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233459  Felicity: Blep

233463  Felicity: Justified Ancients of Mu

233465  Felicity: Well, corporate centrist Democrats, sure

233435  glenalec: It must be leg day.

233472  Felicity: Whenever I start to get on top of my depression, fear rushes in to fill its place

233443  glenalec: Only you can stop. Dammit! You had ONE job!

233454  glenalec: I have more than that in my store room. @Psymon - mine are sorted roughly by voltage - we use them for powering student artworks.

233457  glenalec: Stop it! Or you'll go blind!

233365  Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean

233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

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2. glenalec
3. Felicity
4. Teechur
5. Mr. Shine
6. tib gubb
7. Kaviri
8. VeeKay
9. Ulillillia
10. Yurishiro



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233418 Kaviri: *his

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233318 Otterman: @UltraBeverly Now gimme my social security!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1260 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1110 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1086 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1061 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1021 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
sue uploaded 233095 (952 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 11124 points
 3. Mr. Shine: 4331 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4243 points
 5. ping: 3869 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2517 points
 7. frankie: 2486 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. ineedhepl: 2110 points
10. Side Boob: 2069 points
11. cannabis: 1930 points
12. nimbus: 1906 points
13. bigbison: 1790 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1673 points
15. a robot: 1663 points
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Score:
810
 
 chelseachels: Wow @Noremak
 DrinkMixMan: What a spooky spectrum!
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple makes the rainbow bright bright BRIGHT (I used to teach kindergarten)
 SomeCanadian: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal...
 Noremak: Dooo-DOoo-DOOOOT!
 Albatross: *their
 Albatross: Not a bad show but the performers acted like they had a stick up there ass
 LKoroton: Gracias senor fabulous esqueletox
 Peter Pantsless: the friendly spaceship roadshow was a HUGE success!
 Shay: Us purples get a head.
 sparename: Gets Purple - loses head
Image 167735   03-15-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
865
 
 Science: We all know it's actually porn. It's always porn.
 Whatever: Of course you have the dual problem of finding a drive that reads 3.5 disks, and the problem of the decay of the magnetic media
 Dr Awkward: Thanks @Air Biscuit !
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward happy birthday
 Peter Pantsless: @Snake Jesus that crap is hilarious, and anybody who is "on" the Internet should read it. Respect
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Yeah that's weird. I was "Gen Y" for a minute, but I thought "Echo Boomer" was more accurate, and now I apparently count as a "Millenial." obviously the whole thing is stupid
 Jaunty Shrimp: I miss carefully folded junior high notes
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless haha, yes, I called it apps on purpose. I'm turning 34 this week, so hardly a kid, but by some accounts, I still qualify as a millennial, somehow (was still in HS during Y2K)
 Snake Jesus: @Peter Pantsless Oh man. I was way too young to understand how to use a lot of the chat programs -- anything more complex than MSN messenger was beyond me -- but in middle school and high school I read the bash dot org QDB like it was the bible.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Also we called them "programs" back then. Freaking kids! (I'm kidding, of course)
 Red: i have all the MSN chat logs from my high school days somewhere. god help me
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward Trillian worked with all the IM programs, and IRC ("Internet Relay Chat") was one of the first IM services. bash.org maintains a collection of "funniest" IRC chats and you can see a looooot of where modern Internet culture came from
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I'm sorry to inform you that I'm unfamiliar with either of those apps
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward You think that's bad, I had Trillian. All that crap plus IRC. Those were the days...
 bug: Fuck, why didn't I save mine?
 WaffleIron: If this was mine I'd quietly crush the disk in my hand and throw it out where it would never be seen again.
 Dr Awkward: AIM 4 lyfe.
 Peter Pantsless: That's...that's freaking adorable.
Image 167734   03-15-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
300
 
 jazzjunkie: Cannonballlllll!
 Snake Jesus: Seems legit.
 enfanta: "You know if I could get through this glass I'd be snacking on him right? Still think I'm cute?"
Image 167733   03-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
513
 
 Suburbanmom: That skirt is cute
 brian greene: basket case
 raditzu: Wrong shoes for tennis.
 jazzjunkie: I feel this way too, some days.
 coffeeblack: When you just can't get enough of that smell that comes from a new tennis ball
 Wookiee: Something something face first into balls.
 WaffleIron: I'd be this depressed if I showed up for a match in those shoes too.
 XLY: I have this fetish now
 sparename: Extreme Teabagging
 scribbs: Same, only mine is a bunch of white cedar and in my hand is a work order that had been typed up incorrectly. Thank heavens the customer is cool.
 Scoo: Oh, balls
Image 167732   03-15-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
984
 
 LKoroton: Welcome to disability awareness week
 Peter Pantsless: Man, that engine really purrs, don't it?
 Scoo: Are those actual wheels or rolls of vet tape?
 scribbs: VRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 sparename: Where's Motor Mouse?
Image 167731   03-15-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
596
 
 brian greene: no arriving leaving!
 Whatever: Didn't Trump ban illegal aliens?
 Borkf: Sure, but is it friendly?
 scribbs: "...and this is when we all got...Earl, what year was it we all got probed? Right after Mildred died, wasn't it? Mildred...yes, Mildred, Richard's sister-in-law. Oh, Lordy help us. Made the mistake of saying 'Richard' and now it's a two-hour tirade about Watergate...anywho, we was vacationing in Nebraska when out of the sky...."
 Shay: We have come from outer space and we can tell you: this is not the purest white corn.
 ignatz: So long, and thanks for all the corn
Image 167730   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Wookiee: Even I can see ham is the best!
 Scoo: It's like the regular Starfleet, but porkier
Image 167729   03-15-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
512
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I refuse to put anything in my mouth unless it is full of flavory goodness
 Science: @a robot: I remember watching that with my parents, and the scene where the doctor manually, uh, "stimulates" the ladies came on...
 a robot: @Jaunty Shrimp @Snake Jesus "The Road To Wellville" was a pretty fucking weird movie
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Snake Jesus I love the movie
 Snake Jesus: Corn flakes! The breakfast cereal invented by an insane man who hated masturbation!
 WTF: The daintier the corn flakes the better.
 Scoo: I dig the Farmer's finger-gun
 Knice: Awe yiss motha-fokken flakes-a CORN! :-D
 KrazyKat: Full of flavory goodness is my dancing name.
 Peter Pantsless: Official breakfast food of the friendly spaceship, although the box was later changed to be purple
 Nope: "Woah Jim maybe after the whole Nazi thing we dont want to be referring anything to as purest white..." "Nahhhhhhhhhhh"
Image 167728   03-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
486
 
 scribbs: VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 Shay: I don't remember teaching the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria like this in school...
 Nope: Chem Trails INNN SPACEEEEEEEEEE
Image 167727   03-15-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
360
 
 jochenau: I don't think the other subway patrons will appreciate your wearing a bustle.
 LKoroton: Sub-menina-lisa
 Dr Awkward: @WTF unfortunately, you'll never be able to prove this. If you haven't heard, they've closed the Louvre #167629
 scribbs: Art thief trying to fit in.
 WTF: I think the real Mona Lisa is a lot smaller than that.
 KrazyKat: Lil'bitch gets around.
Image 167726   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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