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233929  Kaviri: New Wes Anderson movie looking good.

233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

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233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)



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Score:
398
 
 Kim: I was an accident. I can do all those things, but that sounds boring.
 carpwoman: Yeah, I'm doing well, too, fuckyou very much.
 Warrax: Why? punctuate like that
 Lestrange: Strange girls are the best
 LogicKitty: Stay out of my life random sign!
 fanny: I'm doing fine thanks.
Image 167097   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
510
 
 yev: when you have two cakes in one go and have to wait to fit through the door
 Teechur: There's knot a hole lot of room in here.
 Peach: A LITTLE PRIVACY?!
 Scoo: OH HAI!
 jazzjunkie: Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Not nobody not nohow!
 sparename: Har Har, what a tiny pecker!
Image 167096   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
377
 
 piranharama: And make sure they're juicy this time, dammit! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
 ASTER: I need to make a Kidz Bop video.
 FabricMan: Joke's on you, goblin! I'm lethargic and stringy!
 Donut: I see Rush Limbaugh hasn't changed much over the years.
Image 167095   03-12-17   Uploaded by    whiplash
Score:
235
 
 Wookiee: Prepare Your Rectum!
 Spazstatic: This is a porn, right?
 yev: this ocean-polluting time travelling prick from the eighties has thankfully missid my inner space by six metres. too much pina collada
Image 167094   03-12-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
831
 
 Wookiee: Road signs in Knieval County
 Lestrange: Hope your corporate manslaughter case works out ok.
 LogicKitty: Maybe if I still had my truck. There's no way my Kia can make that
 Eleftheros: Hyuck hyuck Those Duke boys done got themselves in a pickle now
Image 167093   03-12-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: Penguin Wet Willy.
 DrinkMixMan: Boop le poop
 piranharama: Show me on the seal where the bad penguin touched you.
 enfanta: @necronomicon badumTISH!
 necronomicon: No no, it's just ice cream, I swear! @sparename
 LogicKitty: Don't let your food play with you
 sparename: You've blown a seal!
 SomeCanadian: This is revenge for those seals that have aggressive relations with penguins
 enfanta: Who knew penguins were nature's proctologists?
 Knice: Boop!
 Prostata: "Dude... DUDE... WTF!"
 XLY: Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!
 Hosebag: Hey, that seal just gave me the "fish eye".
Image 167092   03-12-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
189
 
 Bu7Z: #176289 return flight.
 Shay: Awww...the Satanist party is all tuckered out. Luckily for the goat, he can sneak out before the sacrifice.
 tib gubb: same
 Hosebag: It was the thrill of victory, and the agony of the sheep.
Image 167091   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
363
 
 KingTrebek: Hahaha isolating myself from my fellow man
 Amy Housewine: I read your mug and when you weren't looking I stroked your pug.
 thecraftywolf: Read the mug but now I am focused on looking for stuff in the reflection of the mug
Image 167090   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
718
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hell yeah!
 Teechur: His super power is being able to sniff around corners.
 Lestrange: Hiding from mom cos she's taking him to the dentist
 enfanta: That nose cleared the trunk at least 30 seconds before he did.
 Hosebag: Hee he he he he....
 Shay: HERRRR GOOOYYYYSSSS.
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
 Prostata: that tapir is UP TO SOMETHING
 fanny: ]: =oE
 scribbs: "Pull my nose."
Image 167089   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
652
 
 LKoroton: Nasty picture. I radded, tough
 Snake Jesus: It's been a while since I've seen ol' Bud. Beats the Goatman, I guess.
 tib gubb: the surreal episode
 Beef Supreme: I feel dirty for both saving and giving a rad to this image.
 scribbs: @Mr. Whiskers Thanks!
 Mr. Whiskers: @scribbs I think one guy recanted his testimony that Dwyer directly took a bribe. But I'd imagine there was more evidence than just that. Those sorts of arrangements are rarely "would you like a bribe?" "Oh, yes please."
 Scoo: I wish I would have met you, but now it's a little late...
 Gomi Day: i feel bad for laughing as much as i did, scrolling down to this. jesus christ.
 scribbs: I was going to make a remark about him being exonerated posthumously, but I can't find anything about that now. Weird, I'd have been willing to bet a paycheck I was right. Glad I didn't make that bet.
 Shay: Reporter: Why are you shooting yourself? Dwyer: I don't know. *SLIME TIME*
Image 167088   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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