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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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Score:
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 funny in the wall: i like this one better, to be honest
 DrinkMixMan: By Locutus DiVinci
 Warrax: Renaissance is futile.
Image 168079   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
598
 
 El Barto: I love romantic walks on the beach at sunset with cheese balls.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off these, which is why I never eat them
 Noremak: As requested per message in a bottle.
 fanny: I picture that girl with the laptop in the water is right next to these.
 waxymom: I'm thinking about thos balls
 Throwbot: If we didn't eat Cheezy Poofs, we'd be lame.
 Warrax: Name a part of the body that gets sweaty.
Image 168078   03-17-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
243
 
 Gomi Day: that thing gave me a fit of the giggles, seeing it at canadian tire, the other day.
 Gomi Day: man, it's missing the one by the same brand that looks like some sorta weird alien dong. http://i.imgur.com/x0s4VFl.jpg
 Dan Tagonistic: Awww 'brave enough' was the thing when I first found the spaceship x
 Aemuli: "massager"
 Dresdenkeogh: Ribbed for her terror
 Warrax: I was gonna make a joke about shoving these things in you orifices, but the caption beat me to it. Oh well. At least I got to say "orifices." Orifice. Heh.
 annterland: I use the speed rope like floss. Like starting a fire with a bow
Image 168077   03-17-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
270
 
 apoxia: "Behold my beautiful people willows bitch!"
 Prostata: beautiful people willow
 Warrax: Hands are hard to draw. As are butts.
 Knice: Whoop whoop!
Image 168076   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
736
 
 raditzu: Nature you scary!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why u all in my grill
 apoxia: Perspective is key
 cArdent: "Wow, look how big the bird in this round thing's beak is!"
 dad: This angle is wider than most
 Warrax: I assume the body is that of a shark.
 Good Bye: Bird big.
Image 168075   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
327
 
 mickeyd: Cats love it
 El Barto: His dog is broken.
 apoxia: Next you'll be giving it a bath
 apoxia: So when your cat is allowed outside you stick in on a leash?
 piranharama: I guess freedom really isn't free if you're an Americat.
 magicmormon: George Clooney, Goin' Looney...
 Warrax: Someone in this picture has dementia.
 Good Bye: America
 Dresdenkeogh: No kitten for old men
Image 168074   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
668
 
 apoxia: FUCK OFFF!
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 piranharama: Protect groin!
 sue: O DUO WEE-O!
 San DoDo: MADNESS!!
 Prostata: don't mess with the Drama-Llama
 Warrax: I was like "whaaaat?" and then she was like "whaaaaat?"
 Good Bye: Little known fact is that the girl was doing it first and the alpaca came along and mocked her.
 Amy Housewine: * Airhorn sound *
 SunWukong: The HIIIILLLS..
Image 168073   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
564
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Doodie!
 apoxia: Well that was fortuitous
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about crashing a party
 sparename: The Rolls Royce of Command Modules, anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Bu7Z: "Major Neilson what is the meaning of this?!" "Uh I don't know sir, jeanie decided we should have a pool party..."
 whiplash: After that one mishap, NASA never let Gus Grissom land his capsule in deep water again.
 a robot: Little Johnny Glenn always had the best pool parties!
 fanny: Being an astronaut looks sweet!!
 Scoo: CANNONBALL!
Image 168072   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
624
 
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Image 168071   03-17-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
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 Dr. Bathroom: When a sperm fucks an egg, a baby is made.
 enfanta: That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Fucked an omelet.
 Warrax: Everything I thought I knew was wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice.
 Good Bye: @Scoo If you haven't done it with 3 hands your missing out.
 Scoo: Wait, what, 3 hands?
 Poncho: i got divorced for looking at this
 Knice: brb, gonna form babby
Image 168070   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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