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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
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 ch: I predict I am going to be rolling in cash and get away with it todally
 Flarmie: "You will experience financial distress in your near future"
 Skaalar: Airhorns all the time forever.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron *AIRHORNS*
 WaffleIron: NO ONE SAW THAT COMING! *badumtis*
Image 166942   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
638
 
 piranharama: "I immediately regret this decision!"
 KrazyKat: Is he wearing a frog suit?
 Warrax: ROSEBUUUUUUD!!!!!!
 Higdec: Scandinavian mating rituals for a sight to behold
 Lestrange: Life long back pain in 3 2 1...
 Cami: This.is.what.we.trained.for.
 butt poop: Priceless expressions
Image 166941   03-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
256
 
 whiplash: Get out! The house is sinking!
 tib gubb: derp!
 Skaalar: Clean yer got dang room.
 Peter Pantsless: Bae caught me aggrogatin'
Image 166940   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
617
 
 ch: Fashion has taken a grisly turn 2017Q2
 A duck: @illBilliam: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?" "If I had to guess, I say: a lot."
 Warrax: Same.
 hearsegirl: "this isn't even my final form!"
 hearsegirl: everytime he shed his skin his faceplate stuck.
 illBilliam: He drove through three states like that
 Amy Housewine: Haterpillar.
 annterland: Metal AF
Image 166939   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
485
 
 Amy Housewine: There is little more beautiful than the mating ritual of Transformers.
 grizzly: That's heavy.
 WaffleIron: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE ROOF!
Image 166938   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
643
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Science I'd probably still read it given the opportunity.
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: Nope. There was a British Steve Jackson who helped found early Games Workshop
 PuppySucker69: Those are some really rad novelty slippers!
 Amy Housewine: The 'Fighting Fantasy' books were the superior option to your wussy "Choose Your Own Adventure" series.
 The Frito Bandito: If this is the same Steve Jackson that made Munchkins there is no doubt in my mind this book is amazing.
 jochenau: Man, Penguin books were cooler in the past.
 funny in the wall: Those are tigers
 winwolf: Rad for GG Allin.
 whiplash: +1 for Sabretooth Tiger-Head codpiece.
 Amy Housewine: @WaffleIron Particularly close observation may reveal one or two other impractical details in his set-up.
 WaffleIron: Not only is that weapon impractical, it's not a dagger either.
Image 166937   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
370
 
 Meow42: @smarkles yay someone gets it!
 smarkles: @jochenau I tried bass for a concert season. Still applies, still a pain.
 jochenau: @smarkles I played bass clarinet a million years ago but I remember nothing. Any idea if this actually applies to clarinetkind, or just the popular coolkid kind of clarinets?
 Warrax: @smarkles Thanks. Not all heroes wear capes :)
 funny in the wall: And that is why I play the piano@smarkles
 smarkles: @Warrax B flat to B natural is only a half step on the scale, but you have to reposition a butt ton of fingers between these particular two on the clarinet, instead of the normal one or two finger change note to note. I don't know if anyone can tell, but my clarinet cred makes me a pretty cool guy, haha.
 Warrax: Waiting for someone that knows anything about music to explain this one to me.
 AverageJoe: damn, I should have paid attention to my triangle classes
Image 166936   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow42
Score:
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 ch: Gonna be implementing the stick thingie. Skin-on-skin as your introduction to a stranger was always a bad idea. Let's go with bowing or telescreens or isolation.
 KrazyKat: For more information, please re-read.
 Annoying Vegan : This is all terrible advice.
 whiplash: Workplace Rule 1b: always discard stick immediately afterwards, germs can crawl up stick from his hand to yours.
Image 166935   03-11-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
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 Science: @Flarmie: It is an English Bulldog, and that's because the first mascot happened to be one. They've carried on with ever since. You'd think it would be the American Bulldog, wouldn't you?
 Dick Inspector: I see Google Translate sucked back then, too.
 ch: Now US propaganda is endless variants on the theme "be scared"
 Flarmie: @Lestrange Sometimes. I think the funniest part of this one is the US Marine seems to be an English Bulldog.
 Lestrange: Isn't propaganda funny?
Image 166934   03-11-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
321
 
 enfanta: If you look quickly, the tree behind Shrek could be hair, making him related to the Heat Miser.
 Flarmie: "What's the deal with onions?"
 AverageJoe: You forgot furries
Image 166933   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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