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258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Score:
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 funny in the wall: i like this one better, to be honest
 DrinkMixMan: By Locutus DiVinci
 Warrax: Renaissance is futile.
Image 168079   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
598
 
 El Barto: I love romantic walks on the beach at sunset with cheese balls.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I could live off these, which is why I never eat them
 Noremak: As requested per message in a bottle.
 fanny: I picture that girl with the laptop in the water is right next to these.
 waxymom: I'm thinking about thos balls
 Throwbot: If we didn't eat Cheezy Poofs, we'd be lame.
 Warrax: Name a part of the body that gets sweaty.
Image 168078   03-17-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
243
 
 Gomi Day: that thing gave me a fit of the giggles, seeing it at canadian tire, the other day.
 Gomi Day: man, it's missing the one by the same brand that looks like some sorta weird alien dong. http://i.imgur.com/x0s4VFl.jpg
 Dan Tagonistic: Awww 'brave enough' was the thing when I first found the spaceship x
 Aemuli: "massager"
 Dresdenkeogh: Ribbed for her terror
 Warrax: I was gonna make a joke about shoving these things in you orifices, but the caption beat me to it. Oh well. At least I got to say "orifices." Orifice. Heh.
 annterland: I use the speed rope like floss. Like starting a fire with a bow
Image 168077   03-17-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
270
 
 apoxia: "Behold my beautiful people willows bitch!"
 Prostata: beautiful people willow
 Warrax: Hands are hard to draw. As are butts.
 Knice: Whoop whoop!
Image 168076   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
736
 
 raditzu: Nature you scary!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why u all in my grill
 apoxia: Perspective is key
 cArdent: "Wow, look how big the bird in this round thing's beak is!"
 dad: This angle is wider than most
 Warrax: I assume the body is that of a shark.
 Good Bye: Bird big.
Image 168075   03-17-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
327
 
 mickeyd: Cats love it
 El Barto: His dog is broken.
 apoxia: Next you'll be giving it a bath
 apoxia: So when your cat is allowed outside you stick in on a leash?
 piranharama: I guess freedom really isn't free if you're an Americat.
 magicmormon: George Clooney, Goin' Looney...
 Warrax: Someone in this picture has dementia.
 Good Bye: America
 Dresdenkeogh: No kitten for old men
Image 168074   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
668
 
 apoxia: FUCK OFFF!
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 piranharama: Protect groin!
 sue: O DUO WEE-O!
 San DoDo: MADNESS!!
 Prostata: don't mess with the Drama-Llama
 Warrax: I was like "whaaaat?" and then she was like "whaaaaat?"
 Good Bye: Little known fact is that the girl was doing it first and the alpaca came along and mocked her.
 Amy Housewine: * Airhorn sound *
 SunWukong: The HIIIILLLS..
Image 168073   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
564
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Doodie!
 apoxia: Well that was fortuitous
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about crashing a party
 sparename: The Rolls Royce of Command Modules, anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Bu7Z: "Major Neilson what is the meaning of this?!" "Uh I don't know sir, jeanie decided we should have a pool party..."
 whiplash: After that one mishap, NASA never let Gus Grissom land his capsule in deep water again.
 a robot: Little Johnny Glenn always had the best pool parties!
 fanny: Being an astronaut looks sweet!!
 Scoo: CANNONBALL!
Image 168072   03-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
624
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 168071   03-17-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
204
 
 Dr. Bathroom: When a sperm fucks an egg, a baby is made.
 enfanta: That's not how it works! That's not how any of it works!
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Fucked an omelet.
 Warrax: Everything I thought I knew was wrong.
 DrinkMixMan: Nice.
 Good Bye: @Scoo If you haven't done it with 3 hands your missing out.
 Scoo: Wait, what, 3 hands?
 Poncho: i got divorced for looking at this
 Knice: brb, gonna form babby
Image 168070   03-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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