!
Image 168076   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
736
 
 raditzu: Nature you scary!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why u all in my grill
 apoxia: Perspective is key
 cArdent: "Wow, look how big the bird in this round thing's beak is!"
 dad: This angle is wider than most
 Warrax: I assume the body is that of a shark.
 Good Bye: Bird big.
Image 168075   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
297
 
 El Barto: His dog is broken.
 apoxia: Next you'll be giving it a bath
 apoxia: So when your cat is allowed outside you stick in on a leash?
 piranharama: I guess freedom really isn't free if you're an Americat.
 magicmormon: George Clooney, Goin' Looney...
 Warrax: Someone in this picture has dementia.
 Good Bye: America
 Dresdenkeogh: No kitten for old men
Image 168074   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
668
 
 apoxia: FUCK OFFF!
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 piranharama: Protect groin!
 sue: O DUO WEE-O!
 San DoDo: MADNESS!!
 Prostata: don't mess with the Drama-Llama
 Warrax: I was like "whaaaat?" and then she was like "whaaaaat?"
 Good Bye: Little known fact is that the girl was doing it first and the alpaca came along and mocked her.
 Amy Housewine: * Airhorn sound *
 SunWukong: The HIIIILLLS..
Image 168073   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
538
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Doodie!
 apoxia: Well that was fortuitous
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about crashing a party
 sparename: The Rolls Royce of Command Modules, anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Bu7Z: "Major Neilson what is the meaning of this?!" "Uh I don't know sir, jeanie decided we should have a pool party..."
 whiplash: After that one mishap, NASA never let Gus Grissom land his capsule in deep water again.
 a robot: Little Johnny Glenn always had the best pool parties!
 fanny: Being an astronaut looks sweet!!
 Scoo: CANNONBALL!
Image 168072   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
624
 
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Image 168071   03-17-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
204
 
 Dr. Bathroom: When a sperm fucks an egg, a baby is made.
 enfanta: That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Fucked an omelet.
 Warrax: Everything I thought I knew was wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice.
 Good Bye: @Scoo If you haven't done it with 3 hands your missing out.
 Scoo: Wait, what, 3 hands?
 Poncho: i got divorced for looking at this
 Knice: brb, gonna form babby
Image 168070   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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