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221654  Robespierre: Must be naptime.

221640  Robespierre: Someone's ankles are in danger.

221643  Robespierre: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.

221651  BlarfyB: @BaconCake "You stupid monkey!"

221645  Robespierre: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.

221646  Robespierre: Haole Owly.

221647  Robespierre: Been a while, eh?

221649  Robespierre: Do not even LOOK at any of these wires!

221650  Robespierre: Workin' in a coal mine, goin' down, down, down...

221652  Robespierre: No beef with this whatsoever.

221662  Fullhouse: 2 weeks later... "What the hell is wrong with my toothpaste!?"

221638  Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.

221649  tib gubb: please tell me all of those are properly shielded

221652  tib gubb: you mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito

221530  stunt nuts: And so it begins....

221632  Not A Bot: release me human and i will grant you three wishes for mercy

221643  WTF: I guess we now know how Ray likes it.

221660  kayjay: Im guessing there is a reason why the police and insurance companies did not think FedEx did this. More to the story.

221649  WTF: Ahhhhh-chooooo! (Entire internet goes down)

221657  ignatz: Jesus was here..

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221511 Science: Awesome mom!

221607 duckfarts: ugh, I hate helping Ed G. with his shopping

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221622 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?



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Score:
312
 
 VoR: I always liked. Cowabunger.
 tib gubb: PIZZA
 tokyopig: Pizza time!
 Bu7Z: "I've got splinter, you guys grab Michelangelo and lets make them kiss!"
Image 166679   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
323
 
 VoR: Ah yiss. Mutha nature's pumpkin penis.
 msmstud: @Niels Bohr -- That is some damn fine work.
 Warrax: I guess we know which pumpkin is gonna stud the next crop.
 chhumphrey: This is why farmers created "pumpkin chunkin'" contests, they're jealous
 Niels Bohr: @Knick indeed, it is engourdged.
 Knice: Ejacolantern.
 whiplash: It has a handle! Oh, wait, I see now...
 zodiacflash: I think she's brave enough.
 Bu7Z: It's a boy!
 tib gubb: congrats on your fucked up bravery tester pumpkin
 Teechur: Username/upload combo looks interesting.
Image 166678   03-10-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
794
 
 The Bees: this made me vote rad @SomeCanadian
 redmonkey3: This glassware is SO COOL! - sadly it only glows under blacklight, is a pleasing but not glowey pale green all other times... always Rad depression glass.
 birdythemighty: Class up your next dinner party!
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I used to infuse all my posts with RADium. But it was too rad. Peoples eyes started to bleed. Now the Spaceship has strict guidelines on the amount of rad in each post.
 WaffleIron: Tick tick ticketty means this photo is rad!
 Teechur: Good one, @Chest Rockwell ! vvv As in RADium!
 Chest Rockwell: Uranium glass is rad.
Image 166677   03-10-17   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
289
 
 redmonkey3: Only repairable by infinity plumbers
 Lestrange: Turn the damn shower off damn kid
 tokyopig: Beach no, don't do it! You're supposed to let them come to you!
Image 166676   03-10-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
229
 
 SpaceCow: "Hmm, fleshlights do not convert to useful sunglasses. Lesson learned."
 PenguinBartender: Ah, the "before" picture from Deadspace 2.
 Bu7Z: Jack in, tune out
 tib gubb: me after the lsd has set in
Image 166675   03-10-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
302
 
 DarkTeddy: I think its more provocative sans a comma @Niels Bohr
 CastleBravo: O.o. Heated mirrors. Nice.
 Niels Bohr: @DarkTeddy does your comment "sex sells people!" need a comma? I don't want to assume what you meant to say either. It's up to you.
 DarkTeddy: Sex sells people!!
 slurms: It falls over in the morning.
 Teechur: So, a one night stand in your sister's attic? I'll need to see a picture. Of the attic.
 tokyopig: It's a sign!
Image 166674   03-10-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
327
 
 MC Delta T: @Teechur same here
 Teechur: Good job! But you should have changed this sign, too.
 tokyopig: It's a sign!
Image 166673   03-10-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
199
 
 White Rice: @jochenau I could see 26 mpg on good highway conditions, but traffic/city driving would drive that to 20 (or less). I had an old CHP one, so it was a bit heavier, and I think I averaged 23-24 mpg, with a decent amount of highway driving during heavy commuter traffic. If they aren't asking for much, it'd be a good learner car for upping that mechanical skill (I had a single high school auto shop class under my belt, yet was able to replace the intake manifold, which was a full day experience (but saved me a couple grand in labor costs)). It'd be a fun spare car to have, but def not for primary commuting, unless absolutely necessary.
 jochenau: @White Rice Regular model. They swear it gets like 26mpg, which I find difficult to believe. Also I have negative talent in the field of car repair/mechanical things.
 redmonkey3: @Bu7Z - because 5-OH, good call on antenae
 White Rice: @jochenau they're tanks that can take a beating, but the mileage is pretty bad, and depending on the year (97 & older) certain engine parts were basically designed to fail (but can be replaced with a little know how and 8 hours of "working on my car" time) Is it a regular model, or a retired cop one?
 jochenau: I was just telling my family that I'm not sure I want to buy their old Crown Vic.
 Lestrange: Canine unit (not a cop).
 Bu7Z: Then why so many antennas?
 tokyopig: More like !NTRPMNT
 White Rice: So, I'm thinking it would be funny if an actual cop car had that as the plate (it'd still show as exempt, so still identifiable as actually a cop) and when someone complains about it, they just tell them they've got a 4.8, not a 5.0 (as that was a common crown Vic engine type for quite some time) Wouldn't ever actually happen, but I like the idea.
Image 166672   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
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 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Of course, if the team doesn't win, they end up in the doghouse.
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Gotta love a cold beer at the Ball Park during the dog days of summer. Also. Something something hot dogs.
 Shay: They don't call it Petco Park for nothing.
 Bu7Z: Must be hell stopping them from chasing the ball
 Teechur: Our local Class A ballpark has a day like that. All kinds of fun!
 tokyopig: I don't think I've ever seen a dog in a baseball stadium and now there's 3.
Image 166671   03-10-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
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 smarkles: @cenecia Yeah, definitely more east coast than west coast, in my experience.
 cenecia: Also, Illmatic was an amazing album. One of the only CDs I own.
 cenecia: @smarkles @Teechur It's a hiphop thing, kinda like Jordans. My buddy has been in the hiphop scene for years in and around Toronto and always has like 10 different pairs of Jordans to choose from. No other brand of shoe even crosses his mind. Some people are like this with Timbs. I hear Timbs are big in NYC, which makes sense when I see NAS here wearing 'em.
 smarkles: @Teechur As for prison, you just get the same sneakers no mater what, even for work detail. In the US anyway. Workboots, especially timberlands, are worn by many musicians, and they have a tendency to present themselves as living a glamorous life of excess and fun. That sort of lifestyle is appealing to most people, I think, but young people I think are more likely to put the look before the method, so to speak. If nothing else, whatever fashion is fancied by the person you fancy is instantly popular. I've worn some ridiculous stuff so that someone I like might like me back.
 cenecia: AG State of Mind
 Bu7Z: @Teechur they just look like work boots to me, so when your stoodints get jobs on work sites and have to wear them they'll complain about it.
 Teechur: @smarkles You have a point there. But I also hear that those boots are part of the prison culture. Not the best image to emulate.
 smarkles: @Teechur I'd venture that at least half the allure is that the uniform code says that they aren't allowed to. Other than that, same as always, they're emulating what people they aspire to be like wear.
 Teechur: What is the allure of those boots? My stoodints try to wear them even though the uniform code says they are not allowed to.
 tokyopig: Complex network access server life is good.
Image 166670   03-10-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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