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176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

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1. itskando
2. Robespierre
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7. SomeCanadian
8. enfanta
9. scribbs
10. addend



The top ten most commented-on images today:

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Wumph Morms uploaded 175720 (853 points)
winwolf uploaded 175758 (835 points)
imaginary gf uploaded 175743 (816 points)
bromide uploaded 175735 (787 points)
a robot uploaded 175631 (764 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 175803 (758 points)
genius uploaded 175715 (719 points)
cenecia uploaded 175587 (713 points)
Mafallin uploaded 175880 (702 points)
Scoo uploaded 175615 (693 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 175872 (670 points)


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 6. Supermansbrother: 3021 points
 7. winwolf: 2384 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 2022 points
 9. sandwiches: 1442 points
10. Mexico: 1398 points
11. nerdhulk: 1325 points
12. Warrax: 1246 points
13. Wumph Morms: 1246 points
14. Borkf: 1206 points
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Score:
367
 
 Lestrange: @Bu7Z *Daddy*
 A duck: Don't let Jared from Subway see this
 Bu7Z: Mummy can you tie my hair up in a bun?
Image 167030   03-12-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
676
 
 piranharama: Oh my, can't NOT take a bite of this succulent peach.
 Wookiee: Get on in there and bite that buttcheek
 FabricMan: The Hippo Centipede
 apoxia: Christ, what an asshole.
 DarkTeddy: What else could you eat it like? @Nope
 tib gubb: this is weird porn
 Mr. Butt: this culd b us but u playin
 Annoying Vegan : Go downtown and bite that butt
 Aemuli: *gentle gasp* dis booty
 Nope: Gotta eat that booty like groceries
Image 167029   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
377
 
 Mr. Butt: @jochenau :D
 werterland: I just remembered that I used to have that TFD t-shirt.
 werterland: toothpastefordinner.com/…
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt A knowyourmeme link that I didn't regret following? What sorcery is this?!
 tib gubb: i don't have a car. thanks for reminding me.
 A duck: You are my son, the one, true Parking Lot King.
 Mr. Butt: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…
 Mr. Butt: Holy shit, I didn't realize this meme still existed! Rad for the nostalgia.
 Peach: I'd be lion if I said I knew.
 itskando: Where is Scar now?
Image 167028   03-11-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
363
 
 Mr Bleak: For the best effect, combine this with #165950
 tib gubb: reasons why you should carry a sawzall on your bike #15
 Peach: You would never see this in a car lane.
Image 167027   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
295
 
 werterland: Pooping in the woods is the one part of camping I could never handle. Luckily, I'm a girl, so I don't poop.
 Teechur: I don't like that the WCs are so close to the fuentes (fountains) and the rio (river).
 addend: May I borrow your farming tools? I have to "go".
 jochenau: tr: "bury your poops = fewer flies + health"
 apoxia: Very descriptive.
Image 167026   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
583
 
 Quackzy: Guys look at how small this dog is I wonder what kind of breed he is
 isosceleswaffle: "Can you put me down, now?"
 addend: An unfortunate metaphor.
 enfanta: Nah, I asked her, man. She's not into guys.
 Aemuli: I ain't saving you shit on your car insurance, so put me down asshole
Image 167025   03-11-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
208
 
 XLY: These new pedobears are weird
 Gomi Day: paperRAD
 Teechur: Looks like a bunch of 2319s happened at Monsters Inc.
 Peach: Baby got back.
Image 167024   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
578
 
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig down in the park where the young mums meet, where the kids play colour by numbers...
 Peach: I forgot the world's smallest violin at home, so these will have to do.
 tokyopig: Gary Nuborn used these.
Image 167023   03-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 167022 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
476
 
 Science: Can I talk to you about OOOF!
 Prostata: it was the 70s, and everybody was kung-fu fightin'. Those cats were fast as lightnin'
 ping: Perfect for juggalos.
 addend: Model at top right did NOT see this coming.
 Fancy Clown: Martial Smarts!
 Peach: @Sadbot Don't kink shame.
 piranharama: Dat man spread.
 tib gubb: for real?
 Bast Relief: The best pants for striking that pose next to a woman waiting at a bus stop bench. You'll get her number for sure.
 Sadbot: They look like they'll bind my gut and be unkind towards my man area, though
 XLY: kickin Rad
 Mexico: All Kickin' Jeans have a 100% ACTION ZONE for maximum martial arts!
Image 167021   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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