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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
561
 
 Flarmie: Err, Brown's offensive line. I was reading the chart upside-down.
 Flarmie: Good advice for the Steeler's offensive line.
 redmonkey3: Be VERY aware of Too Much safety - it can ruin the possibility of Big Fun (Yay Shriekback!)
 Dresdenkeogh: safety breeds complacence, and complacence is death.
 Theta Zero: Safety first.
Image 167715   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
232
 
 Starky15: Spoiler. Whale gets reincarnated as a potted plant
 Hosebag: @Dresdenkeogh What is this thing coming up at me so very quickly? I wonder if it will be my friend.
 copunter: from the family album of JG Ballard
 Dresdenkeogh: Whale... whale.. whale... what do we have here? @Peter Pantsless oh no, not again.
 Peter Pantsless: Where's the bowl of petunias?
 sparename: "DON'T DO IT, HANCOCK!!!"
 yev: st george was actually a veterinarian. this patient simply didi't make it
Image 167714   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
267
 
 Suburbanmom: Modern art is so confusing
 LKoroton: That time of the month
 Mr. Butt: The Kool Aid Man smashed through the wall, shattering, and ejecting his viscera all over the room.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless are these both promo images for the next season of Game of thrones? bludsnowwwwww
 Peter Pantsless: A mature #167712 specimen
Image 167713   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
371
 
 apoxia: This is someone's phobia and someone else's fetish
 LKoroton: Do not scratch, even if it itchs
 Jaunty Shrimp: Looks like a 1970's jello mold
 Xeno: So, how does something like this move up the karma scale in subsequent lives? Because, I'm not sure I could pick out a virtuous one of these disgusting things in a crowd of immoral, depraved ones.
 redmonkey3: Hydnellum peckii is an inedible (though not toxic) fungus, and a member of the genus Hydnellum of the family Bankeraceae... aka "Bleeding Tooth" or Devil's Tooth" aka "EWWW!"
 redmonkey3: @Dresdenkeogh - the former
 Lestrange: It's that weird fungus again
 Dresdenkeogh: I don't know how to feel because I don't know what this is. Nature's mysterious beauty, or man's disregard for hygiene.
Image 167712   03-15-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
425
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: French kissin' in the USA
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur For the porpoises of this joke, those are dolphins. Or tigers. I don't even know anymore!
 mrdiron: Jamie Hyneman's successfully cloned himself, I see.
 Teechur: @Dresdenkeogh @Peter Pantsless How the heck could you two miss the obvious "porpoises" pun there?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless then for the purposes of this continuation of the gag, you have my seal of approval.
 Peter Pantsless: @Dresdenkeogh For the purposes of that joke, these are seals.
 Otterman: Wilford Brimley's gettin' it on
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I guess I "waltrust" you not to be mad if I correct you on that. But to not know your aquatic mammals? Tusk tusk tusk.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like somebody sealed the deal
 Knice: "SCHPLORP"
Image 167711   03-15-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
220
 
 Science: Once I poo-pooed chocolate covered pretzels. I will not again discount anything chocolate covered until I have tried it.
 tritium: @annterland chopsticks.
 tokyopig: Also I've never seen these.
 tokyopig: 'Melty Cheetos' Cheetos 'Milk Chocolate Flavor''Melty Milk Chocolate on the Outside, Crunchy Cheetos Corn Batter on the Inside''Rich, melty recipe'
 KrazyKat: This is the main course for the Tabasco chocolates appetizer.
 redmonkey3: @ChubbyBuddy - The Delicious Kind!
 redmonkey3: Until they are covering the Flaming Hot flavor with DARK chocolate i gotta pass.
 Otterman: Man, fuck this noise.
 annterland: Finally! A solution to my orange finger problem!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dresdenkeogh i like the ones with blue sprinkles
 Dresdenkeogh: For the snack that says "Cat Shits"
 ChubbyBuddy: this madness is what global capitalism has wrought
Image 167710   03-15-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
580
 
 apoxia: Just like carving a roast.
 Zampano: I love how he's standing there having his arm sawed off, and he's just got this look on his face, like, "yep. How about those local sports peoples?"
 KrazyKat: We should all saw with spirit, if just for a little, everyday.
 Hokie333: Time for Brandy! and BBQ!
 Hosebag: The important thing is the leeches.
 Butcherboy: now he swims circles around the rest!
 Teechur: Frankly, I'd start with the brandy.
 ChubbyBuddy: do uh...do you want to lie down first?
 Shay: How dandy!
 Knice: That's rather disarming.
 sparename: Now you can do HIM, ooooh, sorry
Image 167709   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
279
 
 LKoroton: Addams Family variation
 Mr. Shine: They had to include the zombie head, so her tattoos wouldn't be the tackiest thing at the wedding.
 KrazyKat: I'm not sure which is better, the faux amy winehouse, the officiant in a cape, or the groom's ill fitting pants.
 watwatwat: What shat on her shoulder?
 fakeusername: weird I thought the groom was expected to dress up for a wedding
 Dresdenkeogh: your zombie head is still less tacky than the little reversible cape number your wedding-officiate is wearing. Never the less, congratulations.
 Peter Pantsless: Wrong: the head is in fact the best man. Dude in blue was just hired to hold it
Image 167708   03-15-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
501
 
 sparename: Thinking inside the box (metaphorically, or Mistoffeleesically)
 KrazyKat: Mine just knock it over to get the innards out.
 Dresdenkeogh: @redmonkey3 with. But I blindfold them first.
 pusha p: Cutting out the middlemechanism means more gluttony for YOU!
 redmonkey3: @Dresdenkeogh - with or without swats from sticks ?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Knice upvoted this comment both ironically and sincerely
 Dresdenkeogh: My room-mate's cats are so food obsessed, if we gave them this option they would explode like purina-filled piatas.
 Knice: Fuck the police.
Image 167707   03-15-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
325
 
 sparename: Roses are reddy, violets are bluey, I spent ten pence, but got no chewy
 enfanta: My beard grows to my toes./ I never wears no clothes./ I wrap my beard/ Around my bare/ and down the road I goes. -- Shel Silverstein.
 bug: Haikus sound pretty. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
 Sadbot: Here's one for free "Roses are red, violets are blue, here's an esoteric reference to the author's own life that you'd need to be a biographer to get, if you think that 'the author is dead' screw you"
 ChubbyBuddy: *pttooo* ugh these are terrible
 fakeusername: You don't necessarily need a lot of money to support the arts
Image 167706   03-15-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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