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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
696
 
 apoxia: Must be from New Zealand if she's using egg as an insult.
 Teechur: It's an eggcellent insult! Uttered by one of the murderers of Macduff's family, if my mind's not too scrambled to remember correctly.
 Knice: @White Rice I like it. :-D
 White Rice: @Knice that's a pretty corny pun.
 tokyopig: I am also an egg.
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless @Jotun Towns Without Pity
 Peter Pantsless: @Jotun Mine, too! Wait, shit, there's like 900,000 people in my "town". Nevermind
 tritium: HECK YOU!
 Jotun: @jochenau It's my new favourite as well. We'll make it cool in our respective towns.
 Scoo: I have a cunning plan
 Borkf: @Knice You delicious punny genius, you!
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau Same.
 Knice: He won her ova.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Agreed: I love it
 WaffleIron: My wife has to put up with shit like this too, bless her heart.
 jochenau: "YOU EGG" is my new favorite insult.
Image 167814   03-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
185
 
 Borkf: Honeda S Two Thousande?
 SomeCanadian: doge car gets much miles to the gallone.
 WaffleIron: My friend has one of these; having driven it I prefer miatas
Image 167813   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
594
 
 Whatever: On the bright side, they don't have to worry about hiding large quantities of hard cash from crazed stockholders...
 tib gubb: seems pretty good to me
 SomeCanadian: America's Finest News Source strikes again.
 sparename: Miniaturisation at work
 yev: so this is what asus headquaters look like
Image 167812   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
217
 
 enfanta: The Mouse will see you now.
 Telkwa: FCIC reports this bank maintains a well-balanced portfolio.
 thecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit thank you my anti-ocd is satisfied
 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf the chairs are not properly aligned.
 Science: I've spotted the hidden Mickey.
 sparename: Mickey Mezzanine - not so easy to put in a song
 SoyUnPerdedor: Perfect for an Art Deco job interview
 SgtScaredFrog: Equal parts vatican and deathstar, with a bit of disney
 thecraftywolf: i want to point something asymmetrical so bad right now
Image 167811   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
381
 
 Peter Pantsless: Christ, is it eight o'clock already? Guess it's a good thing I don't go in today
 Knice: I remember this from Terminator 2. :'-(
 Poncho: help i've fallen and no one can see how good i look
Image 167810   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
526
 
 Snake Jesus: This is a Lammergeier. They live almost entirely on bone, and are known to decorate themselves with soils rich in iron oxide. Which makes their plumage look red, and totally metal.
 piranharama: Beware the deadly stare of the cockatrice!
 kinggheedra: @Mr. Shine They dropped rupees and unlocked a door when they died because zelda makes no sense
 Mad Collager: This was a very expensive outfit. It cost lots of dodo.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dinosaurs are real
 SomeCanadian: ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!
 Mr. Shine: I had to kill two of these in a Zelda game once.
Image 167809   03-16-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
590
 
 Telkwa: Your giraffe is broken.
 Snake Jesus: @Annoying Vegan That is the best "how I got my cat" story I've ever heard.
 Annoying Vegan : This is how I got my cat when I was 8. He was a stray. My dad told me not to feed that stray cat or he will keep coming back. So of course I fed him on the porch until he became my cat. Eventually dad loved him too because he was the sweetest one.
 SunWukong: Eat up. Get big and strong little kitty.
 sparename: Cats do indeed eat stuff
Image 167808   03-16-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
768
 
 Beeble: "Can't wait to eat my failed siblings."
 Scoo: Master, give Dobby some underwear, geeze!
 Mad Collager: Oh man! The grill of my dreams!
 Dan Tagonistic: Dog needs a wee
 piranharama: Dobby wants!
 Bu7Z: Hello fellow human, cooking human food I see...
Image 167807   03-16-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
204
 
 El Barto: Slumberparty at Kmart tonight.
 WaffleIron: Power puff builders!
Image 167806   03-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
487
 
 Suburbanmom: This dog gave me cancer
 fanny: @Teechur wow that's awful! hopefully it won't screw over anyone who needs transcripts for college...
 Teechur: @fanny Precisely. Happened around midnight, so no injuries, thank goodness. The building was a total loss, though. It housed the servers and communications equipment, so the whole district was shut down. Fun fact: Guess where the digital backups of decades' worth of records were kept. Yup. In the basement of the same building.
 fanny: @Teechur a fire day? is that what it sounds like?
 Teechur: @fanny My kids were back today after a snow day and a fire day. I'm sure the Superintendent looks a bit like the fellow in the pic!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm coming off two snow days in a row... back to school today... i was getting a little stir crazy myself!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Perfect! I mean...*snicker, snort* hahaha...look at that stupid thing! Pssshhh haha come on, you call yourself a dog? Get your crap together, jackass! Bwa ha ha ha okay I am getting way too much of a kick out of this. This is what staying up all night on AG gets you, folks: delirious, slap-happy stupidity
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I was torn... maybe ears? [:8E
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *applause, with whistles, hootin' and hollerin'*
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless *ahem* :8E
 SomeCanadian: See THIS is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight.
 Shay: Spud needs his Bud Light.
 tib gubb: this was going to be the original model for Chewbakka in the original star wars
 Peter Pantsless: My hat is off to you, @fanny
Image 167805   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
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