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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 celtic: apoxia I remember a Scottish comics artist using the word egg that way
 apoxia: Must be from New Zealand if she's using egg as an insult.
 Teechur: It's an eggcellent insult! Uttered by one of the murderers of Macduff's family, if my mind's not too scrambled to remember correctly.
 Knice: @White Rice I like it. :-D
 White Rice: @Knice that's a pretty corny pun.
 tokyopig: I am also an egg.
 MamboNumber6: @Peter Pantsless @Jotun Towns Without Pity
 Peter Pantsless: @Jotun Mine, too! Wait, shit, there's like 900,000 people in my "town". Nevermind
 tritium: HECK YOU!
 Jotun: @jochenau It's my new favourite as well. We'll make it cool in our respective towns.
 Scoo: I have a cunning plan
 Borkf: @Knice You delicious punny genius, you!
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau Same.
 Knice: He won her ova.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Agreed: I love it
 WaffleIron: My wife has to put up with shit like this too, bless her heart.
 jochenau: "YOU EGG" is my new favorite insult.
Image 167814   03-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
185
 
 Borkf: Honeda S Two Thousande?
 SomeCanadian: doge car gets much miles to the gallone.
 WaffleIron: My friend has one of these; having driven it I prefer miatas
Image 167813   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
625
 
 rustedpeace: Those poor VisiCalc guys
 Whatever: On the bright side, they don't have to worry about hiding large quantities of hard cash from crazed stockholders...
 tib gubb: seems pretty good to me
 SomeCanadian: America's Finest News Source strikes again.
 sparename: Miniaturisation at work
 yev: so this is what asus headquaters look like
Image 167812   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
217
 
 enfanta: The Mouse will see you now.
 Telkwa: FCIC reports this bank maintains a well-balanced portfolio.
 thecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit thank you my anti-ocd is satisfied
 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf the chairs are not properly aligned.
 Science: I've spotted the hidden Mickey.
 sparename: Mickey Mezzanine - not so easy to put in a song
 SoyUnPerdedor: Perfect for an Art Deco job interview
 SgtScaredFrog: Equal parts vatican and deathstar, with a bit of disney
 thecraftywolf: i want to point something asymmetrical so bad right now
Image 167811   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
381
 
 Peter Pantsless: Christ, is it eight o'clock already? Guess it's a good thing I don't go in today
 Knice: I remember this from Terminator 2. :'-(
 Poncho: help i've fallen and no one can see how good i look
Image 167810   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
526
 
 eykei: Kudos on your dancing in Labyrinth
 Snake Jesus: This is a Lammergeier. They live almost entirely on bone, and are known to decorate themselves with soils rich in iron oxide. Which makes their plumage look red, and totally metal.
 piranharama: Beware the deadly stare of the cockatrice!
 kinggheedra: @Mr. Shine They dropped rupees and unlocked a door when they died because zelda makes no sense
 Mad Collager: This was a very expensive outfit. It cost lots of dodo.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dinosaurs are real
 SomeCanadian: ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!
 Mr. Shine: I had to kill two of these in a Zelda game once.
Image 167809   03-16-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
624
 
 Telkwa: Your giraffe is broken.
 Snake Jesus: @Annoying Vegan That is the best "how I got my cat" story I've ever heard.
 Annoying Vegan : This is how I got my cat when I was 8. He was a stray. My dad told me not to feed that stray cat or he will keep coming back. So of course I fed him on the porch until he became my cat. Eventually dad loved him too because he was the sweetest one.
 SunWukong: Eat up. Get big and strong little kitty.
 sparename: Cats do indeed eat stuff
Image 167808   03-16-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
801
 
 Beeble: "Can't wait to eat my failed siblings."
 Scoo: Master, give Dobby some underwear, geeze!
 Mad Collager: Oh man! The grill of my dreams!
 Dan Tagonistic: Dog needs a wee
 piranharama: Dobby wants!
 Bu7Z: Hello fellow human, cooking human food I see...
Image 167807   03-16-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
239
 
 El Barto: Slumberparty at Kmart tonight.
 WaffleIron: Power puff builders!
Image 167806   03-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
487
 
 Suburbanmom: This dog gave me cancer
 fanny: @Teechur wow that's awful! hopefully it won't screw over anyone who needs transcripts for college...
 Teechur: @fanny Precisely. Happened around midnight, so no injuries, thank goodness. The building was a total loss, though. It housed the servers and communications equipment, so the whole district was shut down. Fun fact: Guess where the digital backups of decades' worth of records were kept. Yup. In the basement of the same building.
 fanny: @Teechur a fire day? is that what it sounds like?
 Teechur: @fanny My kids were back today after a snow day and a fire day. I'm sure the Superintendent looks a bit like the fellow in the pic!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm coming off two snow days in a row... back to school today... i was getting a little stir crazy myself!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Perfect! I mean...*snicker, snort* hahaha...look at that stupid thing! Pssshhh haha come on, you call yourself a dog? Get your crap together, jackass! Bwa ha ha ha okay I am getting way too much of a kick out of this. This is what staying up all night on AG gets you, folks: delirious, slap-happy stupidity
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I was torn... maybe ears? [:8E
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *applause, with whistles, hootin' and hollerin'*
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless *ahem* :8E
 SomeCanadian: See THIS is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight.
 Shay: Spud needs his Bud Light.
 tib gubb: this was going to be the original model for Chewbakka in the original star wars
 Peter Pantsless: My hat is off to you, @fanny
Image 167805   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
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