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268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

268272  Eleftheros: @Eleftheros nothing like predictive text to take the smart out of a yolk.

268272  Eleftheros: All this time I thought gummy bears we're haploid...

268269  Sandor: Reminds me of the Looney Toons where the baby cab wants to be a racecar

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico what show is this?

268264  Otterman: More paranoid schizophrenic art.

268265  Otterman: How nature says "Do not touch"

268214  Zaxxoff: The legends are true! #267415

268249  Korrok: Aw yeah.

268233  Zaxxoff: save the cheerleader, save the world

268245  Zaxxoff: Combo meals now available Melmac style. Come back, ALF!

268224  White Rice: @Yam the heart wants what the heart wants.

268229  White Rice: @Incubi nah, it's just an older extinguisher. Looks to be an early 90's Kidde from the body shape, so either an old ass extinguisher, or an old picture (probably some of both)

268264  Zaxxoff: strings you say? watch as I pass this hoop around them!

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268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268224 Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268265 Otterman: How nature says "Do not touch"



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Score:
842
 
 chelseachels: Wow @Noremak
 DrinkMixMan: What a spooky spectrum!
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple makes the rainbow bright bright BRIGHT (I used to teach kindergarten)
 SomeCanadian: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal...
 Noremak: Dooo-DOoo-DOOOOT!
 Albatross: *their
 Albatross: Not a bad show but the performers acted like they had a stick up there ass
 LKoroton: Gracias senor fabulous esqueletox
 Peter Pantsless: the friendly spaceship roadshow was a HUGE success!
 Shay: Us purples get a head.
 sparename: Gets Purple - loses head
Image 167735   03-15-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
922
 
 Science: We all know it's actually porn. It's always porn.
 Whatever: Of course you have the dual problem of finding a drive that reads 3.5 disks, and the problem of the decay of the magnetic media
 jeffrey: Thanks @Air Biscuit !
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward happy birthday
 Peter Pantsless: @Snake Jesus that crap is hilarious, and anybody who is "on" the Internet should read it. Respect
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Yeah that's weird. I was "Gen Y" for a minute, but I thought "Echo Boomer" was more accurate, and now I apparently count as a "Millenial." obviously the whole thing is stupid
 Jaunty Shrimp: I miss carefully folded junior high notes
 eumoria: @Peter Pantsless haha, yes, I called it apps on purpose. I'm turning 34 this week, so hardly a kid, but by some accounts, I still qualify as a millennial, somehow (was still in HS during Y2K)
 Snake Jesus: @Peter Pantsless Oh man. I was way too young to understand how to use a lot of the chat programs -- anything more complex than MSN messenger was beyond me -- but in middle school and high school I read the bash dot org QDB like it was the bible.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Also we called them "programs" back then. Freaking kids! (I'm kidding, of course)
 Red: i have all the MSN chat logs from my high school days somewhere. god help me
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Trillian worked with all the IM programs, and IRC ("Internet Relay Chat") was one of the first IM services. bash.org maintains a collection of "funniest" IRC chats and you can see a looooot of where modern Internet culture came from
 Prumbo: @Peter Pantsless I'm sorry to inform you that I'm unfamiliar with either of those apps
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward You think that's bad, I had Trillian. All that crap plus IRC. Those were the days...
 bug: Fuck, why didn't I save mine?
 WaffleIron: If this was mine I'd quietly crush the disk in my hand and throw it out where it would never be seen again.
 Vivian: AIM 4 lyfe.
 Peter Pantsless: That's...that's freaking adorable.
Image 167734   03-15-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
334
 
 jazzjunkie: Cannonballlllll!
 Snake Jesus: Seems legit.
 enfanta: "You know if I could get through this glass I'd be snacking on him right? Still think I'm cute?"
Image 167733   03-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
546
 
 Suburbanmom: That skirt is cute
 brian greene: basket case
 raditzu: Wrong shoes for tennis.
 jazzjunkie: I feel this way too, some days.
 coffeeblack: When you just can't get enough of that smell that comes from a new tennis ball
 Wookiee: Something something face first into balls.
 WaffleIron: I'd be this depressed if I showed up for a match in those shoes too.
 XLY: I have this fetish now
 sparename: Extreme Teabagging
 scribbs: Same, only mine is a bunch of white cedar and in my hand is a work order that had been typed up incorrectly. Thank heavens the customer is cool.
 Scoo: Oh, balls
Image 167732   03-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1015
 
 LKoroton: Welcome to disability awareness week
 Peter Pantsless: Man, that engine really purrs, don't it?
 Scoo: Are those actual wheels or rolls of vet tape?
 scribbs: VRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 sparename: Where's Motor Mouse?
Image 167731   03-15-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
631
 
 brian greene: no arriving leaving!
 Whatever: Didn't Trump ban illegal aliens?
 Borkf: Sure, but is it friendly?
 scribbs: "...and this is when we all got...Earl, what year was it we all got probed? Right after Mildred died, wasn't it? Mildred...yes, Mildred, Richard's sister-in-law. Oh, Lordy help us. Made the mistake of saying 'Richard' and now it's a two-hour tirade about Watergate...anywho, we was vacationing in Nebraska when out of the sky...."
 Shay: We have come from outer space and we can tell you: this is not the purest white corn.
 lavender: So long, and thanks for all the corn
Image 167730   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
664
 
 Wookiee: Even I can see ham is the best!
 Scoo: It's like the regular Starfleet, but porkier
Image 167729   03-15-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
542
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I refuse to put anything in my mouth unless it is full of flavory goodness
 Science: @a robot: I remember watching that with my parents, and the scene where the doctor manually, uh, "stimulates" the ladies came on...
 a robot: @Jaunty Shrimp @Snake Jesus "The Road To Wellville" was a pretty fucking weird movie
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Snake Jesus I love the movie
 Snake Jesus: Corn flakes! The breakfast cereal invented by an insane man who hated masturbation!
 WTF: The daintier the corn flakes the better.
 Scoo: I dig the Farmer's finger-gun
 Knice: Awe yiss motha-fokken flakes-a CORN! :-D
 KrazyKat: Full of flavory goodness is my dancing name.
 Peter Pantsless: Official breakfast food of the friendly spaceship, although the box was later changed to be purple
 Nope: "Woah Jim maybe after the whole Nazi thing we dont want to be referring anything to as purest white..." "Nahhhhhhhhhhh"
Image 167728   03-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
486
 
 scribbs: VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 Shay: I don't remember teaching the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria like this in school...
 Nope: Chem Trails INNN SPACEEEEEEEEEE
Image 167727   03-15-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
360
 
 jochenau: I don't think the other subway patrons will appreciate your wearing a bustle.
 LKoroton: Sub-menina-lisa
 PissedOff: @WTF unfortunately, you'll never be able to prove this. If you haven't heard, they've closed the Louvre #167629
 scribbs: Art thief trying to fit in.
 WTF: I think the real Mona Lisa is a lot smaller than that.
 KrazyKat: Lil'bitch gets around.
Image 167726   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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