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257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

257504  VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?

257495  grizzly: Would eat

257476  Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257506  Shay: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.

257506  grizzly: chlamydia all the way down.

257507  Peter Pantsless: "As you can see, our profits have gone up." "Uh, your screen..." "OUR PROFITS HAVE GONE UP. "

257505  hajjpodge: Currently more like a half-track than a tank.

257483  hajjpodge: Hello racism!

257447  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship....

257489  hajjpodge: @Off Topic It's so you can shake while you bake.

257499  Yam: I used to skate

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257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257199 savvoy: realizes he's part of the problem

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!



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10. rip odb: 1999 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
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Score:
566
 
 VoR: Aaah! A splinter!....Shut up Gary.
 questionable: alright, so...six skeletons, there's a blood moon in effect so everyone's got a minus to Con. roll for initiative, the cleric will get a surprise round because of her holy symbol
 msmstud: Indeed, it is Friday at work.
 SomeCanadian: "Zombie eat brains, but zombie cannot swallow this injustice."
 BILL DOOR: UNDEAD, YES. UNPERSON, NO.
 thecraftywolf: doot army enlist today!
 Bu7Z: @Science when there's no more room in hell
 Science: This is not damnation or an act of God / Now the dead they rise ripping through the sod / Purgatory has to wait, but how can this be / The dead are free-the dead are free!
 Mad Collager: You know when you're walking in a bog and you step in dog doo, and all your flesh falls off? I HATE it when that happens!
Image 166686   03-10-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
271
 
 msmstud: @questionable -- It's glam rock; talent means nothing.
 questionable: how they hold their instruments!!!
 Albatross: I thought it was some kind of family secret @Bu7Z
 Borkf: J.S. Bark and Andy Borkfhol.
 Poncho: new simon and garfunkel looking a little ruff
 Bu7Z: We are searching for the new sound
Image 166685   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
137
 
 chhumphrey: @Peach bad question to ask a veteran... but if I had to guess I'd say national security?
 Science: @Peach: Because when they waste money, then can ask for more. The Air Force asks for money for a runway. They spend it on a Rec Center. They then go back and ask for more money for the runway. It's creative bookkeeping with imaginary money. Local govt can't use imaginary money like the feds.
 Peach: @chhumphrey How come the military never has to do wacky fundraisers?
 chhumphrey: @Science yup, and parents/kids have to sell all kinds of wacky fundraisers to bring in money that should be there.
 Bu7Z: @Science @jochenau I'd like to hear @Teechur @fanny respond to this
 jochenau: @Science That's good to know! Good in the sense that now I'm even sadder/more frustrated.
 Science: @jochenau: This isn't the correct forum, but being in local government, you'd be surprised how much money schools do get. It's just that the administration is often so corrupt and wasteful, that the kids get screwed.
 jochenau: @Science It's just now occurring to me that this and many other things in my elementary school days were just Corporate America cashing in on the government's failure to adequately fund public schools.
 RiderFan: The Gossip Girls show had seriously stylish outfits.
 Science: Hey kids - another Scholastic book fair is coming to your school! Buy overpriced books here!
 Bu7Z: Username/upload combo...
Image 166684   03-10-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
166
 
 msmstud: @effzeeceekay -- What am I looking at?
 CastleBravo: @Knice .......brb. Heading to the liquor store for a sec. anyone want anything?
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z just add heavily to chocolate milk and drink it on the bus.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z try some in a white russian.
 Knice: @Bu7Z 2 parts coffee to 1 part Jameson, scnapps to sweeten to taste. Slainte!
 SomeCanadian: @Bu7Z You're clearly not invested in this venture.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian and of course the dog wants some, we're doing shots and he's licking the glasses... No way all three of us would fit in the bath...
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian not sure if the missus and I would both fit in the bath together, and kinda ruins the 'alone' part.
 SomeCanadian: @Bu7Z Drink it by itself. From the bottle. Alone. In the bathtub. Crying optional.
 Poncho: something something fish to a knife fight
 Bu7Z: Warning, OFF TOPIC! Need cocktail suggestions involving butterscotch schnapps.
Image 166683   03-10-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
196
 
 Poncho: it's one of those egyptian strawberries
 Bu7Z: Who's taking pictures in my fridge?
Image 166682   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
230
 
 Telkwa: Self portrait of the Artist as a Freshman living in residence. circa: 1981.
 Bu7Z: I don't think even @Tokyopig could translate this...
Image 166681   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
847
 
 Beef Supreme: Choosing not to have children is the ultimate form of no confidence in a civilization. It's also the best double middle finger to the elites.
 Greek Fire: @AverageJoe What's retirement?
 anatolel: The world has more than enough children to cope with at the moment, and their labour doesn't seem to be paying for my retirement. I'll sleep in, thanks.
 redmonkey3: @eider - no one is going to
 Bu7Z: That silence will be your legacy, future generations will speak of thier elders, not of thier elders mate who always gave them shit for having kids
 eider: @AverageJoe I'm not gonna live that long.
 AverageJoe: If everybody thought like that, there wouldn't be anyone left to pay for your retirement
Image 166680   03-10-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
346
 
 VoR: I always liked. Cowabunger.
 tib gubb: PIZZA
 tokyopig: Pizza time!
 Bu7Z: "I've got splinter, you guys grab Michelangelo and lets make them kiss!"
Image 166679   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
355
 
 VoR: Ah yiss. Mutha nature's pumpkin penis.
 msmstud: @Niels Bohr -- That is some damn fine work.
 Warrax: I guess we know which pumpkin is gonna stud the next crop.
 chhumphrey: This is why farmers created "pumpkin chunkin'" contests, they're jealous
 Niels Bohr: @Knick indeed, it is engourdged.
 Knice: Ejacolantern.
 whiplash: It has a handle! Oh, wait, I see now...
 zodiacflash: I think she's brave enough.
 Bu7Z: It's a boy!
 tib gubb: congrats on your fucked up bravery tester pumpkin
 Teechur: Username/upload combo looks interesting.
Image 166678   03-10-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
794
 
 The Bees: this made me vote rad @SomeCanadian
 redmonkey3: This glassware is SO COOL! - sadly it only glows under blacklight, is a pleasing but not glowey pale green all other times... always Rad depression glass.
 birdythemighty: Class up your next dinner party!
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I used to infuse all my posts with RADium. But it was too rad. Peoples eyes started to bleed. Now the Spaceship has strict guidelines on the amount of rad in each post.
 WaffleIron: Tick tick ticketty means this photo is rad!
 Teechur: Good one, @Chest Rockwell ! vvv As in RADium!
 Chest Rockwell: Uranium glass is rad.
Image 166677   03-10-17   Uploaded by    camellia
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