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268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

268018  Yam: Next up, Tucker Carlson blames it on liberals and people of colour.

268020  Yam: Cat in boots

268016  ignatz: I like to believe there's a cesspit under there..

268002  tib gubb: tee hee, looks like an avocado

267951  Felicity: This confirms my theory, Germans Love Commodore Computers

268018  tib gubb: yeah like i need more bad news

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
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8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2887 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 1998 points
 8. Nope: 1914 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1902 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
278
 
 LieutenantTofu: Dick F. Art. The name of the employee who stocks those shelves. He was just having a little fun and here you all are laughing at him! You ought to be ashamed.
 Peach: Just once I'd like to see someone spell out "you look pretty" or "everyone thinks you're great".
 Wookiee: Minus points for missing third word. Fap being the obvious choice.
 dobbiesdoogs: heh afjp
Image 167354   03-13-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
527
 
 LieutenantTofu: Aww, he's sort of cute.
 a robot: Mascot's pre-evolved form
 ThatGuy: Ostracon cubicus?
 superfudge: ( ' . ' )
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Weeeeh!...I'm flying!"
Image 167353   03-13-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
774
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Do snakes like being called boy?
 tib gubb: Not this photo, but others!
 E. HONDA: here comes a special snake
 funny in the wall: is this an eel? if not, there is something seriously wrong with that snek
 Shay: That's my boy!
 wolfpk: ...until this snake came along.
 Peter Pantsless: I got a kick out of the username/upload combo for some reason
Image 167352   03-13-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
189
 
 Aemuli: No matter what your race, what matters is that deep down we all have weird looking scrotums. Women too.
 agger gater: I call it "scrotum in zero-g."
Image 167351   03-13-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
403
 
 LieutenantTofu: All is Cube. Submit to Cube.
 Hosebag: @WaffleIron I can't take much moire of this.
 square44: help my hyperdrive is broken
 WaffleIron: How much moire? Tons moire!
Image 167350   03-13-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
523
 
 Bill Rye: A handsome boy! An intelligent boy!
 Bill Rye: A handsome boy! An intelligent boy!
 a robot: That's a really nice looking bird!
 Hosebag: He's pining for the fjords.
 Warrax: Look on that face/uploader username combo.
Image 167349   03-13-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
264
 
 LieutenantTofu: pH test results: 100% pee. No H.
 FabricMan: That water looks awfully yellow X(
 Peter Pantsless: lol they ded
Image 167348   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
477
 
 buffalo: MIND BACON
 tib gubb: the secret of dilithium crystals is that they are made of bacon
 ch: think logically receive bacon
 piranharama: It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
 grizzly: Pigs are bacon, cows are veal...
 Wookiee: Fascinating.
 piranharama: But bacon in itself IS logical.
 questionable: levitating bacon is highly illogical
Image 167347   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
290
 
 Taters: The ones I can read say bodeigaadokun
 Skaalar: Frickin weeaboo.
 Snake Jesus: Moshi moshi, dog desu.
 Cami: *barking in Japanese*
 Telkwa: North Korean (would be) Laika looks patriotic.
 Aemuli: Wait, you're not moon moon!
 1979: I otokonoko wa daredesu ka?
 SomeCanadian: Wan wan!
Image 167346   03-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
211
 
 WaffleIron: @LieutenantTofu : I'm already taken ;)
 Xeno: They grow up so fast
 LieutenantTofu: @WaffleIron i was just going to post this. Let's get married.
 enfanta: They all look so nervous!
 Poncho: WHAT?! WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?! CHOCOLATES?! I remember when they first invented chocolate, I always HATED IT!
 SomeCanadian: Is that a scolex in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 Derp Herpigan: When does a tapeworm become a pear?
 Knice: *snif* They grow up so fast. :'-$
 Aemuli: Damn nature, you scary
 WaffleIron: It's armed! OPEN FIRE!
Image 167345   03-13-17   Uploaded by    steve
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