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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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Score:
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 Lingo Albungo: @Annoying Vegan Good point; actually it'd melt as soon as @Knice skated on. They also sell paper fans at the concession stand for the same reason
 Thurt Grungus: *Reverses signs, Bugs Bunny style*
 Jarb Plemopert: @Peter Pantsless @Knice It would be rad AF, but eventually all the ice would melt from all the fire.
 Part Drumopert: @Knice That...would be a hell of a show
 Flongo Flumopert: I'd pay double for Rammstein on Ice.
Image 167825   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Guft Gruble
Score:
109
 
 Lengo Plongus: Obviously written by a man.
 Thimpo Albungus: Ew.
 Garbo Rempopert: @Bill Rye You fucking amateur
 Lold Grunumbies: But... pads don't do that!
 Mengo Flongus: Not liking that upload/ username pairing. :-(
Image 167824   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Porb Flumupert
Score:
308
 
 Trorbo Morpumple: Back when I had a job conducting surveys over the telephone, whenever I got an answering machine I would simply say pancreas and hang up
 Crorm Cremungo: Let's make the Pancreas Great Again!
 Dolm Albopert: @Prostata I'm not really the singing type, so how about a tip of the hat and a "cheerio, mate" to the pancreas?
 Flift Brongo: "Looks like I'll be going inside you today!" (because of new healthcare regulations)
 Paft Drumoble: Let us all sing the praises of the pancreas, though it has never been an organ of distinction. But it functions day by day in its own peculiar way, it has never had the glory that the liver gets.
 Mald Floble: So it's an achy, breaky pancreas
Image 167823   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Lilm Plemumbies
Score:
458
 
 Vongo Ploble: Yup, that sums it up.
 Rompo Dampoble: Fix your windshield.
 Thart Brongo: Yeah, 'bout what I'd expect given the window art.
 Leld Albungus: Ah yes, I remember my first out the window vomit... it was Taco Bell based if I recall correctly.
 Crurt Cremupert: Over and out indeed!
Image 167822   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Frewn Morpombies
Score:
206
 
 Rang Cremoble: hajjpodge Thanks to, probably, a Cracked article, I now know what those jokes are so I can avoid making them. I also know that if you put your money on the counter instead of handing it to the cashier, they may take that to mean that you are afraid to touch them because they have germs. For me personally its not that, its that I cant hold two things at the same time. But I try to make sure to hand them the money just in case
 Rown Rempopert: That is why I self check out whenever possible...As little interaction as humanly possible...
 Bumpo Brumbies: Imagine how the cashiers feel hearing the same thirty dumb fucking jokes customers make every fucking day. IMAGINE.
 Frert Dampungus: @Nothing lololol
 Hilm Dampumbies: Trying to be polite and sociable on the job. That's a paddlin'
 Jungo Albumbies: I hate when people use apostrophes wrong, myself.
 Crorm Cremoble: check your personality at the door you're a cog in a machine shannon you exist to serve the soulless corporate shadow state
 Jift Plemungus: That's a bit unkind.
Image 167821   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Meple Albopert
Score:
829
 
 Hang Brupert: it that a cougar?
 Lalm Bromple: Kitty's got a furball.
 Left Drumungo: And you thought silverback gorillas were terrifying.
 Frongo Horpumbies: "I'm not THAT old! It runs in the family, my mom went grey in her thirties!"
 Thamp Flumombies: "MEOW!"
 Rongo Plomple: A deadly killer on black & white movie sets.
 Volm Grunumbies: colour-killer cancels moire moggy cross-chroma
Image 167820   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Perbo Horpongo
Score:
973
 
 Girb Drumuble: HUSKYBOMBED!
 Daft Brongo: There's always that one guy at the party.
 Romp Morpopert: "You been huskied!"
Image 167819   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Crango Drumoble
Image 167818 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by RzK. You have brought shame on us, RzK.
Score:
495
 
 Dople Cremoble: ...Polo.
 Lingo Flumumple: I think I have that same rubber skeleton.
 Dungo Plungus: "Now that I'm dead I can finally relax"
 Jorbo Cremombies: @TurkeyVulture That must be exhausting.
 Thurb Plemumple: Uli is a nihilist.
 Mulm Dampomple: shoulda used a better sunscreen
 Vempo Flumongus: This is kind of kobayashi maru for life preservers. Doot.
Image 167817   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Buft Horpombies
Score:
753
 
 Vift Grunungus: [NAM FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES] :(
 Thirb Morpongus: Old age, you are doing me a frighten.
 Pilm Flongus: but what about little timmy... he's still in the well!
 Thuple Grunongo: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday
 Haple Flumuble: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!
 Lempo Dampumple: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?
Image 167816   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gewn Plungo
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