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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Good point; actually it'd melt as soon as @Knice skated on. They also sell paper fans at the concession stand for the same reason
 bug: *Reverses signs, Bugs Bunny style*
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless @Knice It would be rad AF, but eventually all the ice would melt from all the fire.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice That...would be a hell of a show
 Knice: I'd pay double for Rammstein on Ice.
Image 167825   03-16-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
75
 
 apoxia: Obviously written by a man.
 carpwoman: Ew.
 Mr. Butt: @Bill Rye You fucking amateur
 Bill Rye: But... pads don't do that!
 Knice: Not liking that upload/ username pairing. :-(
Image 167824   03-16-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
308
 
 Telkwa: Let's make the Pancreas Great Again!
 Dr Awkward: @Prostata I'm not really the singing type, so how about a tip of the hat and a "cheerio, mate" to the pancreas?
 Beeble: "Looks like I'll be going inside you today!" (because of new healthcare regulations)
 Prostata: Let us all sing the praises of the pancreas, though it has never been an organ of distinction. But it functions day by day in its own peculiar way, it has never had the glory that the liver gets.
 Peter Pantsless: So it's an achy, breaky pancreas
Image 167823   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
426
 
 bug: Yup, that sums it up.
 Derp Herpigan: Fix your windshield.
 chhumphrey: Yeah, 'bout what I'd expect given the window art.
 Skaalar: Ah yes, I remember my first out the window vomit... it was Taco Bell based if I recall correctly.
 Knice: Over and out indeed!
Image 167822   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
172
 
 Suburbanmom: That is why I self check out whenever possible...As little interaction as humanly possible...
 hajjpodge: Imagine how the cashiers feel hearing the same thirty dumb fucking jokes customers make every fucking day. IMAGINE.
 tokyopig: @Nothing lololol
 Nothing: Trying to be polite and sociable on the job. That's a paddlin'
 a robot: I hate when people use apostrophes wrong, myself.
 ChubbyBuddy: check your personality at the door you're a cog in a machine shannon you exist to serve the soulless corporate shadow state
 SunWukong: That's a bit unkind.
Image 167821   03-16-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
798
 
 hearsegirl: it that a cougar?
 El Barto: Kitty's got a furball.
 Skaalar: And you thought silverback gorillas were terrifying.
 Hokie333: "I'm not THAT old! It runs in the family, my mom went grey in her thirties!"
 RiderFan: "MEOW!"
 piranharama: A deadly killer on black & white movie sets.
 sparename: colour-killer cancels moire moggy cross-chroma
Image 167820   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
940
 
 Prostata: HUSKYBOMBED!
 chhumphrey: There's always that one guy at the party.
 whiplash: "You been huskied!"
Image 167819   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 167818 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by RzK. You have brought shame on us, RzK.
Score:
495
 
 enfanta: ...Polo.
 Warrax: I think I have that same rubber skeleton.
 Bill Rye: "Now that I'm dead I can finally relax"
 tritium: @TurkeyVulture That must be exhausting.
 TurkeyVulture: Uli is a nihilist.
 Prostata: shoulda used a better sunscreen
 SgtScaredFrog: This is kind of kobayashi maru for life preservers. Doot.
Image 167817   03-16-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
719
 
 Snake Jesus: [NAM FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES] :(
 Air Biscuit: Old age, you are doing me a frighten.
 Prostata: but what about little timmy... he's still in the well!
 Sandor: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday
 SomeCanadian: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!
 Peter Pantsless: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?
Image 167816   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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