Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. Dr Awkward
4. WaffleIron
5. tib gubb
6. Ulillillia
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Shay
9. Science
10. Sadbot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

namaste uploaded 209568 (930 points)
ptrain uploaded 209729 (878 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209769 (842 points)
Disclosure uploaded 209576 (801 points)
Alpha Trion uploaded 209834 (761 points)
cishet uploaded 209644 (758 points)
Vault Dweller uploaded 209767 (752 points)
WetWilly uploaded 209931 (737 points)
carlin uploaded 209949 (724 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209577 (724 points)
Warrax uploaded 209884 (721 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209581 (705 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 209582 (701 points)
twisty uploaded 209653 (668 points)
norgu5 uploaded 209811 (659 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 6189 points
 2. Not A Bot: 3326 points
 3. Side Boob: 2846 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2189 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 1885 points
 6. White Male: 1514 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1458 points
 8. namaste: 1403 points
 9. a robot: 1292 points
10. original og: 1272 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1237 points
13. grace: 1151 points
14. phil: 1134 points
15. Warrax: 1115 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Theta-Zero.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 266
Registered users online in past hour: 694

Average image score (last 24 hours): 250

Total number of comments: 1139608
Total number of images: 210065



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 96773
XP needed for green ranking: 42013
XP needed for yellow ranking: 12712

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
768
 
 Beeble: "Can't wait to eat my failed siblings."
 Scoo: Master, give Dobby some underwear, geeze!
 Mad Collager: Oh man! The grill of my dreams!
 Dan Tagonistic: Dog needs a wee
 piranharama: Dobby wants!
 Bu7Z: Hello fellow human, cooking human food I see...
Image 167807   03-16-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
204
 
 El Barto: Slumberparty at Kmart tonight.
 WaffleIron: Power puff builders!
Image 167806   03-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
487
 
 Suburbanmom: This dog gave me cancer
 fanny: @Teechur wow that's awful! hopefully it won't screw over anyone who needs transcripts for college...
 Teechur: @fanny Precisely. Happened around midnight, so no injuries, thank goodness. The building was a total loss, though. It housed the servers and communications equipment, so the whole district was shut down. Fun fact: Guess where the digital backups of decades' worth of records were kept. Yup. In the basement of the same building.
 fanny: @Teechur a fire day? is that what it sounds like?
 Teechur: @fanny My kids were back today after a snow day and a fire day. I'm sure the Superintendent looks a bit like the fellow in the pic!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm coming off two snow days in a row... back to school today... i was getting a little stir crazy myself!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Perfect! I mean...*snicker, snort* hahaha...look at that stupid thing! Pssshhh haha come on, you call yourself a dog? Get your crap together, jackass! Bwa ha ha ha okay I am getting way too much of a kick out of this. This is what staying up all night on AG gets you, folks: delirious, slap-happy stupidity
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I was torn... maybe ears? [:8E
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *applause, with whistles, hootin' and hollerin'*
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless *ahem* :8E
 SomeCanadian: See THIS is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight.
 Shay: Spud needs his Bud Light.
 tib gubb: this was going to be the original model for Chewbakka in the original star wars
 Peter Pantsless: My hat is off to you, @fanny
Image 167805   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
358
 
 Dick Inspector: @SoyUnPerdedor Including possibly ergotism.
 Beeble: "Everybody be walking along with their flesh, skin and extra appendages and I'm all over here like, 'Doot.'"
 tokyopig: Interviewer: A lot of artists use framing devices, what framing devices do you use. Artist: GAPING BLOBBY HELL MOUTHS [awkward pause] throws horns
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit the password is *wheezing cough.
 Air Biscuit: @SoyUnPerdedor fun for the whole family, if you love victorian fantasy pencil drawings, located between the mouth of a giant fish, and a short wall of italic text, new yorks hottest club is: IOHANNE BACKHOUSE. This club has everything. Centaurs, feather duster hats, dooters, the virgin mary, chihuahua dragons, a double vitruvian man, black plague, migeons (that thing where you dress up a miget as a pigeon and he eats everything dropped on the floor), all you can eat hydra brain (you take a bite and another head grows back) and look! There in the back, live music provided by a destitute band of shirtless beethooven impersonators!
 SoyUnPerdedor: This party has everything
 SomeCanadian: Dooter in the back looks uncomfortable with this party.
 raditzu: and all of this in one frog's mouth... no wonder it has so sad eyes.
 Knice: Iohanni, we need to talk.
Image 167804   03-16-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
377
 
 apoxia: Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
 El Barto: Don't slip.
 kinggheedra: You do you man
 brian greene: insertion in3 2 1
 ChubbyBuddy: *DEAN SCREAM*
 Bu7Z: Honestly doctor, I was leaning on it at a sporting event!
 piranharama: I don't think that's what guys mean when they say they're a human tripod.
Image 167803   03-16-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
580
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I give up...no more walkie!"
 Poncho: google earth is getting ridiculous
 tib gubb: your dog broke
 piranharama: Game Over. Insert one treat to continue.
 redmonkey3: PUG DOWN! PUG DOWN!
Image 167802   03-16-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
634
 
 Suburbanmom: I don't even care...This is flipping adorable!
 Snake Jesus: *sigh* PLAY FREEBIRD
 hearsegirl: acoustic cover of Hatebeak's greatest hit
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo boo, no drum solo!
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Who needs 'em? #140894
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless Gah! And where are your pants?!
 petepuma: Man, the Byrds sound like shit
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Hey, speaking of which, where the Hell is @musician?
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless in every way except professionally, I'm a musician.
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose P.S. I am not a professional
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose You're probably right, but they look soooo sweet and they're certainly better than the cheap-ass crap I've got. Also, I like "heavy".
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless they do look cool, but in my brief experience with them (I'm a bassist, not a drummer) they sounded a little dead and felt kinda weird and heavy. But they are supposed to be more durable. I forgot where I'm going with this. They look cool, though.
 Peter Pantsless: Just saying, I would fucking kill for a set of black cymbals like Chad Sexton has in the "Flowing" music video
Image 167801   03-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Image 167800 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. You have brought shame on us, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
295
 
 Cami: Payday.
 SomeCanadian: Eh, I've seen bigger.
 tib gubb: yeah that's pretty cool, but ... actually that's just pretty cool
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah...the coast of Tuskany
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z That's what HE said!
 Bu7Z: "Here, take this. If you ever need my help blow it"
Image 167799   03-16-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
283
 
 Bluetocracy: I just had a birthday, too. I've decided to get younger for a few years, until everything works again.
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau I just started 31 this week. It doesn't feel any different than 31 but it does feel different than 29. Hangovers take longer to recover from. The sooner you embrace the miracle of Metamucil the happier you'll be.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Happy birthday and godspeed, spacefriend. Let us know how it turns out
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless 29 was pretty rough for me, 30's been...still rough, but at least it seems like I might be heading somewhere. 31 starts next week, so I guess we'll see how that goes.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig @Knice thanks, guys. It just sucks to face your own mortality. I guess that's why religion exists. I have my own ideas (see #167783), and I do genuinely believe in them, but still. I watch as my mind degrades, and my joints fail, and getting the flu is so much worse now...I used to be invincible, you know? Just tough to think about
 tib gubb: BEHOLD THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE LIE WITHIN
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless in my experience youth is by and large wasted on the young.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I've been pulling 30 for a dozen years now. It's not so bad. It's not so good, either; but it's not so bad. Getting old beats the alternative (no offense @BILL DOOR). :-)
 Mr. Whiskers: You'll never be in a metal band with pentagram like that
 Teechur: Pythagorath ith pythed. You've got hith theorem wrong!
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig I hope to god you're right, friend
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Life begins at 30.
 Theta Zero: Summoning Satan With Algebra! (tm)
 Peter Pantsless: Uhg.You don't need to remind me that I'm pushing 30
Image 167798   03-16-17   Uploaded by    danny
Page 1 ... 4223 4224 4225 4226 4227 4228 4229 ... 21006 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.