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272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

272643  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

272642  wolfpk: Those are some cool cats! At the very least, smart ones.

272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)

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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3405 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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10. youshall: 1784 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1714 points
13. kshoxx: 1621 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. crazyfingers: 1546 points
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 Derp Herpigan: Herpy Erster Erverberder!
 Zampano: Oh, that reminds me, the Erster Bunny is coming.
Image 167572   03-14-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Jolly Well: I love the polygonal lights
 tib gubb: good times
 slurms: @Warrax But Oceans 17 is green lighted.
 Warrax: @slurms I guess I'm going to hell, then.
 slurms: Heaven plays all the Oceans movies. On repeat. Forever.
Image 167571   03-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 a robot: @Hokie333 "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
 whcvgre78: Gotta rad for watercolor illustration. And Naiads are always good too
 Hokie333: C'mon, closer, closer... I can only lob a scimitar so far...
 Nope: Weird, my friends metal band had an album with cover art like almost exactly like this.
 slurms: Ophelia! You needy B. Just put cucumbers on your eyes.
 tokyopig: Lotus root looks nothing like this but whatever.
Image 167570   03-14-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
 Quackzy: I'm actually really excited for Boaty's maiden voyage :)
 tokyopig: The internet was asked to help with an arctic expedition. All the expedition found in the end was a whole lot of "HELIX FOSSIL"
 slurms: It wasn't until we filled it with salt water taffy and sealed it with scotch tape did the above water dolly gang make us teamsters.
 tib gubb: what an apt name
Image 167569   03-14-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Air Biscuit: We cost not lots.
 slurms: Ever squat?
 Mexico: Likely within a statistically significant margin of error.
 KrazyKat: Maybe. Take a chance.
 Warrax: "... we couldn't afford to find out for sure."
Image 167568   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 tritium: Those are pretty random.
 RalphyNoPants: Murder Me Elmo!
 KyleisBobDole: Is there precedent for a Muppet operating a puppet itself? Because that would explain a lot about Gerard Butler.
Image 167567   03-14-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mr Bleak: New series of Top Gear looking low budget. Again.
 Air Biscuit: @tokyopig DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
 DarkTeddy: Anybody wanna define what abstraction means
 tokyopig: Its not so much a convertible as it an adorable. But seriously no you can't drive it on the highway.
Image 167566   03-14-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
 Air Biscuit: You must read them in dogtime.
 Flarmie: Would read if these were ebooks and they were about horses.
 square44: they're good books, brent
 Warrax: Dog Boorkfs
 WaffleIron: Is there an echo in here?
Image 167565   03-14-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 Air Biscuit: These slippers are weird.
 slurms: Two long johns please!
 well duh: Bacon donuts, I'd guess
 Warrax: Pignuts
 bug: What are you trying to say?
 Bill Rye: For police
 SoyUnPerdedor: The babies are going to be so cute!
Image 167564   03-14-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 DrinkMixMan: Ahhh! Upside-down vampire photographer!
 WaffleIron: This is 100% rad if the reflection of the observer is truly removed from the reflection.
Image 167563   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
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