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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas


258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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11. bromide: 1867 points
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15. DerMantis: 1579 points
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 Jaunty Shrimp: Costanza got a pet
 DrinkMixMan: The real mark of the beast!
 Kim: Seventh cow of a seventh cow
 Wookiee: They're breeding cows for racing now?
 FabricMan: There's actually a cut of meat called a seven bone steak
 Prostata: all the other cows are afraid of cow 7. Because 7 8 9.
 Zampano: Lucky number seven. If you're playing cow pie bingo, this is the guy you wanna use.
Image 167107   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 hajjpodge: It's almost like small dogs are incredibly stupid animals.
 Hosebag: Same.
 WaffleIron: I get the impression they are brothers from other mothers, and not truly related.
 scribbs: Don't fetish shame.
Image 167106   03-12-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 fanny: lol perfect!! @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: @scribbs @fanny I'd like an open casket, but just the bottom half
 DarkTeddy: What, if i am already butt dust how would i return into butt dust.
 addend: Asses to asses, butt-dust to dust.
 scribbs: @fanny I'm with @fanny on this, @Mr. Butt.
 Scoo: Butt Dust is my dancing name
 Prostata: who farted?
 fanny: @Mr. Butt please don't die, but when you do, put this on your funeral cards.
Image 167105   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Entertainmentalist: None of this knock-off makes any sense. Rad!
 whiplash: The costume is slightly off-model, but they nailed Spiderman's blue sabre and his neon-coloured fixie! (with training wheels)
 fanny: that would be amazing!
 enfanta: You turn the handlebars and you're gonna flip, or maybe not because you got the training wheels-- what the hell am I looking at here?!
 Zampano: I love that scene in Spiderman 2 where Iron Man is riding around the bar on his fruity multi-colored bike with his sword drink-pick, placing olives and cherries in peoples cocktails
Image 167104   03-12-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Peach: @Warrax Heh, I get a little of that too. It's hard to be mad that their world revolves around you.
 Warrax: @Peach I have one that will stand right in front of me while I'm walking, and then take exactly two steps forward and stop again. It surprises him every single time when I continue to walk and he has to jump out of the way.
 Scoo: If you only went by what I said to him, you'd probably think my cat's name was 'Dammit!'
 Peach: Doggos, too. My dog sits in front of the doorway or flight of stairs nearest me at all times, then flops over for belly rubs whenever I try to get by.
Image 167103   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Peach: @Mexico One in every color, please.
Image 167102   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Scoo: @BILL DOOR going swimming
 Peach: Bill Door IRL
 Mad Collager: Damnit! I said TWO if by sea!
 enfanta: Looks like #167100 made it to shore.
Image 167101   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Hosebag: You blew it up! You damned filthy apes!
 tib gubb: same
 Telkwa: *Takes draw on corncob pipe* I remember back in the summer of Ought6. Strangest thing you ever did see. Popped right out of the bay down by them rocks. Damnest thing I ever did see. *Smiles, and falls back to sleep.*
 Wookiee: Schlomo didn't raise the roof as much as lower the floor.
 Prostata: edward penishands goes swiming
 scribbs: When Poseidon throws pizza dough it's a hell of a show.
 Nope: Dont just stand there HELP HIM
Image 167100   03-12-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Hosebag: Meowing intensifies...
 Peach: @fanny Yes, I definitely don't shit in a box [sfx: nervous laughter]
 Coolguy: Two in some shoes
 fanny: vv (hopefully)
 fanny: @Peach but be happy because you don't have to shit in a box!
 Peach: I'm sad because I'll never be this cute.
 XLY: MFW we get caught playing battle shits in your boots
 Mad Collager: These cat shoes are nuts!
 fanny: gatos en zapatos
Image 167099   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Hosebag: I told you buttheads not to fill her with helium!
 hearsegirl: deniro, keanu and pauly shore...
 Mr. Whiskers: This is bat country!
 sparename: "I lit her cigarette, then she farted and flew out of the car"
Image 167098   03-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
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