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267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!



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Score:
617
 
 ch: Fashion has taken a grisly turn 2017Q2
 A duck: @illBilliam: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?" "If I had to guess, I say: a lot."
 Warrax: Same.
 hearsegirl: "this isn't even my final form!"
 hearsegirl: everytime he shed his skin his faceplate stuck.
 illBilliam: He drove through three states like that
 Amy Housewine: Haterpillar.
 annterland: Metal AF
Image 166939   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
485
 
 Amy Housewine: There is little more beautiful than the mating ritual of Transformers.
 grizzly: That's heavy.
 WaffleIron: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE ROOF!
Image 166938   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
643
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Science I'd probably still read it given the opportunity.
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: Nope. There was a British Steve Jackson who helped found early Games Workshop
 PuppySucker69: Those are some really rad novelty slippers!
 Amy Housewine: The 'Fighting Fantasy' books were the superior option to your wussy "Choose Your Own Adventure" series.
 The Frito Bandito: If this is the same Steve Jackson that made Munchkins there is no doubt in my mind this book is amazing.
 jochenau: Man, Penguin books were cooler in the past.
 funny in the wall: Those are tigers
 winwolf: Rad for GG Allin.
 whiplash: +1 for Sabretooth Tiger-Head codpiece.
 Amy Housewine: @WaffleIron Particularly close observation may reveal one or two other impractical details in his set-up.
 WaffleIron: Not only is that weapon impractical, it's not a dagger either.
Image 166937   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
370
 
 Meow42: @smarkles yay someone gets it!
 smarkles: @jochenau I tried bass for a concert season. Still applies, still a pain.
 jochenau: @smarkles I played bass clarinet a million years ago but I remember nothing. Any idea if this actually applies to clarinetkind, or just the popular coolkid kind of clarinets?
 Warrax: @smarkles Thanks. Not all heroes wear capes :)
 funny in the wall: And that is why I play the piano@smarkles
 smarkles: @Warrax B flat to B natural is only a half step on the scale, but you have to reposition a butt ton of fingers between these particular two on the clarinet, instead of the normal one or two finger change note to note. I don't know if anyone can tell, but my clarinet cred makes me a pretty cool guy, haha.
 Warrax: Waiting for someone that knows anything about music to explain this one to me.
 AverageJoe: damn, I should have paid attention to my triangle classes
Image 166936   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow42
Score:
619
 
 ch: Gonna be implementing the stick thingie. Skin-on-skin as your introduction to a stranger was always a bad idea. Let's go with bowing or telescreens or isolation.
 KrazyKat: For more information, please re-read.
 Annoying Vegan : This is all terrible advice.
 whiplash: Workplace Rule 1b: always discard stick immediately afterwards, germs can crawl up stick from his hand to yours.
Image 166935   03-11-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
297
 
 Science: @Flarmie: It is an English Bulldog, and that's because the first mascot happened to be one. They've carried on with ever since. You'd think it would be the American Bulldog, wouldn't you?
 Dick Inspector: I see Google Translate sucked back then, too.
 ch: Now US propaganda is endless variants on the theme "be scared"
 Flarmie: @Lestrange Sometimes. I think the funniest part of this one is the US Marine seems to be an English Bulldog.
 Lestrange: Isn't propaganda funny?
Image 166934   03-11-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
321
 
 enfanta: If you look quickly, the tree behind Shrek could be hair, making him related to the Heat Miser.
 Flarmie: "What's the deal with onions?"
 AverageJoe: You forgot furries
Image 166933   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
504
 
 WTF: (You know you have an AG problem when you type in 'butt' and your phone's autocorrect suggests 'Cathy')
 WTF: Buttquest.
 A duck: Pounded in the Butt by a Sword
 A duck: Come one, come all, come get your butt touched!
 enfanta: Is anything wrong, Tina?
 Amy Housewine: Boothawn
 fanny: buttonhorn
 fanny: ah it happened to me!
 fanny: I like Cathy!
Image 166932   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
555
 
 apoxia: Definitely more than the sum of its parts.
 Xeno: This would be pretty gruesome for a fellow plant to behold.
 scribbs: How scientists see the world, according to artists. youtube.com/…
 Lestrange: Those aren't petals! They're bracts! *gasp*
Image 166931   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
761
 
 Skaalar: @Side Boob We must conquer the skies!
 Side Boob: I knew the clouds were up to no good!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "MWAHAHAHA!"
Image 166930   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
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