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254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

254031  Mad Collager: We cannot adjust your volume to the desired level because we have a latitude problem.

254032  Mad Collager: ,,,,,chameleon, ...

254022  Joseph: I ordered two sandwiches yesterday, waited for 45 minutes and never got them then walked out without being angry. It's a store, there's no need to lose your shit just find a better store next time.

254051  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

254052  jochenau: This case is alright, but why are people generally so bad at censoring out private info? Is the rectangle tool not a thing anymore?

254051  fanny: the internet has finally come full circle.

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
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14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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108
 
 Beeble: @a sedated moose Only for moose.
 a sedated moose: Aren't rophies illegal?
Image 167826   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
609
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Good point; actually it'd melt as soon as @Knice skated on. They also sell paper fans at the concession stand for the same reason
 bug: *Reverses signs, Bugs Bunny style*
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless @Knice It would be rad AF, but eventually all the ice would melt from all the fire.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice That...would be a hell of a show
 Knice: I'd pay double for Rammstein on Ice.
Image 167825   03-16-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
109
 
 apoxia: Obviously written by a man.
 carpwoman: Ew.
 Mr. Butt: @Bill Rye You fucking amateur
 Bill Rye: But... pads don't do that!
 Knice: Not liking that upload/ username pairing. :-(
Image 167824   03-16-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
308
 
 Albo Grungus: Back when I had a job conducting surveys over the telephone, whenever I got an answering machine I would simply say pancreas and hang up
 Telkwa: Let's make the Pancreas Great Again!
 Dr Awkward: @Prostata I'm not really the singing type, so how about a tip of the hat and a "cheerio, mate" to the pancreas?
 Beeble: "Looks like I'll be going inside you today!" (because of new healthcare regulations)
 Prostata: Let us all sing the praises of the pancreas, though it has never been an organ of distinction. But it functions day by day in its own peculiar way, it has never had the glory that the liver gets.
 Peter Pantsless: So it's an achy, breaky pancreas
Image 167823   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
458
 
 bug: Yup, that sums it up.
 Derp Herpigan: Fix your windshield.
 chhumphrey: Yeah, 'bout what I'd expect given the window art.
 Skaalar: Ah yes, I remember my first out the window vomit... it was Taco Bell based if I recall correctly.
 Knice: Over and out indeed!
Image 167822   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
206
 
 zoe: hajjpodge Thanks to, probably, a Cracked article, I now know what those jokes are so I can avoid making them. I also know that if you put your money on the counter instead of handing it to the cashier, they may take that to mean that you are afraid to touch them because they have germs. For me personally its not that, its that I cant hold two things at the same time. But I try to make sure to hand them the money just in case
 Suburbanmom: That is why I self check out whenever possible...As little interaction as humanly possible...
 hajjpodge: Imagine how the cashiers feel hearing the same thirty dumb fucking jokes customers make every fucking day. IMAGINE.
 tokyopig: @Nothing lololol
 Nothing: Trying to be polite and sociable on the job. That's a paddlin'
 a robot: I hate when people use apostrophes wrong, myself.
 ChubbyBuddy: check your personality at the door you're a cog in a machine shannon you exist to serve the soulless corporate shadow state
 SunWukong: That's a bit unkind.
Image 167821   03-16-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
829
 
 hearsegirl: it that a cougar?
 El Barto: Kitty's got a furball.
 Skaalar: And you thought silverback gorillas were terrifying.
 Hokie333: "I'm not THAT old! It runs in the family, my mom went grey in her thirties!"
 RiderFan: "MEOW!"
 piranharama: A deadly killer on black & white movie sets.
 sparename: colour-killer cancels moire moggy cross-chroma
Image 167820   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
973
 
 Prostata: HUSKYBOMBED!
 chhumphrey: There's always that one guy at the party.
 whiplash: "You been huskied!"
Image 167819   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 167818 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by RzK. We'll pray for you, RzK.
Score:
495
 
 enfanta: ...Polo.
 Warrax: I think I have that same rubber skeleton.
 Bill Rye: "Now that I'm dead I can finally relax"
 tritium: @TurkeyVulture That must be exhausting.
 TurkeyVulture: Uli is a nihilist.
 Prostata: shoulda used a better sunscreen
 SgtScaredFrog: This is kind of kobayashi maru for life preservers. Doot.
Image 167817   03-16-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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