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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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Score:
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 AverageJoe: I am unconfortable
 Prostata: i thought I smelled something.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @a robot Well you're up to 24 now! You go, @ a robot! Maybe comment of the day status. No shame in being thrilled. :)
 Darmstadtium: It tastes like... whatever...
 a robot: So I reloaded the site and got the message "18 users marked your comment as a great comment." That's the most I've EVER had in one go! Sorry if it's gauche to mention it
 Warrax: Baby spinach left out too long.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Popeye Jr gotta eat too
 Shay: I was a teenage spinach and a weird sailor man is chasing after me.
 BavidDowie: Pass. Too bitter.
 a robot: Smells like
Image 166774   03-10-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
391
 
 werterland: TURN TO PAGE 394, DAMN IT.
 Peter Pantsless: "Man, I have the meanest boss!" "Try me."
 SomeOtherCanadian: Snape?
 Shay: Yikes! Stay tuned...#166584
Image 166773   03-10-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
387
 
 Telkwa: That's why you want a thorough home inspection before you buy.
 Cami: This is nor how I learned to do masonry repairs.
 Peter Pantsless: If they were flat pieces, it'd hold better than the real bricks
 grizzly: Fuck Denmark!
 BavidDowie: Just another(Lego) brick in the wall
Image 166772   03-10-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
467
 
 AverageJoe: Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass, hardly anything else for you to see...
 Mr. Whiskers: Everybody hurts...
 Bu7Z: I'm assuming the song is laika by Will Wagner, because it's the saddest song ever for anyone who ever knew a dog. #and I don't understand, because I'm not as smart as them, but even a parachute, would have shown that they cared"
 Jaunty Shrimp: 'And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor'-Bowie
 Hyphae: ...Or he is just pissed that they didn't stop for Burger King / is pissed that they did
 tib gubb: guilty as heck
 Robespierre: What; is he Wang Chunning?
Image 166771   03-10-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
370
 
 Telkwa: Henry Kane is my name, and I served on the Danville train...
 slurms: Promotion on the triple.
 Fishy: I'd like to order a double death burger.
 KrazyKat: Right on it, boss.
Image 166770   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
558
 
 apoxia: Now that's a classy frog
 Ronick: Be fly - catch fly
 Wookiee: Hypno Toad needs lovin' too.
 BILL DOOR: "HELLO MY BABY, GIMME MY MONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Puttin' on the ribbitz
 tib gubb: mister VIP over here
 BavidDowie: They aren't warts. They're pimp-les
 Bu7Z: Pimp frog be pimpin'
 KrazyKat: Rad for the hat with a built-in monocle.
Image 166769   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
120
 
 Telkwa: Wouldn't it be great if all topographical maps were in technicolour?
 Bu7Z: Pimp frog be trippin'
Image 166768   03-10-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
477
 
 Amy Housewine: Fizygz R Phuhn.
 AverageJoe: ortografi is oberrated
 mrwiffler: Fysics is phun. (Can't anyone miss-spell correctly these days?)
 Bu7Z: Or should I say phuck...
 Bu7Z: OH MY GOD! HIS HEAD IS WHERE IS HAND SHOULD BE! Fuck physics it's no phun if you end up some mutant like this...
 KrazyKat: More phun than a teacher in a dunk tank?
 XLY: Really? that looks more like a pool...
Image 166767   03-10-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
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 tritium: I just learned about this guy. My new favorite Marvel character, "Manphibian."
 BavidDowie: @Bu7Z #monsterzoned
 Bu7Z: @BavidDowie racist.
 BavidDowie: @Bu7Z no
 Bu7Z: I just want to breed! Won't somebody love me?
Image 166766   03-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
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 Prostata: too fuzzy to eat!
 Darmstadtium: @Telkwa It's an acquired taste...
 Telkwa: Cuy - no me gusto.
 zupobaloop: That's a real small dog.
Image 166765   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
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