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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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 Kim: I was an accident. I can do all those things, but that sounds boring.
 carpwoman: Yeah, I'm doing well, too, fuckyou very much.
 Warrax: Why? punctuate like that
 Lestrange: Strange girls are the best
 LogicKitty: Stay out of my life random sign!
 fanny: I'm doing fine thanks.
Image 167097   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 yev: when you have two cakes in one go and have to wait to fit through the door
 Teechur: There's knot a hole lot of room in here.
 Scoo: OH HAI!
 jazzjunkie: Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not nobody not nohow!
 sparename: Har Har, what a tiny pecker!
Image 167096   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 piranharama: And make sure they're juicy this time, dammit! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
 ASTER: I need to make a Kidz Bop video.
 FabricMan: Joke's on you, goblin! I'm lethargic and stringy!
 Donut: I see Rush Limbaugh hasn't changed much over the years.
Image 167095   03-12-17   Uploaded by    whiplash
 Wookiee: Prepare Your Rectum!
 Spazstatic: This is a porn, right?
 yev: this ocean-polluting time travelling prick from the eighties has thankfully missid my inner space by six metres. too much pina collada
Image 167094   03-12-17   Uploaded by    greg
 Wookiee: Road signs in Knieval County
 Lestrange: Hope your corporate manslaughter case works out ok.
 LogicKitty: Maybe if I still had my truck. There's no way my Kia can make that
 Eleftheros: Hyuck hyuck Those Duke boys done got themselves in a pickle now
Image 167093   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Mr Bleak: Penguin Wet Willy.
 DrinkMixMan: Boop le poop
 piranharama: Show me on the seal where the bad penguin touched you.
 enfanta: @necronomicon badumTISH!
 necronomicon: No no, it's just ice cream, I swear! @sparename
 LogicKitty: Don't let your food play with you
 sparename: You've blown a seal!
 SomeCanadian: This is revenge for those seals that have aggressive relations with penguins
 enfanta: Who knew penguins were nature's proctologists?
 Knice: Boop!
 Prostata: "Dude... DUDE... WTF!"
 XLY: Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!
 Hosebag: Hey, that seal just gave me the "fish eye".
Image 167092   03-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
 Bu7Z: #176289 return flight.
 Shay: Awww...the Satanist party is all tuckered out. Luckily for the goat, he can sneak out before the sacrifice.
 tib gubb: same
 Hosebag: It was the thrill of victory, and the agony of the sheep.
Image 167091   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 KingTrebek: Hahaha isolating myself from my fellow man
 Amy Housewine: I read your mug and when you weren't looking I stroked your pug.
 thecraftywolf: Read the mug but now I am focused on looking for stuff in the reflection of the mug
Image 167090   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hell yeah!
 Teechur: His super power is being able to sniff around corners.
 Lestrange: Hiding from mom cos she's taking him to the dentist
 enfanta: That nose cleared the trunk at least 30 seconds before he did.
 Hosebag: Hee he he he he....
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
 Prostata: that tapir is UP TO SOMETHING
 fanny: ]: =oE
 scribbs: "Pull my nose."
Image 167089   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 LKoroton: Nasty picture. I radded, tough
 Snake Jesus: It's been a while since I've seen ol' Bud. Beats the Goatman, I guess.
 tib gubb: the surreal episode
 Beef Supreme: I feel dirty for both saving and giving a rad to this image.
 scribbs: @Mr. Whiskers Thanks!
 Mr. Whiskers: @scribbs I think one guy recanted his testimony that Dwyer directly took a bribe. But I'd imagine there was more evidence than just that. Those sorts of arrangements are rarely "would you like a bribe?" "Oh, yes please."
 Scoo: I wish I would have met you, but now it's a little late...
 Gomi Day: i feel bad for laughing as much as i did, scrolling down to this. jesus christ.
 scribbs: I was going to make a remark about him being exonerated posthumously, but I can't find anything about that now. Weird, I'd have been willing to bet a paycheck I was right. Glad I didn't make that bet.
 Shay: Reporter: Why are you shooting yourself? Dwyer: I don't know. *SLIME TIME*
Image 167088   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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