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268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

268238  Knice: I have a feeling that this cat's family is collecting ransom funds right now. :-(

268238  mexican: The face of existential horror.

268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

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268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Score:
146
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan also, Not only was Milan craving Lil hot burrito, but now they're friends/allies for doing so.
 Derp Herpigan: So it seems the Capitol of the Mongolian empire is Nineveh, and the mongols have followed Protestantism, while being massacred by Medieval Poland. Civ 5 is the greatest historical reference ever 9.76/10 would recommend.
 WaffleIron: I was really hoping Milan was in spain, then I could comment "Conquistadores Dos: The colonies strike back" but alas, it's in Italy.
 funny in the wall: Milan's a lost cause anyway. Good riddance
 SomeCanadian: You may not want to travel there till it airs out a bit
Image 166736   03-10-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
437
 
 Hokie333: "Well, um, we're the knights who say 'Ni', I guess... Ni."
 BILL DOOR: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CELL SAGA.
 Hosebag: I'm totally kung fused.
 Lestrange: I loved this. Great show.
 Fancy Clown: @SunWukong It's you!
 whiplash: Are they Chinese hobbits?
 SunWukong: @Fancy Clown ahem.
 Fancy Clown: Monkey Magic! I remember this show. So stupid.
 chhumphrey: Kung Fu movies are a guilty pleasure of mine... I think I've seen this one
 KrazyKat: This version of the princess bride is weird.
Image 166735   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
324
 
 well duh: Should have used the Zippo app. The Bic app will make your phone overheat and explode.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably should use a Samsung instead
 Lestrange: Bi Jesus enjoys an apres poke cigarette
 a robot: @whiplash Burt Reynolds?
 whiplash: Sean Connery? Franco Nero? Freddie Mercury?
 AutoDisaster: Beats the chopping board app.
 Warrax: Proof of time travel; someone took an iphone back to the 70's.
 chhumphrey: I don't think that's how this works
 SomeCanadian: Am I in flavour country yet?
Image 166734   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
1020
 
 BILL DOOR: @fanny NO. THERE IS A KITTEN, THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan true, he's a drummer anyways :)
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny as appreciative as one might be, we all know Peter will not wear them, at the risk of his namesake.
 Warrax: I'm not sure if an acoustic arrangement of a lords of acid song is something the world really needs. Maybe.
 thecraftywolf: i woulds say play "freebird" except he'd eat it
 fanny: can we stop "oooing" and "awing" at kitten for a moment to give these pants the appreciation they deserve?
 whiplash: I switched to guitar from violins because the catgut strings made me weep for my bro-cats.
 SunWukong: Anyway, here's Wonderwail.
 Mr. Butt: m.youtube.com/…
 Zampano: I see we're teaching the cat some jazz chords
Image 166733   03-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
445
 
 apoxia: No wonder he could drink so much. He was living on another order of magnitude compared to the rest of us.
 Micro Jackson: That's not a normal sized beer can. It's METRIC! Damn Canadians!
 sparename: Normal sized Mars Bars make ideal Fun-Sized Mars Bars for giants. Fun-Sized Mars Bars make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for dwarves etc. (Viz)
 SunWukong: I want to make a film of Andre's life starring Warwick Davies as Andre. People think I'm mocking but I'm not. Andre was judged and defined by his size his whole life, I think a dwarf would really get that.
Image 166732   03-10-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
550
 
 tokyopig: its like who framed roger rabbit except not
 A duck: I would rather be screamed at by an egotistical man child than watch anime.
 BILL DOOR: @SunWukong COOKING IS INDEED AN ART. A GOOD MEAL SHOULD BE PLEASING IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD, FROM PRESENTATION TO FLAVOR. OR WOULD YOU PREFER A FLAVORLESS BEIGE MUSH SERVED ON A DIRTY PLATE?
 KrazyKat: Tampopo v. Ramsey. My money's on her.
 tib gubb: "you goddit chef!"
 Micro Jackson: Chef been sampling the mushrooms again
 jochenau: I would dearly love to see a comically-violent redhead anime girl floor this guy with a single punch.
 SunWukong: Being an artist is no excuse for an "artistic temperament". You are not special, you just behave like an ill-mannered child. And cooks are not artists anyway.
 winwolf: Nice 'shop for the reflections. Rad for that, but I hate that guy.
 A duck: "The only fucking thing worse than this Goddamn food is anime!"
Image 166731   03-10-17   Uploaded by    MrMangaMouth
Score:
390
 
 slurms: Don't believe his lies.
 El hefe: The flambe and the fricassee
 Bu7Z: Wow I've actually seen this IRL. the 'shopping list' of parts... I'd add milo, because the exhausts of these tuner type cars are called 'milo tins' where I'm from, and then 'tuna' is an obvious choice on the shopping list.. Also any nasal decongestant because blow off valves make a car sound like it's sneezing...
Image 166730   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
679
 
 karmakat: am not sure how you want me to fax your kitten back home mam? I keep trying all he does is PURRING...
 Skaalar: Need to*
 Skaalar: Because sometimes you need warm your genitals.
 whiplash: Just the fax, m'am.
 SunWukong: Catscan.
 Bu7Z: Sorry I couldn't resist
 Bu7Z: @fanny @SunWukong @Dr Awkward . Copycat
 fanny: @SunWukong @Dr Awkward @Bu7Z Copycat
 SunWukong: @Bu7Z @Dr Awkward: Copycat
 Bumbo Lungys: @Bu7Z Copycat
 Bu7Z: Copycat
Image 166729   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
435
 
 VoR: I prefer colours.
 chhumphrey: @enfanta only if you decide to paint in the lines
 sparename: Contemplating complete complements of compliments
 enfanta: But red isn't yellow's complement. It's green or blue... is this image *lying* to me?!
Image 166728   03-10-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
442
 
 carpwoman: Call me mother tiger but I never eat my young.
 Joseph: Best Duracell commercial ever.
 Micro Jackson: He'll be dancing around in gold pants!
 chhumphrey: This Rocky Horror remake is a bit more confusing
 chhumphrey: @Dr Awkward I think there's a pill for that
 SomeCanadian: This is pertinent to my interests
 whiplash: Nice pants! I am secure enough in my masculinity to say that.
 enfanta: Those rabbits are right to be anxious.
 Supermansbrother: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
 KrazyKat: Shaping up to be a studly day on the spaceship. See also #166719, #166661
 matos: @annterland Yes, it is a disco ball in my pocket, but I'm just a little nervous, ok? #166595
 Bu7Z: @annterland a bit of both
 Poncho: are those easter eggs in your pocket?
 annterland: Is that a disco ball in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Image 166727   03-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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