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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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 whiplash: McHale's Navy Conquers the Universe.
 Hosebag: @Scoo Damn dude. That was quality.
 antipatterns: Poor Cabbie :(
 Scoo: Locutus of Borgnine
Image 167908   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
 redmonkey3: Fukushima did good things
 Starky15: I dunno. I imagined Cthulu to be .... Bigger
 Queeblo: poor thing only has 4 limbs!
 Scoo: OH HAI!
Image 167907   03-16-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
 AceOfSpades: This is a classic but its always rad for the eighties computer and for the black cat
 Warrax: Crystal balls are so 20th century #168779
 isosceleswaffle: The most reliable form of malware protection on the internet.
 Peach: Witch please.
 Queeblo: How single girls show themselves on FBook.
 tokyopig: Autorad for crt.
 White Rice: She doesn't need the wizard to install her software.
 mariofart: Me irl
 Warrax: @Scoo Witchcraft!
 hearsegirl: love it!
 Scoo: 2-button mouse on an early 90's Macintosh?
Image 167906   03-16-17   Uploaded by    taiko
 Air Biscuit: Theres your problem.
 Hokie333: @Poncho Goodyear just retired their last remaining blimp, and are switching to zeppelins. Probably won't let you ride in one, but still.
 Queeblo: "Lasers on full power!" "But we're not under attack.." "FULL POWER! LASERS! IN EVERY DIRECTION!!"
 ignatz: Bad luck to be on the flight they chose for the cut-thru diagram
 LogicKitty: Hmmm, there's a loose thread here. I'll just pull it out...
 Poncho: i think zeppelins should be a thing again, would totes fly in one
 NoRagrets: Well they're fucked.
 Scoo: That's a sharp sword!
 Mord Tingies: Bruce McCall strikes again
Image 167905   03-16-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Air Biscuit: As a juror, you do not actually have the authority. to sentance someone to teabagging.
 Peach: I like it better if it ends incredulously, with a question mark. "I shaved my balls for THIS?"
 redmonkey3: Picked for a sex assault case
 ignatz: Did you also shave your forehead?
 werterland: Congratulations on your vasectomy!
 enfanta: That's what she said.
 Scoo: My version of this shirt would have a question mark
 Cheesecake: Kickin' it up a notch - BAM!
 WaffleIron: Not doing it right, but not really doing it wrong either.
Image 167904   03-16-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 whiplash: "Generally" peace loving and wise. Except for the ones that look like this. If you see one of these, run like hell.
 Poncho: fun fact, aliens can't tie shoes. that's why they need velcro
Image 167903   03-16-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 apoxia: "Hello, we're happy dogs"
 Flarmie: You came to the right neighborhood, motherfriender.
 Peach: One dog two dog three dog four, somebody pet these dogs some more.
 cenecia: Looks like someone has a camera in one hand and a treat in the other.
 werterland: @RiderFan But who do I thank, and for what in return?
 RiderFan: You have been visited by a dog.
 a robot: @Mexico They will definitely win all the gold medals
 Mexico: Here we have the Golden Retriever Quartet shortly before their performance.
Image 167902   03-16-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 apoxia: You're welcome
 Scoo: I used to draw computers like this all the time when I was a kid, but without the mouse -- we were poor and couldn't afford a computer with one.
Image 167901   03-16-17   Uploaded by    withak
 Peach: Blueberry Mary, mother of Ice Cream-sus.
 Scoo: Our Lady of Soft-Serv
Image 167900   03-16-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 werterland: Username/upload combo lol
 Scoo: Ask your doctor if drinking yourself stupid is right for you
 wolfpk: They will have to be big glasses.
Image 167899   03-16-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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