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258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

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258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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 BILL DOOR: KIRK, KNIGHT OF THORNS.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Spiky happy people having fun
 Bu7Z: Don't FUCK with me
 BavidDowie: I think this is...like Mongolian Bear-hunting armor, or something like that
 zupobaloop: That man is wearing spikes for the day.
 redmonkey3: Pinhead's formal wear.
 msmstud: @SunWukong -- *Mmrff frrmm frm mrfm frm rfmf frmrmff.* [We have so much to talk about.]
 chhumphrey: @Sandor more like two hands
 AstoriaBum: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
 Sandor: Hellraiser remake needs a hand
 Kim: Yeah, but what material is it lined with?
 XLY: Free hugs
 SunWukong: That's mine. And it's inside-out.
Image 166744   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
233
 
 Hosebag: Plugs out for Harambe.
 WaffleIron: Why unbox? I bet it works just fine as is.
 SunWukong: Burst Plug Out?
Image 166743   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
197
 
 SomeCanadian: @beep Thanks for getting the point of this picture :)
 beep: "HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it." -Princess Diana
 Darmstadtium: Why is Clark Kent in the back?
 redmonkey3: See "Princess Diana: The Mourning After" for an unflinching examination of who she really was... not what media programming declares her to be, post morten
 Lestrange: Sad button request
Image 166742   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
379
 
 Lestrange: Flicking the bean
 Dresdenkeogh: I love beaning! Sometimes in use Sean bean. Other times actual beans
Image 166741   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
504
 
 Jabberwikket: @Hokie333, nice ref
 Hokie333: "I don't tan. I don't burn. I incinerate."
 Peter Pantsless: ooh, the Marvel swimsuit calendar is spicy this year. Lookin' good, Ghost Rider
 Shay: Just thinking "OMG I AM BURNING TO DEATH" things.
 Poncho: picture the complete opposite and you have a good representation of my ex-girlfriend
 VoR: ...You Raaaaaat!
 Kim: Dead Like Me
 XLY: what a hottie
 Fancy Clown: This is doot
 AutoDisaster: Selfie-immolation.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is why I have to wear sunscreen.
 Scoo: This is fine
 SomeCanadian: Doot me like one of your French girls
Image 166740   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
315
 
 slurms: I wonder what's under his chair!
 Poncho: soon
 birdythemighty: She watches. She waits.
 Fancy Clown: @chhumphrey I don't think Walmarts generally have running tracks in them. It's almost seems anaethema.
 robocop: Carry on, Okra
 Fancy Clown: Terrifying
 chhumphrey: Should be on People of WalMart
Image 166739   03-10-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
316
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Scrumptious af
 Bu7Z: @WaffleIron i have returned!
 Bu7Z: @Zampano the red stuff.. We made mixed berry Apple pies one night, and drained the excess fluid off so as to not have soggy pies. So that's mixed berry juice, cream, and schnapps.
 WaffleIron: You're a brave aggronaut, @Bu7Z, and you'll be a hero when you return from... the Dark side of the butterscotch moon.
 KrazyKat: @Zampano @Zampano I think you left out the energy drink and the roll-on deoderant. Imma be sick.....
 Micro Jackson: What you do in your bedroom is your business
 chhumphrey: Stomach churn
 Supermansbrother: Call me when you have buttermilk schnapps.
 antipatterns: This all looks horrible.
 winwolf: I would smoke this alcohol.
 tritium: I don't know what's going on here, but I'm sure it's a hangover and a half.
 Dresdenkeogh: The ole butterwhip. That's butterscotch schnapps and miracle whip
 SomeCanadian: I told you what to do with it, but you wouldn't listen...
 Zampano: Can someone explain please? Obviously the shots have butterscotch schnapps, and I think I see mayonnaise on the left, there's a glass container with some red liquid, behind that is maybe a jumbo container of some kind of industrial glue... I see a lamp and a basket too
Image 166738   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
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 PenguinBartender: Horse doing a cannonball?
 WaffleIron: No upskirts on the spaceship! **REPORTED**
 Dr Awkward: Still frame from Tyler Swift's "Shake it off" video.
 Himesama: Your girlfriend said that picture was private!
 chhumphrey: Great use of a glass floor
 Sandor: Girlfriend jumping for joy
Image 166737   03-10-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
146
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan also, Not only was Milan craving Lil hot burrito, but now they're friends/allies for doing so.
 Derp Herpigan: So it seems the Capitol of the Mongolian empire is Nineveh, and the mongols have followed Protestantism, while being massacred by Medieval Poland. Civ 5 is the greatest historical reference ever 9.76/10 would recommend.
 WaffleIron: I was really hoping Milan was in spain, then I could comment "Conquistadores Dos: The colonies strike back" but alas, it's in Italy.
 funny in the wall: Milan's a lost cause anyway. Good riddance
 SomeCanadian: You may not want to travel there till it airs out a bit
Image 166736   03-10-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
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 Hokie333: "Well, um, we're the knights who say 'Ni', I guess... Ni."
 BILL DOOR: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CELL SAGA.
 Hosebag: I'm totally kung fused.
 Lestrange: I loved this. Great show.
 Fancy Clown: @SunWukong It's you!
 whiplash: Are they Chinese hobbits?
 SunWukong: @Fancy Clown ahem.
 Fancy Clown: Monkey Magic! I remember this show. So stupid.
 chhumphrey: Kung Fu movies are a guilty pleasure of mine... I think I've seen this one
 KrazyKat: This version of the princess bride is weird.
Image 166735   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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