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221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

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221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221554 VeeKay: Weird drone.

221537 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

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 Starky15: Koala porn scene one, take one..
 wolfpk: Budget cuts have led to the replacement of the camera crew.
 Lestrange: That'll kill you. Poisonous bite.
 Skaalar: @Scoo He's waaay over-koala-fied for this job.
 Scoo: Now that's some koala-ty camera work, right there
 antipatterns: Sure they're endangered, but hey, they're non-union.
Image 167301   03-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Lestrange: @WaffleIron It's (apparently) a translation of 'Tremors'. I feel slightly easier now.
 Lestrange: @WaffleIron Definitely 'In the land of the rocket worms'. It's making my brain bleed slightly.
 WaffleIron: @Lestrange : I think they mean rocket warmers, like leg warmers, but for your rockets. Sounds sexy to me!
 Lestrange: The hell are rocket worms?
 duchaschmeremol: i was just recently wondering what britney was up to these days
 SomeCanadian: I wondered what Stephen Harper was up to.
 Knice: *throws Pokeball*
Image 167300   03-13-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Hyphae: @WaffleIron methinks he may be the company sign maker, mayhaps
 San DoDo: You get a red stapler
 KrazyKat: Sorry, this award does not entitle you to a killer parking space, but we will let you stand next to the sign for as many phot ops as you'd like.
 whiplash: Your mother would be so proud! Seriously, moms love that kind of stuff.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice LoL
 WaffleIron: Clearly not the groundskeeper.
 Knice: Well done; get back to work. *slams Post button; continues fucking off on the Spaceship*
Image 167299   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Scoo: We can't stop here, this is Borkf Country!
 SomeCanadian: "You're not going to post this to the Spaceship, are you?"
Image 167298   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Red
Image 167297 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by randomhobo. You have brought shame on us, randomhobo.
 Hyphae: @antipatterns Danger 5!!!!!!!
 ASTER: Huh. Didn't think they'd make a Hotline Miami 3.
 duchaschmeremol: you can have anything you like as long as you say 'please'
 Amy Housewine: Fine. You grab an apple and I'll get my crossbow.
 antipatterns: Danger 5?
 whiplash: Big Mascot Battle! In this corner, Tony the Tiger and the Lemonheads!
 Hokie333: Dancing? "No! We RAP BATTLE!"
 SomeCanadian: I can't argue with this logic.
 ch: I have Tigey and The Mr. Clean 3's first seven-inch
 SunWukong: I believe that method is "diplomacy".
 Knice: Looks pretty solid to me.
Image 167296   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Mr Bleak: @SomeCanadian I'm not convinced that's possible, unless it adds a stiletto heel...
 meh: Say it again @Aemuli
 Warrax: Embarrassed to admit I thought about it for a second. I guess this is what happens when gen-x'ers get old.
 Aemuli: Yes, yes, I want to see it sold and worn everywhere now. Feed the hate of other people's footwear choices, let it flow through you
 SomeCanadian: I would say 'kill it with fire', but I feel like it would just melt into a shittier shoe.
Image 167295   03-13-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
 apoxia: These crabs weren't collected for eating. They were collected for a crab race.
 whcvgre78: @funny in the wall lazy internet search suggests that hermit crabs are technically edible, but not largely desired for such purpose
 funny in the wall: anyone try eating a hermit crab? any good?
 enfanta: Sad button. :(
 Beeble: Eat a one gallon bowl of hermit crabs.
 Telkwa: Even hermits get lonely sometimes.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt Wouldn't be the first time...
 Knice: I do love me some sea-bugs.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny , you rat, how could you give your own Mr. Butt the ol' bucket o' crabs?
 fanny: I hate to be the one to tell you, but you have crabs.
Image 167294   03-13-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Science: Is this what the kids are calling "shade?"
 Sandor: Driving while blinded is a bad idea
 WaffleIron: Is this that freeman-on-the-land craze I've been hearing about so much?
Image 167293   03-13-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 LKoroton: Eviscerated Building
 Cami: Akiraesque.
 Mad Collager: @ch Their humor is dryer than most.
 SomeCanadian: *BLEGHHHH!*
 ch: And now ladies and gentlemen: Mummenschanz.
 Thurb Grunombies: Enema day. Choose the location above!
 Mr. Butt: Is this the internet?
 SunWukong: The Big Apple.
Image 167292   03-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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