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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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1. Robespierre
2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. DrNinjaman
5. Mr Bleak
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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Score:
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 AverageJoe: I am unconfortable
 Prostata: i thought I smelled something.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @a robot Well you're up to 24 now! You go, @ a robot! Maybe comment of the day status. No shame in being thrilled. :)
 Darmstadtium: It tastes like... whatever...
 a robot: So I reloaded the site and got the message "18 users marked your comment as a great comment." That's the most I've EVER had in one go! Sorry if it's gauche to mention it
 Warrax: Baby spinach left out too long.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Popeye Jr gotta eat too
 Shay: I was a teenage spinach and a weird sailor man is chasing after me.
 BavidDowie: Pass. Too bitter.
 a robot: Smells like
Image 166774   03-10-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
426
 
 werterland: TURN TO PAGE 394, DAMN IT.
 Peter Pantsless: "Man, I have the meanest boss!" "Try me."
 SomeOtherCanadian: Snape?
 Shay: Yikes! Stay tuned...#166584
Image 166773   03-10-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
424
 
 Telkwa: That's why you want a thorough home inspection before you buy.
 Cami: This is nor how I learned to do masonry repairs.
 Peter Pantsless: If they were flat pieces, it'd hold better than the real bricks
 grizzly: Fuck Denmark!
 BavidDowie: Just another(Lego) brick in the wall
Image 166772   03-10-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
499
 
 AverageJoe: Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass, hardly anything else for you to see...
 Mr. Whiskers: Everybody hurts...
 Bu7Z: I'm assuming the song is laika by Will Wagner, because it's the saddest song ever for anyone who ever knew a dog. #and I don't understand, because I'm not as smart as them, but even a parachute, would have shown that they cared"
 Jaunty Shrimp: 'And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor'-Bowie
 Hyphae: ...Or he is just pissed that they didn't stop for Burger King / is pissed that they did
 tib gubb: guilty as heck
 Mr. Lizard: What; is he Wang Chunning?
Image 166771   03-10-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
402
 
 Telkwa: Henry Kane is my name, and I served on the Danville train...
 slurms: Promotion on the triple.
 Fishy: I'd like to order a double death burger.
 KrazyKat: Right on it, boss.
Image 166770   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
558
 
 apoxia: Now that's a classy frog
 Ronick: Be fly - catch fly
 Wookiee: Hypno Toad needs lovin' too.
 BILL DOOR: "HELLO MY BABY, GIMME MY MONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Puttin' on the ribbitz
 tib gubb: mister VIP over here
 BavidDowie: They aren't warts. They're pimp-les
 Bu7Z: Pimp frog be pimpin'
 KrazyKat: Rad for the hat with a built-in monocle.
Image 166769   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
185
 
 Telkwa: Wouldn't it be great if all topographical maps were in technicolour?
 Bu7Z: Pimp frog be trippin'
Image 166768   03-10-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
463
 
 Amy Housewine: Fizygz R Phuhn.
 AverageJoe: ortografi is oberrated
 mrwiffler: Fysics is phun. (Can't anyone miss-spell correctly these days?)
 Bu7Z: Or should I say phuck...
 KrazyKat: More phun than a teacher in a dunk tank?
 XLY: Really? that looks more like a pool...
Image 166767   03-10-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
339
 
 tritium: I just learned about this guy. My new favorite Marvel character, "Manphibian."
 BavidDowie: @Bu7Z #monsterzoned
 Bu7Z: @BavidDowie racist.
 BavidDowie: @Bu7Z no
 Bu7Z: I just want to breed! Won't somebody love me?
Image 166766   03-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
443
 
 Prostata: too fuzzy to eat!
 Darmstadtium: @Telkwa It's an acquired taste...
 Telkwa: Cuy - no me gusto.
 zupobaloop: That's a real small dog.
Image 166765   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
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