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268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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 Jaunty Shrimp: Costanza got a pet
 DrinkMixMan: The real mark of the beast!
 Kim: Seventh cow of a seventh cow
 Wookiee: They're breeding cows for racing now?
 FabricMan: There's actually a cut of meat called a seven bone steak
 Prostata: all the other cows are afraid of cow 7. Because 7 8 9.
 Zampano: Lucky number seven. If you're playing cow pie bingo, this is the guy you wanna use.
Image 167107   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 hajjpodge: It's almost like small dogs are incredibly stupid animals.
 Hosebag: Same.
 WaffleIron: I get the impression they are brothers from other mothers, and not truly related.
 scribbs: Don't fetish shame.
Image 167106   03-12-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 fanny: lol perfect!! @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: @scribbs @fanny I'd like an open casket, but just the bottom half
 DarkTeddy: What, if i am already butt dust how would i return into butt dust.
 addend: Asses to asses, butt-dust to dust.
 scribbs: @fanny I'm with @fanny on this, @Mr. Butt.
 Scoo: Butt Dust is my dancing name
 Prostata: who farted?
 fanny: @Mr. Butt please don't die, but when you do, put this on your funeral cards.
Image 167105   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Entertainmentalist: None of this knock-off makes any sense. Rad!
 whiplash: The costume is slightly off-model, but they nailed Spiderman's blue sabre and his neon-coloured fixie! (with training wheels)
 fanny: that would be amazing!
 enfanta: You turn the handlebars and you're gonna flip, or maybe not because you got the training wheels-- what the hell am I looking at here?!
 Zampano: I love that scene in Spiderman 2 where Iron Man is riding around the bar on his fruity multi-colored bike with his sword drink-pick, placing olives and cherries in peoples cocktails
Image 167104   03-12-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Peach: @Warrax Heh, I get a little of that too. It's hard to be mad that their world revolves around you.
 Warrax: @Peach I have one that will stand right in front of me while I'm walking, and then take exactly two steps forward and stop again. It surprises him every single time when I continue to walk and he has to jump out of the way.
 Scoo: If you only went by what I said to him, you'd probably think my cat's name was 'Dammit!'
 Peach: Doggos, too. My dog sits in front of the doorway or flight of stairs nearest me at all times, then flops over for belly rubs whenever I try to get by.
Image 167103   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Peach: @Mexico One in every color, please.
Image 167102   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Scoo: @BILL DOOR going swimming
 Peach: Bill Door IRL
 Mad Collager: Damnit! I said TWO if by sea!
 enfanta: Looks like #167100 made it to shore.
Image 167101   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Hosebag: You blew it up! You damned filthy apes!
 tib gubb: same
 Telkwa: *Takes draw on corncob pipe* I remember back in the summer of Ought6. Strangest thing you ever did see. Popped right out of the bay down by them rocks. Damnest thing I ever did see. *Smiles, and falls back to sleep.*
 Wookiee: Schlomo didn't raise the roof as much as lower the floor.
 Prostata: edward penishands goes swiming
 scribbs: When Poseidon throws pizza dough it's a hell of a show.
 Nope: Dont just stand there HELP HIM
Image 167100   03-12-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Hosebag: Meowing intensifies...
 Peach: @fanny Yes, I definitely don't shit in a box [sfx: nervous laughter]
 Coolguy: Two in some shoes
 fanny: vv (hopefully)
 fanny: @Peach but be happy because you don't have to shit in a box!
 Peach: I'm sad because I'll never be this cute.
 XLY: MFW we get caught playing battle shits in your boots
 Mad Collager: These cat shoes are nuts!
 fanny: gatos en zapatos
Image 167099   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Hosebag: I told you buttheads not to fill her with helium!
 hearsegirl: deniro, keanu and pauly shore...
 Mr. Whiskers: This is bat country!
 sparename: "I lit her cigarette, then she farted and flew out of the car"
Image 167098   03-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
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