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254213  dangerkeith3000: rad

254215  dangerkeith3000: Isn't Alice supposed to be 10 or 12?

254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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Score:
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 El Barto: Slumberparty at Kmart tonight.
 WaffleIron: Power puff builders!
Image 167806   03-16-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
487
 
 Suburbanmom: This dog gave me cancer
 fanny: @Teechur wow that's awful! hopefully it won't screw over anyone who needs transcripts for college...
 Teechur: @fanny Precisely. Happened around midnight, so no injuries, thank goodness. The building was a total loss, though. It housed the servers and communications equipment, so the whole district was shut down. Fun fact: Guess where the digital backups of decades' worth of records were kept. Yup. In the basement of the same building.
 fanny: @Teechur a fire day? is that what it sounds like?
 Teechur: @fanny My kids were back today after a snow day and a fire day. I'm sure the Superintendent looks a bit like the fellow in the pic!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm coming off two snow days in a row... back to school today... i was getting a little stir crazy myself!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Perfect! I mean...*snicker, snort* hahaha...look at that stupid thing! Pssshhh haha come on, you call yourself a dog? Get your crap together, jackass! Bwa ha ha ha okay I am getting way too much of a kick out of this. This is what staying up all night on AG gets you, folks: delirious, slap-happy stupidity
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I was torn... maybe ears? [:8E
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *applause, with whistles, hootin' and hollerin'*
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless *ahem* :8E
 SomeCanadian: See THIS is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight.
 Shay: Spud needs his Bud Light.
 tib gubb: this was going to be the original model for Chewbakka in the original star wars
 Peter Pantsless: My hat is off to you, @fanny
Image 167805   03-16-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
391
 
 poetrysucks: Air Biscuit That was awesome
 Dick Inspector: @SoyUnPerdedor Including possibly ergotism.
 Beeble: "Everybody be walking along with their flesh, skin and extra appendages and I'm all over here like, 'Doot.'"
 tokyopig: Interviewer: A lot of artists use framing devices, what framing devices do you use. Artist: GAPING BLOBBY HELL MOUTHS [awkward pause] throws horns
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit the password is *wheezing cough.
 Air Biscuit: @SoyUnPerdedor fun for the whole family, if you love victorian fantasy pencil drawings, located between the mouth of a giant fish, and a short wall of italic text, new yorks hottest club is: IOHANNE BACKHOUSE. This club has everything. Centaurs, feather duster hats, dooters, the virgin mary, chihuahua dragons, a double vitruvian man, black plague, migeons (that thing where you dress up a miget as a pigeon and he eats everything dropped on the floor), all you can eat hydra brain (you take a bite and another head grows back) and look! There in the back, live music provided by a destitute band of shirtless beethooven impersonators!
 SoyUnPerdedor: This party has everything
 SomeCanadian: Dooter in the back looks uncomfortable with this party.
 raditzu: and all of this in one frog's mouth... no wonder it has so sad eyes.
 Knice: Iohanni, we need to talk.
Image 167804   03-16-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
407
 
 franktank: At least its not indoors
 apoxia: Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
 El Barto: Don't slip.
 kinggheedra: You do you man
 brian greene: insertion in3 2 1
 ChubbyBuddy: *DEAN SCREAM*
 Bu7Z: Honestly doctor, I was leaning on it at a sporting event!
 piranharama: I don't think that's what guys mean when they say they're a human tripod.
Image 167803   03-16-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
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 SoyUnPerdedor: "I give up...no more walkie!"
 Poncho: google earth is getting ridiculous
 tib gubb: your dog broke
 piranharama: Game Over. Insert one treat to continue.
 redmonkey3: PUG DOWN! PUG DOWN!
Image 167802   03-16-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: I don't even care...This is flipping adorable!
 Snake Jesus: *sigh* PLAY FREEBIRD
 hearsegirl: acoustic cover of Hatebeak's greatest hit
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo boo, no drum solo!
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Who needs 'em? #140894
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless Gah! And where are your pants?!
 petepuma: Man, the Byrds sound like shit
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Hey, speaking of which, where the Hell is @musician?
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless in every way except professionally, I'm a musician.
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose P.S. I am not a professional
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose You're probably right, but they look soooo sweet and they're certainly better than the cheap-ass crap I've got. Also, I like "heavy".
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless they do look cool, but in my brief experience with them (I'm a bassist, not a drummer) they sounded a little dead and felt kinda weird and heavy. But they are supposed to be more durable. I forgot where I'm going with this. They look cool, though.
 Peter Pantsless: Just saying, I would fucking kill for a set of black cymbals like Chad Sexton has in the "Flowing" music video
Image 167801   03-16-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Image 167800 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. Your image was bad, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
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 Cami: Payday.
 SomeCanadian: Eh, I've seen bigger.
 tib gubb: yeah that's pretty cool, but ... actually that's just pretty cool
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah...the coast of Tuskany
 a sedated moose: @Bu7Z That's what HE said!
Image 167799   03-16-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
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 Bluetocracy: I just had a birthday, too. I've decided to get younger for a few years, until everything works again.
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau I just started 31 this week. It doesn't feel any different than 31 but it does feel different than 29. Hangovers take longer to recover from. The sooner you embrace the miracle of Metamucil the happier you'll be.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Happy birthday and godspeed, spacefriend. Let us know how it turns out
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless 29 was pretty rough for me, 30's been...still rough, but at least it seems like I might be heading somewhere. 31 starts next week, so I guess we'll see how that goes.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig @Knice thanks, guys. It just sucks to face your own mortality. I guess that's why religion exists. I have my own ideas (see #167783), and I do genuinely believe in them, but still. I watch as my mind degrades, and my joints fail, and getting the flu is so much worse now...I used to be invincible, you know? Just tough to think about
 tib gubb: BEHOLD THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE LIE WITHIN
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless in my experience youth is by and large wasted on the young.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I've been pulling 30 for a dozen years now. It's not so bad. It's not so good, either; but it's not so bad. Getting old beats the alternative (no offense @BILL DOOR). :-)
 Mr. Whiskers: You'll never be in a metal band with pentagram like that
 Teechur: Pythagorath ith pythed. You've got hith theorem wrong!
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig I hope to god you're right, friend
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Life begins at 30.
 Theta Zero: Summoning Satan With Algebra! (tm)
 Peter Pantsless: Uhg.You don't need to remind me that I'm pushing 30
Image 167798   03-16-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
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 Jotun: Doot you know what day it is? I slept in!
 Air Biscuit: My spirograph is broken.
 BILL DOOR: AND JUST WHO THE HELLS SAID YOU COULD GET UP? WE WENT OVER THIS. YOUR TIME RAN OUT. QUOTH, BACK ME UP HERE.
 tib gubb: seems like a proper night for some dootery
 Theta Zero: Raven is pretty nonplussed by all this.
Image 167797   03-16-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
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