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272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

272899  arcticfox12x: ...ok?

272879  Prostata: @wolfpk "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to clean my litter box"

272895  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Peter Pantsless thats hot.

272898  sunset blues: I see they got one of those fancy new CD burners" for their computer

272903  Peter Pantsless: Feels nice on your dangly bits, though

272892  ChubbyBuddy: @generic yes american tipping culture is awful and should be abolished in favor of higher minimum wage laws but in the mean time non- or bad tippers should be publicly shamed and ideally tarred and feathered

272865  Aspirin: Blue eyed pizzacat.

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

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 wootman: Same
 Kim: I was an accident. I can do all those things, but that sounds boring.
 carpwoman: Yeah, I'm doing well, too, fuckyou very much.
 Warrax: Why? punctuate like that
 Lestrange: Strange girls are the best
 LogicKitty: Stay out of my life random sign!
 fanny: I'm doing fine thanks.
Image 167097   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: when you have two cakes in one go and have to wait to fit through the door
 Teechur: There's knot a hole lot of room in here.
 Scoo: OH HAI!
 jazzjunkie: Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not nobody not nohow!
 sparename: Har Har, what a tiny pecker!
Image 167096   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 piranharama: And make sure they're juicy this time, dammit! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
 ASTER: I need to make a Kidz Bop video.
 FabricMan: Joke's on you, goblin! I'm lethargic and stringy!
 Donut: I see Rush Limbaugh hasn't changed much over the years.
Image 167095   03-12-17   Uploaded by    whiplash
 Wookiee: Prepare Your Rectum!
 Spazstatic: This is a porn, right?
 yev: this ocean-polluting time travelling prick from the eighties has thankfully missid my inner space by six metres. too much pina collada
Image 167094   03-12-17   Uploaded by    greg
 Wookiee: Road signs in Knieval County
 Lestrange: Hope your corporate manslaughter case works out ok.
 LogicKitty: Maybe if I still had my truck. There's no way my Kia can make that
 Eleftheros: Hyuck hyuck Those Duke boys done got themselves in a pickle now
Image 167093   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Mr Bleak: Penguin Wet Willy.
 DrinkMixMan: Boop le poop
 piranharama: Show me on the seal where the bad penguin touched you.
 enfanta: @necronomicon badumTISH!
 necronomicon: No no, it's just ice cream, I swear! @sparename
 LogicKitty: Don't let your food play with you
 sparename: You've blown a seal!
 SomeCanadian: This is revenge for those seals that have aggressive relations with penguins
 enfanta: Who knew penguins were nature's proctologists?
 Knice: Boop!
 Prostata: "Dude... DUDE... WTF!"
 XLY: Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!
 Hosebag: Hey, that seal just gave me the "fish eye".
Image 167092   03-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
 Bu7Z: #176289 return flight.
 Shay: Awww...the Satanist party is all tuckered out. Luckily for the goat, he can sneak out before the sacrifice.
 tib gubb: same
 Hosebag: It was the thrill of victory, and the agony of the sheep.
Image 167091   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 KingTrebek: Hahaha isolating myself from my fellow man
 Amy Housewine: I read your mug and when you weren't looking I stroked your pug.
 Cheesecake: Read the mug but now I am focused on looking for stuff in the reflection of the mug
Image 167090   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 eradicator: Hurry, hummings, we must bustle!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hell yeah!
 Teechur: His super power is being able to sniff around corners.
 Lestrange: Hiding from mom cos she's taking him to the dentist
 enfanta: That nose cleared the trunk at least 30 seconds before he did.
 Hosebag: Hee he he he he....
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
 Prostata: that tapir is UP TO SOMETHING
 fanny: ]: =oE
 scribbs: "Pull my nose."
Image 167089   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 LKoroton: Nasty picture. I radded, tough
 Snake Jesus: It's been a while since I've seen ol' Bud. Beats the Goatman, I guess.
 tib gubb: the surreal episode
 Beef Supreme: I feel dirty for both saving and giving a rad to this image.
 scribbs: @Mr. Whiskers Thanks!
 Mr. Whiskers: @scribbs I think one guy recanted his testimony that Dwyer directly took a bribe. But I'd imagine there was more evidence than just that. Those sorts of arrangements are rarely "would you like a bribe?" "Oh, yes please."
 Scoo: I wish I would have met you, but now it's a little late...
 Gomi Day: i feel bad for laughing as much as i did, scrolling down to this. jesus christ.
 scribbs: I was going to make a remark about him being exonerated posthumously, but I can't find anything about that now. Weird, I'd have been willing to bet a paycheck I was right. Glad I didn't make that bet.
 Shay: Reporter: Why are you shooting yourself? Dwyer: I don't know. *SLIME TIME*
Image 167088   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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