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267925  Not A Bot: TK421, why aren't you at your post?

267862  Spazstatic: @DrNinjaman frostbite nachos sound cool.

267892  wolfpk: Any "classic gamers" will respect this.

267839  mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267895  wolfpk: That's the "down only" ramp.

267925  mammal883: Is this one of those acid tabs that my parents always told me strangers were trying to give kids on playgrounds? That happened about as much as me falling into quicksand.

267869  Spazstatic:

267871  Spazstatic: "but my friends call me Bill."

267906  wolfpk: I can't find the hamster..... oh!!!

267944  Dr Awkward: Hare accessories.

267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants



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 Mr Bleak: @enfanta It's the day after "Steak and a BJ Day" - so that's March 15th, and you just missed it.
 enfanta: @Teechur I-got-my-ass-out-of-bed-where's-make-cake-day's?THAT'S A THING?! Black Forest for me, please!
 Mr. Whiskers: Maybe it's short for "Wedding's an occasion, birthday's an occasion...
 Teechur: How about for bris's? Or funeral's? Or I-go-my-ass-out-of-bed-where's-make-cake-day's?
 Beef Supreme: That's a criminal level of wrongly used apostrophes. My inner Grammar Nazi is headed for the Polish border.
 addend: Wedding's cakes, birthday's cakes, ...every occasion's cakes.
 apoxia: Why not "Cake's for all occasion's". If you're going to be wrong you can at least try to be consistent.
Image 167045   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
72
 
 Mr. Shine: This is the weirdest colonoscopy I've EVER seen.
 sparename: You should always change shocks in pairs..
 WTF: Ah yes, the mating of fuel cans produces premium unleaded.
 Teechur: Something was a shocking spill in the upper left, but it's been absorbed now.
 a sedated moose: @ch Got a nice socket set there, but no ratchets. That's ratchet.
 Lestrange: @ch For the glory of Satan of course.
 Mr. Shine: This is the weirdest colonoscopy I've EVER seen.
 apoxia: Socket to me!
 ch: I think I know why this photo was taken I'm just not sure why there's a continuous parade of these sorts of photos on here
Image 167044   03-12-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
312
 
 Kim: "We're keeping it. It's God's child."
 enfanta: @whiplash Yes, just like that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 4
 whiplash: Now I wish my pregnant wife hadn't had that sonogram.
 apoxia: Why don't you smile darling.
 AutoDisaster: Cheer up!
 enfanta: I was trying to think of something clever to say but I just want to pitch M&Ms in her mouth.
 Amy Housewine: "This is my bunny rabbit impression."
Image 167043   03-12-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
528
 
 piranharama: The galaxy is on Orion's belt.
 addend: The cat that makes the Bond villain.
 enfanta: Every jewelry store needs a cat model.
 mrwiffler: Just...don't...look...at...it's...eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Amy Housewine: Ferocious guardian of the +1 Amulet Of Luck.
Image 167042   03-12-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
326
 
 Teechur: How boring to surf on immobile waves.
 Teechur: How boring to surf on the slowest waves ever.
 addend: Day of surfing ends when board is sanded down to veneer.
 jochenau: Board without rhythm and we won't attract the worm.
 Nope: When you wipe out its very good for your skin... the first time
Image 167041   03-12-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
109
 
 Prostata: step 1) learn how to write...
 werterland: JNCO jeans are the only acceptable pants for Juggalos. You can fit your 2 liter of Faygo in any of the pockets, with room to spare for your meth!
 Mr. Whiskers: Just wear whatever pants were slightly cool like 19 years ago, but now are just sad.
 antipatterns: God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Juggalo. Juggalo rules the Earth.
 BILL DOOR: THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GOOD WITH AN INSANE CLOWN POSSE SHIRT IS A ROARING BONFIRE.
 UseYourName: @jochenau maybe those five stars censor what they really meant?
 annterland: Don't wear pants with juggalo shirts. Just walk around like Donald Duck...shirt, no pants.
 Borkf: A Juggalo doesn't have to look a certain way, but DO NOT wear skinny jeans.
 Amy Housewine: Is a juggalo supposed to look 'good'? I thought they wanted to strike revulsion and panic into the normo noobs (or somesuch).
 jochenau: I'm mostly confused by choosing that as the best answer and rating it five stars, then writing "she didn't really give me that answer I was hoping for..."
 hajjpodge: Wicked poor life choices, fam.
 apoxia: First world problems
Image 167040   03-12-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
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 Flarmie: At least it's a dry heat.
 XLY: Its already melting thru the floor!
 Shay: It's always 5 o' clock somewhere.
 addend: "This is fine".
 mrwiffler: That's only 567.7778 celsius.
 Mr Bleak: The Fox news reputation for accuracy in all things continues apace.
 jochenau: @DarkTeddy Where do you live that 86 is windbreaker weather?
 tokyopig: Fox finally accepts global warming, everyone is already dead.
 DarkTeddy: 7am: wear a light windbreaker to start the day. Noon: you should be quite fine removing that windbreaker. 5pm: A hot steamy death awaits us all
Image 167039   03-12-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
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 Kim: No cake until you get outhe of bed.
 tritium: Unfortunately, she is living her best life.
 mrwiffler: She died with a chip in her mouth.
 jochenau: Some days, hauling the bag of chips to my bed is about all I can manage.
 tokyopig: life is terrible and terrible food is the remedy.
 tib gubb: oh boy, cheps.
Image 167038   03-12-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
363
 
 Wookiee: Can't you see this man needs help? Call a doctor!
 FabricMan: Everybody hurts...
 addend: Hablablablablamos.
 tib gubb: thirsty for that crack.
 hajjpodge: Too many cinnamon rolls.
 Warrax: He forgot that he got milk.
 tokyopig: it's a sign!
 Mexico: Switch to me for rabid savings!
 Bu7Z: He has a drinking problem
Image 167037   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
337
 
 boxboxbox: @Capital Me too!
 Capital: I love /Scanners/!
 Shay: So Scanners, The Brood, and Rabid came from within?
 addend: (Walks outside. Highly-focused sunlight singes both eyes.)
 mrwiffler: @tokyopig Yep, Scanners was a boring piece of shit. ....had to get that off my chest.
Image 167036   03-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
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