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243781  ignatz: Chaos from order from chaos

243783  ignatz: Gonna have some weird tan lines..

243787  ignatz: PDA:Public Display od Assgrabbing

242649  Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.

242652  Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658

243778  jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!

242670  Mr Bleak: That you can't spell "RAGRET" properly?

243778  Yurishiro: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier

243778  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"

243777  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Block O' Junk. You have three hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Houses. Ready...set...GO!"

243765  jochenau: @Sadbot I...I guess that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth?

243737  charlemagne: how the west country was won

243770  jochenau: This makes no sense on so many different levels.

243773  jochenau: Science: Being Misunderstood By People Since 1543

243776  jochenau: Well, it could certainly be both.

243769  charlemagne: better then a bedtime story

243758  Air Biscuit: Another character of csi doggo

243762  Air Biscuit: The spice must half flow.

243761  glenalec: @Ronick - His hand's are bigger than the US President's?

243770  VoR: This is just stupid and I've seen a lot of weird shit on here

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2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
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8. Teechur
9. Christina
10. Air Biscuit

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243638 XLY: holy shit

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243654 Darmstadtium: Is that what 'carnitas' are?

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

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AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (966 points)
electrode uploaded 243585 (958 points)
sergeant uploaded 243261 (940 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243497 (925 points)
Relp uploaded 243397 (911 points)
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These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3800 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3206 points
 7. Mexico: 3014 points
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 9. meh: 2639 points
10. pewdiepie: 2506 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2421 points
12. saluted: 1923 points
13. Brain: 1896 points
14. Nymphomania: 1884 points
15. iamthewalrus: 1873 points
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 Jaunty Shrimp: Costanza got a pet
 DrinkMixMan: The real mark of the beast!
 Kim: Seventh cow of a seventh cow
 Wookiee: They're breeding cows for racing now?
 FabricMan: There's actually a cut of meat called a seven bone steak
 Prostata: all the other cows are afraid of cow 7. Because 7 8 9.
 Zampano: Lucky number seven. If you're playing cow pie bingo, this is the guy you wanna use.
Image 167107   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 hajjpodge: It's almost like small dogs are incredibly stupid animals.
 Hosebag: Same.
 WaffleIron: I get the impression they are brothers from other mothers, and not truly related.
 scribbs: Don't fetish shame.
Image 167106   03-12-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 fanny: lol perfect!! @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: @scribbs @fanny I'd like an open casket, but just the bottom half
 DarkTeddy: What, if i am already butt dust how would i return into butt dust.
 addend: Asses to asses, butt-dust to dust.
 scribbs: @fanny I'm with @fanny on this, @Mr. Butt.
 Scoo: Butt Dust is my dancing name
 Prostata: who farted?
 fanny: @Mr. Butt please don't die, but when you do, put this on your funeral cards.
Image 167105   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Entertainmentalist: None of this knock-off makes any sense. Rad!
 whiplash: The costume is slightly off-model, but they nailed Spiderman's blue sabre and his neon-coloured fixie! (with training wheels)
 fanny: that would be amazing!
 enfanta: You turn the handlebars and you're gonna flip, or maybe not because you got the training wheels-- what the hell am I looking at here?!
 Zampano: I love that scene in Spiderman 2 where Iron Man is riding around the bar on his fruity multi-colored bike with his sword drink-pick, placing olives and cherries in peoples cocktails
Image 167104   03-12-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Peach: @Warrax Heh, I get a little of that too. It's hard to be mad that their world revolves around you.
 Warrax: @Peach I have one that will stand right in front of me while I'm walking, and then take exactly two steps forward and stop again. It surprises him every single time when I continue to walk and he has to jump out of the way.
 Scoo: If you only went by what I said to him, you'd probably think my cat's name was 'Dammit!'
 Peach: Doggos, too. My dog sits in front of the doorway or flight of stairs nearest me at all times, then flops over for belly rubs whenever I try to get by.
Image 167103   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Peach: @Mexico One in every color, please.
Image 167102   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Scoo: @BILL DOOR going swimming
 Peach: Bill Door IRL
 Mad Collager: Damnit! I said TWO if by sea!
 enfanta: Looks like #167100 made it to shore.
Image 167101   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Hosebag: You blew it up! You damned filthy apes!
 tib gubb: same
 Telkwa: *Takes draw on corncob pipe* I remember back in the summer of Ought6. Strangest thing you ever did see. Popped right out of the bay down by them rocks. Damnest thing I ever did see. *Smiles, and falls back to sleep.*
 Wookiee: Schlomo didn't raise the roof as much as lower the floor.
 Prostata: edward penishands goes swiming
 scribbs: When Poseidon throws pizza dough it's a hell of a show.
 Nope: Dont just stand there HELP HIM
Image 167100   03-12-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Hosebag: Meowing intensifies...
 Peach: @fanny Yes, I definitely don't shit in a box [sfx: nervous laughter]
 Coolguy: Two in some shoes
 fanny: vv (hopefully)
 fanny: @Peach but be happy because you don't have to shit in a box!
 Peach: I'm sad because I'll never be this cute.
 XLY: MFW we get caught playing battle shits in your boots
 Mad Collager: These cat shoes are nuts!
 fanny: gatos en zapatos
Image 167099   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Hosebag: I told you buttheads not to fill her with helium!
 hearsegirl: deniro, keanu and pauly shore...
 Mr. Whiskers: This is bat country!
 sparename: "I lit her cigarette, then she farted and flew out of the car"
Image 167098   03-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
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