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216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

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216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
577
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Good point; actually it'd melt as soon as @Knice skated on. They also sell paper fans at the concession stand for the same reason
 bug: *Reverses signs, Bugs Bunny style*
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless @Knice It would be rad AF, but eventually all the ice would melt from all the fire.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice That...would be a hell of a show
 Knice: I'd pay double for Rammstein on Ice.
Image 167825   03-16-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
75
 
 apoxia: Obviously written by a man.
 carpwoman: Ew.
 Mr. Butt: @Bill Rye You fucking amateur
 Bill Rye: But... pads don't do that!
 Knice: Not liking that upload/ username pairing. :-(
Image 167824   03-16-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
308
 
 Telkwa: Let's make the Pancreas Great Again!
 Dr Awkward: @Prostata I'm not really the singing type, so how about a tip of the hat and a "cheerio, mate" to the pancreas?
 Beeble: "Looks like I'll be going inside you today!" (because of new healthcare regulations)
 Prostata: Let us all sing the praises of the pancreas, though it has never been an organ of distinction. But it functions day by day in its own peculiar way, it has never had the glory that the liver gets.
 Peter Pantsless: So it's an achy, breaky pancreas
Image 167823   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
426
 
 bug: Yup, that sums it up.
 Derp Herpigan: Fix your windshield.
 chhumphrey: Yeah, 'bout what I'd expect given the window art.
 Skaalar: Ah yes, I remember my first out the window vomit... it was Taco Bell based if I recall correctly.
 Knice: Over and out indeed!
Image 167822   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
172
 
 Suburbanmom: That is why I self check out whenever possible...As little interaction as humanly possible...
 hajjpodge: Imagine how the cashiers feel hearing the same thirty dumb fucking jokes customers make every fucking day. IMAGINE.
 tokyopig: @Nothing lololol
 Nothing: Trying to be polite and sociable on the job. That's a paddlin'
 a robot: I hate when people use apostrophes wrong, myself.
 ChubbyBuddy: check your personality at the door you're a cog in a machine shannon you exist to serve the soulless corporate shadow state
 SunWukong: That's a bit unkind.
Image 167821   03-16-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
798
 
 hearsegirl: it that a cougar?
 El Barto: Kitty's got a furball.
 Skaalar: And you thought silverback gorillas were terrifying.
 Hokie333: "I'm not THAT old! It runs in the family, my mom went grey in her thirties!"
 RiderFan: "MEOW!"
 piranharama: A deadly killer on black & white movie sets.
 sparename: colour-killer cancels moire moggy cross-chroma
Image 167820   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
940
 
 Prostata: HUSKYBOMBED!
 chhumphrey: There's always that one guy at the party.
 whiplash: "You been huskied!"
Image 167819   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 167818 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by RzK. You have brought shame on us, RzK.
Score:
495
 
 enfanta: ...Polo.
 Warrax: I think I have that same rubber skeleton.
 Bill Rye: "Now that I'm dead I can finally relax"
 tritium: @TurkeyVulture That must be exhausting.
 TurkeyVulture: Uli is a nihilist.
 Prostata: shoulda used a better sunscreen
 SgtScaredFrog: This is kind of kobayashi maru for life preservers. Doot.
Image 167817   03-16-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
719
 
 Snake Jesus: [NAM FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES] :(
 Air Biscuit: Old age, you are doing me a frighten.
 Prostata: but what about little timmy... he's still in the well!
 Sandor: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday
 SomeCanadian: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!
 Peter Pantsless: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?
Image 167816   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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