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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
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10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
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13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
538
 
 SomeCanadian: @KrazyKat @Poncho Someone has to stop Biff from becoming president.
 KrazyKat: @Poncho wouldn't that be supreme!
 Poncho: the obamas going back to the future
Image 167655   03-15-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
281
 
 Poncho: who's that man inside? is that neil patrick harris?
 questionable: Spaceman Less-Than-Spiff
 KrazyKat: Oh geez, is that the time? Gotta rocket outta here.
Image 167654   03-15-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
180
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward It's not an accident that we all ended up here!
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz If you only knew how accurate this username is for me.
 WaffleIron: @Side Boob : I tried an elliptical in the gym once, it make me sore and tired and I hated every second of it, so that's how I imagine this would feel as well.
 WTF: If you can't walk, try biking!
 SomeCanadian: Later Shitlords!
 Side Boob: One of the people I met on the bike path let me try one of these bikes. It's harder than it looks
 questionable: I mean, kind of cool and all, but you really shouldn't be chasing marathon runners in that thing, that's just rude
 KrazyKat: Bicycle for chronic hemorrhoid sufferers.
 ignatz: Also, that username
 ignatz: I had to ask cos it looks so stupid, but it reduces impact on the joints while running
Image 167653   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
330
 
 hexxx: Those chickens bring $25 a pop at Pottery Barn or Anthropologie, @questionable...
 questionable: I always wondered why chickens were so smart
Image 167652   03-15-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
340
 
 Aemuli: 40-Love with my fist in yo mouth
 WTF: Serena Williams would still win.
 wolfpk: For Extreme Tennis
 questionable: how to type with boxing gloves on hands??????????
 KrazyKat: To dispute questionable line calls.
Image 167651   03-15-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
157
 
 jochenau: Apparently the local hospital thinks a MIDI rendition of 'Greensleeves' is suitable hold music. I think it's a little...gloomy.
 Poncho: but i'm not wearing a shirt
 SomeCanadian: @questionable Rad for that analogy.
 XLY: I first read that as complaints and was really flustered
 questionable: or just like...have a support system that isn't based on putting people on hold and riling them up like wolverines in a Gravitron
 ChubbyBuddy: Thanks, i made it out of a barista!
Image 167650   03-15-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
171
 
 enfanta: Who let Eraserhead in the kitchen?
 bug: You look fetching in that shirt.
 Lestrange: Let's just hope this wasn't done sober.
 itskando: The Meat have sexed the Enterprise and the Borg within it
 whiplash: Turkenstein.
 questionable: maybe should have spent less time with the meal arts and crafts and more time cleaning the stove
 thecraftywolf: that's turkey alright have fun carving it
 Thurb Grunombies: The sorrow, dear God the sorrow! Even worse is that this is occurring in broad day light
 KrazyKat: Lunchmeat covered newspaper?
Image 167649   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
517
 
 Lestrange: Cancer.
 jochenau: Crabs can be pretty darn adorable, despite being sea bugs.
 Lestrange: Cancer.
 Mr. Butt: Qwab
 Scoo: fight me u lil bitch
 questionable: crablet
 Teechur: Scrolling by, it looked like legs at first. Then, OH HAI!
 SgtScaredFrog: he too smol i die
 itskando: Aww, little claw doinkbiters
Image 167648   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
445
 
 Hosebag: Hooka-bot 9000.
 birdythemighty: He watches. He waits.
 questionable: didn't know Ikea was branching out into the kitty-jail business
 Sadbot: I'm filing you under "cat, jerk"
 itskando: When you see it
 Derp Herpigan: Khajiit has "wares", if you have coin.
Image 167647   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
338
 
 kayjay: Kafkaesque
 questionable: the dosage is either too high or not high enough, depending on what I'm taking and what I expected to happen
Image 167646   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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