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268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 7. Shay: 1630 points
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11. wordjones: 1506 points
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Score:
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 Himesama: Yonce does not approve.
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell is he?
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : I'd personally prefer rockapella covers of bruno mars songs.
 Scoo: I think a Bruno Mars cover of the Carmen Sandiego theme song would be rad as hell
 Bu7Z: @Dresdenkeogh @Peach see now kids these days are playing a game called who the fuck is Carmel sandiego?
 Peach: @Dresdenkeogh From the bottom of my heart, thank you for correcting me.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peach your mean where* in the world*
 Peach: All jokes aside, WHERE IS MY CARMEN SANDIEGO REBOOT!?
Image 166706   03-10-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
567
 
 Jabberwikket: Better get out of there #166707 looks like is gonna charge you
 Hosebag: That's not RAF issue!
 Lestrange: Bizarrely this piece of shit costs as much as a regular mid range car. *rolls eyes so hard his retinas detach*
 a sedated moose: [HONKS IN BRITISH]
 A duck: The most British car ever made?
 Sadbot: @Bu7Z But I need my Land Rover to pick up groceries and drive the kids to school
 Bu7Z: @Sadbot just like a four wheel drive counts as a 'truck' to avoid car emission standards in the US now?
 KrazyKat: Looks military grade.
 Sadbot: Didn't stuff like this get made because 3-wheelers counted as motorcycles, for tax purposes, in the UK?
 AverageJoe: I didn't have enough money to buy the other half
 Peach: Just out of frame: Mr. Bean driving recklessly towards this car.
 tritium: Peel P50. Smallest car ever mass-produced for public consumption. Jeremy Clarkson famously got all 6-foot-5 of himself in there and drove it around the BBC offices.
Image 166705   03-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
421
 
 birdythemighty: dem boobies
 Bu7Z: Our doggo is happy to take his pills because we coat them in peanut butter, which sucks because there isn't enough left for me to have on toast for breakfast.
 AgentView: @Knice kitty nip-noos are never uneccessary
 Knice: I think the nip-nops are an uneccessary illustrative detail here.
 Sandor: Now, drop a pill not intended for a cat, and good luck getting the cat to stay away from it
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach not with actual food, though. They'll stand at attention for food.
 Peach: To be fair, this could be ANY interaction with a cat.
Image 166704   03-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
149
 
 Staida: Picture taken in portrait mode from a bus? Or truck or something with tall side mirror. Or that's the rear view mirror and this car has rolled - but stopped perfectly sideways which I doubt.
 VoR: Huh. I too thought this was a spaceship.
 Lestrange: I too have been insanely drunk
 CastleBravo: I think this Borg cube has a plasma leak.
 questionable: *shambles towards the light, wearing just one slipper*
Image 166703   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Poncho
Score:
275
 
 Micro Jackson: This is why my wipers are charged to 150,000V
 duckfarts: if you can do this one, you can draw the pirate next
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach I also bet he never signals before changing lanes.
 Peach: Imagine being the person who carries these around, always on the lookout for some minor parking infraction. It gives him so much joy.
 questionable: sick burn!!!!!
 tritium: Ah, the delicate art of writing pissy notes to strangers.
Image 166702   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
228
 
 msmstud: "Excellent grammar, Timmy. Now, write in in past- and future-tense."
 questionable: it's not my fault I'm a trashfire
 Sandor: Life is pain. Anyone telling you otherwise is selling something
 Bu7Z: Enclose in a DNE border
 tokyopig: @tritium I once had to sit next a girl who was complaining about having to cover an SP concert to write an article for the Seattle Stranger because'the smashing pumpkins suck.' Because of her I dropped that class and developed an immense distrust for the stranger's editorial staff. TRUE DRUNKEN STORY.
 tokyopig: @tritium I once had to sit next a girl who was complaining about having to cover an SP concert to write an article for the Seattle Stranger because'the smashing pumpkins suck.' Because of her I dropped that class and developed an immense distrust for the stranger's editorial staff. TRUE DRUNKEN STORY.
 midgetcastle: Life is a lemon
 tritium: I hear the world is also a vampire.
Image 166701   03-10-17   Uploaded by    shelledfauna
Score:
265
 
 VoR: Your third eye is open..
 Lestrange: *autistic screeching*
 questionable: this guy didn't even try colouring inside the lines - should have started with a turtle
 SpaceCow: Dalek's may not be consummate artists but they try.
Image 166700   03-10-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
571
 
 Kess: This has to be a greyhound. They are the weirdest sleepers I've ever seen.
 a robot: I like when dogs have normal human names. Mary is a funny name for a dog, for some reason
 Poncho: wish i could sleep that well
 Bu7Z: Mary is S T O N E D .
 tritium: Mary, don't listen to that. You're a good dog, living your best life.
Image 166699   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
704
 
 a robot: I had a notebook with the ballerina bunnies on it in 4th grade, that was the SHIT right there
 Bu7Z: What is my porpoise in life? I DONT KNOW?!?
 tokyopig: Lisa Frank is my jam. Also the baby woke me up almost immediatley.
 questionable: I too experience constant existential dread
Image 166698   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
429
 
 Kess: @PenguinBartender Why did your comment make me laugh so damn hard?!
 XLY: DO NOT WANT
 Uncle Phil: Would fit well in the lisa frank border above
 Knice: Damn! You've got pretty good air position if you're rotating so fast your face can't keep up.
 questionable: the pandora's box we opened attempting the sextuple salchow unleashed such horrors upon the world; our hubris was our undoing
 Bu7Z: When your partner has a wardrobe malfunction and you're like 'eeew lady parts!'
 PenguinBartender: When your partner lands perfectly from a quadruple-axel... on her head.
Image 166697   03-10-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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