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227978  Spazstatic:…

227961  Robespierre: Waiting for ... uh, something.

227965  Robespierre: That's one befuddled Tony Randall, right there.

227982  Not A Bot: More than just a piece in their bucket.

227968  Robespierre: BlooToof enabled?

227970  Robespierre: A brief peek at the future.

227959  cenecia: Please leave me alone. I'm just waiting for the bus.

227970  Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....

223177  Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.

227823  raditzu: Unhappy Meal.

227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

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2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
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6. VeeKay
7. apoxia
8. Dr Awkward
9. Mr. Shine
10. tokyopig

The top ten most commented-on images today:

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

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Yurishiro uploaded 227555 (999 points)
Mister Beef uploaded 227736 (975 points)
robocop uploaded 227908 (965 points)
Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
doggggggie uploaded 227905 (894 points)
meh uploaded 227685 (884 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 14581 points
 2. Yurishiro: 5096 points
 3. Scoo: 3923 points
 4. Bagels: 3605 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 Jaunty Shrimp: Costanza got a pet
 DrinkMixMan: The real mark of the beast!
 Kim: Seventh cow of a seventh cow
 Wookiee: They're breeding cows for racing now?
 FabricMan: There's actually a cut of meat called a seven bone steak
 Prostata: all the other cows are afraid of cow 7. Because 7 8 9.
 Zampano: Lucky number seven. If you're playing cow pie bingo, this is the guy you wanna use.
Image 167107   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 hajjpodge: It's almost like small dogs are incredibly stupid animals.
 Hosebag: Same.
 WaffleIron: I get the impression they are brothers from other mothers, and not truly related.
 scribbs: Don't fetish shame.
Image 167106   03-12-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 fanny: lol perfect!! @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: @scribbs @fanny I'd like an open casket, but just the bottom half
 DarkTeddy: What, if i am already butt dust how would i return into butt dust.
 addend: Asses to asses, butt-dust to dust.
 scribbs: @fanny I'm with @fanny on this, @Mr. Butt.
 Scoo: Butt Dust is my dancing name
 Prostata: who farted?
 fanny: @Mr. Butt please don't die, but when you do, put this on your funeral cards.
Image 167105   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Entertainmentalist: None of this knock-off makes any sense. Rad!
 whiplash: The costume is slightly off-model, but they nailed Spiderman's blue sabre and his neon-coloured fixie! (with training wheels)
 fanny: that would be amazing!
 enfanta: You turn the handlebars and you're gonna flip, or maybe not because you got the training wheels-- what the hell am I looking at here?!
 Zampano: I love that scene in Spiderman 2 where Iron Man is riding around the bar on his fruity multi-colored bike with his sword drink-pick, placing olives and cherries in peoples cocktails
Image 167104   03-12-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Peach: @Warrax Heh, I get a little of that too. It's hard to be mad that their world revolves around you.
 Warrax: @Peach I have one that will stand right in front of me while I'm walking, and then take exactly two steps forward and stop again. It surprises him every single time when I continue to walk and he has to jump out of the way.
 Scoo: If you only went by what I said to him, you'd probably think my cat's name was 'Dammit!'
 Peach: Doggos, too. My dog sits in front of the doorway or flight of stairs nearest me at all times, then flops over for belly rubs whenever I try to get by.
Image 167103   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Peach: @Mexico One in every color, please.
Image 167102   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Scoo: @BILL DOOR going swimming
 Peach: Bill Door IRL
 Mad Collager: Damnit! I said TWO if by sea!
 enfanta: Looks like #167100 made it to shore.
Image 167101   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Hosebag: You blew it up! You damned filthy apes!
 tib gubb: same
 Telkwa: *Takes draw on corncob pipe* I remember back in the summer of Ought6. Strangest thing you ever did see. Popped right out of the bay down by them rocks. Damnest thing I ever did see. *Smiles, and falls back to sleep.*
 Wookiee: Schlomo didn't raise the roof as much as lower the floor.
 Prostata: edward penishands goes swiming
 scribbs: When Poseidon throws pizza dough it's a hell of a show.
 Nope: Dont just stand there HELP HIM
Image 167100   03-12-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Hosebag: Meowing intensifies...
 Peach: @fanny Yes, I definitely don't shit in a box [sfx: nervous laughter]
 Coolguy: Two in some shoes
 fanny: vv (hopefully)
 fanny: @Peach but be happy because you don't have to shit in a box!
 Peach: I'm sad because I'll never be this cute.
 XLY: MFW we get caught playing battle shits in your boots
 Mad Collager: These cat shoes are nuts!
 fanny: gatos en zapatos
Image 167099   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Hosebag: I told you buttheads not to fill her with helium!
 hearsegirl: deniro, keanu and pauly shore...
 Mr. Whiskers: This is bat country!
 sparename: "I lit her cigarette, then she farted and flew out of the car"
Image 167098   03-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
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