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210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

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210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.



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Score:
367
 
 Lestrange: @Bu7Z *Daddy*
 A duck: Don't let Jared from Subway see this
 Bu7Z: Mummy can you tie my hair up in a bun?
Image 167030   03-12-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
689
 
 piranharama: Oh my, can't NOT take a bite of this succulent peach.
 Wookiee: Get on in there and bite that buttcheek
 FabricMan: The Hippo Centipede
 apoxia: Christ, what an asshole.
 DarkTeddy: What else could you eat it like? @Nope
 tib gubb: this is weird porn
 Mr. Butt: this culd b us but u playin
 Annoying Vegan : Go downtown and bite that butt
 Aemuli: *gentle gasp* dis booty
 Nope: Gotta eat that booty like groceries
Image 167029   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
400
 
 Mr. Butt: @jochenau :D
 werterland: I just remembered that I used to have that TFD t-shirt.
 werterland: toothpastefordinner.com/…
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt A knowyourmeme link that I didn't regret following? What sorcery is this?!
 tib gubb: i don't have a car. thanks for reminding me.
 A duck: You are my son, the one, true Parking Lot King.
 Mr. Butt: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…
 Mr. Butt: Holy shit, I didn't realize this meme still existed! Rad for the nostalgia.
 Peach: I'd be lion if I said I knew.
 itskando: Where is Scar now?
Image 167028   03-11-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
363
 
 Mr Bleak: For the best effect, combine this with #165950
 tib gubb: reasons why you should carry a sawzall on your bike #15
 Peach: You would never see this in a car lane.
Image 167027   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
295
 
 werterland: Pooping in the woods is the one part of camping I could never handle. Luckily, I'm a girl, so I don't poop.
 Teechur: I don't like that the WCs are so close to the fuentes (fountains) and the rio (river).
 addend: May I borrow your farming tools? I have to "go".
 jochenau: tr: "bury your poops = fewer flies + health"
 apoxia: Very descriptive.
Image 167026   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
583
 
 Quackzy: Guys look at how small this dog is I wonder what kind of breed he is
 isosceleswaffle: "Can you put me down, now?"
 addend: An unfortunate metaphor.
 enfanta: Nah, I asked her, man. She's not into guys.
 Aemuli: I ain't saving you shit on your car insurance, so put me down asshole
Image 167025   03-11-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
208
 
 XLY: These new pedobears are weird
 Gomi Day: paperRAD
 Teechur: Looks like a bunch of 2319s happened at Monsters Inc.
 Peach: Baby got back.
Image 167024   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
578
 
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig down in the park where the young mums meet, where the kids play colour by numbers...
 Peach: I forgot the world's smallest violin at home, so these will have to do.
 tokyopig: Gary Nuborn used these.
Image 167023   03-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 167022 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. You have brought shame on us, tokyopig.
Score:
476
 
 Science: Can I talk to you about OOOF!
 Prostata: it was the 70s, and everybody was kung-fu fightin'. Those cats were fast as lightnin'
 ping: Perfect for juggalos.
 addend: Model at top right did NOT see this coming.
 Fancy Clown: Martial Smarts!
 Peach: @Sadbot Don't kink shame.
 piranharama: Dat man spread.
 tib gubb: for real?
 Bast Relief: The best pants for striking that pose next to a woman waiting at a bus stop bench. You'll get her number for sure.
 Sadbot: They look like they'll bind my gut and be unkind towards my man area, though
 XLY: kickin Rad
 Mexico: All Kickin' Jeans have a 100% ACTION ZONE for maximum martial arts!
Image 167021   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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