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175987  dangerkeith3000: I hope that's just water.....

175955  SgtScaredFrog: @Robespierre It was at a vendor's tech conference I went to, but the content was pretty similar, I think

176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

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2. Robespierre
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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 175803 (758 points)
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Score:
748
 
 Beeble: "Can't wait to eat my failed siblings."
 Scoo: Master, give Dobby some underwear, geeze!
 Mad Collager: Oh man! The grill of my dreams!
 Dan Tagonistic: Dog needs a wee
 piranharama: Dobby wants!
 Bu7Z: Hello fellow human, cooking human food I see...
Image 167807   03-16-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
204
 
 El Barto: Slumberparty at Kmart tonight.
 WaffleIron: Power puff builders!
Image 167806   03-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
487
 
 Suburbanmom: This dog gave me cancer
 fanny: @Teechur wow that's awful! hopefully it won't screw over anyone who needs transcripts for college...
 Teechur: @fanny Precisely. Happened around midnight, so no injuries, thank goodness. The building was a total loss, though. It housed the servers and communications equipment, so the whole district was shut down. Fun fact: Guess where the digital backups of decades' worth of records were kept. Yup. In the basement of the same building.
 fanny: @Teechur a fire day? is that what it sounds like?
 Teechur: @fanny My kids were back today after a snow day and a fire day. I'm sure the Superintendent looks a bit like the fellow in the pic!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm coming off two snow days in a row... back to school today... i was getting a little stir crazy myself!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Perfect! I mean...*snicker, snort* hahaha...look at that stupid thing! Pssshhh haha come on, you call yourself a dog? Get your crap together, jackass! Bwa ha ha ha okay I am getting way too much of a kick out of this. This is what staying up all night on AG gets you, folks: delirious, slap-happy stupidity
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I was torn... maybe ears? [:8E
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *applause, with whistles, hootin' and hollerin'*
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless *ahem* :8E
 SomeCanadian: See THIS is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight.
 Shay: Spud needs his Bud Light.
 tib gubb: this was going to be the original model for Chewbakka in the original star wars
 Peter Pantsless: My hat is off to you, @fanny
Image 167805   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
358
 
 Dick Inspector: @SoyUnPerdedor Including possibly ergotism.
 Beeble: "Everybody be walking along with their flesh, skin and extra appendages and I'm all over here like, 'Doot.'"
 tokyopig: Interviewer: A lot of artists use framing devices, what framing devices do you use. Artist: GAPING BLOBBY HELL MOUTHS [awkward pause] throws horns
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit the password is *wheezing cough.
 Air Biscuit: @SoyUnPerdedor fun for the whole family, if you love victorian fantasy pencil drawings, located between the mouth of a giant fish, and a short wall of italic text, new yorks hottest club is: IOHANNE BACKHOUSE. This club has everything. Centaurs, feather duster hats, dooters, the virgin mary, chihuahua dragons, a double vitruvian man, black plague, migeons (that thing where you dress up a miget as a pigeon and he eats everything dropped on the floor), all you can eat hydra brain (you take a bite and another head grows back) and look! There in the back, live music provided by a destitute band of shirtless beethooven impersonators!
 SoyUnPerdedor: This party has everything
 SomeCanadian: Dooter in the back looks uncomfortable with this party.
 raditzu: and all of this in one frog's mouth... no wonder it has so sad eyes.
 Knice: Iohanni, we need to talk.
Image 167804   03-16-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
377
 
 apoxia: Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
 El Barto: Don't slip.
 kinggheedra: You do you man
 brian greene: insertion in3 2 1
 ChubbyBuddy: *DEAN SCREAM*
 Bu7Z: Honestly doctor, I was leaning on it at a sporting event!
 piranharama: I don't think that's what guys mean when they say they're a human tripod.
Image 167803   03-16-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
580
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I give up...no more walkie!"
 Poncho: google earth is getting ridiculous
 tib gubb: your dog broke
 piranharama: Game Over. Insert one treat to continue.
 redmonkey3: PUG DOWN! PUG DOWN!
Image 167802   03-16-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
634
 
 Suburbanmom: I don't even care...This is flipping adorable!
 Snake Jesus: *sigh* PLAY FREEBIRD
 hearsegirl: acoustic cover of Hatebeak's greatest hit
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo boo, no drum solo!
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Who needs 'em? #140894
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless Gah! And where are your pants?!
 petepuma: Man, the Byrds sound like shit
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Hey, speaking of which, where the Hell is @musician?
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless in every way except professionally, I'm a musician.
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose P.S. I am not a professional
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose You're probably right, but they look soooo sweet and they're certainly better than the cheap-ass crap I've got. Also, I like "heavy".
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless they do look cool, but in my brief experience with them (I'm a bassist, not a drummer) they sounded a little dead and felt kinda weird and heavy. But they are supposed to be more durable. I forgot where I'm going with this. They look cool, though.
 Peter Pantsless: Just saying, I would fucking kill for a set of black cymbals like Chad Sexton has in the "Flowing" music video
Image 167801   03-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Image 167800 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. You have brought shame on us, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
295
 
 Cami: Payday.
 SomeCanadian: Eh, I've seen bigger.
 tib gubb: yeah that's pretty cool, but ... actually that's just pretty cool
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah...the coast of Tuskany
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z That's what HE said!
 Bu7Z: "Here, take this. If you ever need my help blow it"
Image 167799   03-16-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
258
 
 Bluetocracy: I just had a birthday, too. I've decided to get younger for a few years, until everything works again.
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau I just started 31 this week. It doesn't feel any different than 31 but it does feel different than 29. Hangovers take longer to recover from. The sooner you embrace the miracle of Metamucil the happier you'll be.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Happy birthday and godspeed, spacefriend. Let us know how it turns out
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless 29 was pretty rough for me, 30's been...still rough, but at least it seems like I might be heading somewhere. 31 starts next week, so I guess we'll see how that goes.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig @Knice thanks, guys. It just sucks to face your own mortality. I guess that's why religion exists. I have my own ideas (see #167783), and I do genuinely believe in them, but still. I watch as my mind degrades, and my joints fail, and getting the flu is so much worse now...I used to be invincible, you know? Just tough to think about
 tib gubb: BEHOLD THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE LIE WITHIN
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless in my experience youth is by and large wasted on the young.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I've been pulling 30 for a dozen years now. It's not so bad. It's not so good, either; but it's not so bad. Getting old beats the alternative (no offense @BILL DOOR). :-)
 Mr. Whiskers: You'll never be in a metal band with pentagram like that
 Teechur: Pythagorath ith pythed. You've got hith theorem wrong!
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig I hope to god you're right, friend
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Life begins at 30.
 Theta Zero: Summoning Satan With Algebra! (tm)
 Peter Pantsless: Uhg.You don't need to remind me that I'm pushing 30
Image 167798   03-16-17   Uploaded by    danny
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