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176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Score:
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 VoR: I always liked. Cowabunger.
 tib gubb: PIZZA
 tokyopig: Pizza time!
 Bu7Z: "I've got splinter, you guys grab Michelangelo and lets make them kiss!"
Image 166679   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
323
 
 VoR: Ah yiss. Mutha nature's pumpkin penis.
 msmstud: @Niels Bohr -- That is some damn fine work.
 Warrax: I guess we know which pumpkin is gonna stud the next crop.
 chhumphrey: This is why farmers created "pumpkin chunkin'" contests, they're jealous
 Niels Bohr: @Knick indeed, it is engourdged.
 Knice: Ejacolantern.
 whiplash: It has a handle! Oh, wait, I see now...
 zodiacflash: I think she's brave enough.
 Bu7Z: It's a boy!
 tib gubb: congrats on your fucked up bravery tester pumpkin
 Teechur: Username/upload combo looks interesting.
Image 166678   03-10-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
773
 
 The Bees: this made me vote rad @SomeCanadian
 redmonkey3: This glassware is SO COOL! - sadly it only glows under blacklight, is a pleasing but not glowey pale green all other times... always Rad depression glass.
 birdythemighty: Class up your next dinner party!
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I used to infuse all my posts with RADium. But it was too rad. Peoples eyes started to bleed. Now the Spaceship has strict guidelines on the amount of rad in each post.
 WaffleIron: Tick tick ticketty means this photo is rad!
 Teechur: Good one, @Chest Rockwell ! vvv As in RADium!
 Chest Rockwell: Uranium glass is rad.
Image 166677   03-10-17   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
272
 
 redmonkey3: Only repairable by infinity plumbers
 Lestrange: Turn the damn shower off damn kid
 tokyopig: Beach no, don't do it! You're supposed to let them come to you!
Image 166676   03-10-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
229
 
 SpaceCow: "Hmm, fleshlights do not convert to useful sunglasses. Lesson learned."
 PenguinBartender: Ah, the "before" picture from Deadspace 2.
 Bu7Z: Jack in, tune out
 tib gubb: me after the lsd has set in
Image 166675   03-10-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
302
 
 DarkTeddy: I think its more provocative sans a comma @Niels Bohr
 CastleBravo: O.o. Heated mirrors. Nice.
 Niels Bohr: @DarkTeddy does your comment "sex sells people!" need a comma? I don't want to assume what you meant to say either. It's up to you.
 DarkTeddy: Sex sells people!!
 slurms: It falls over in the morning.
 Teechur: So, a one night stand in your sister's attic? I'll need to see a picture. Of the attic.
 tokyopig: It's a sign!
Image 166674   03-10-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
327
 
 MC Delta T: @Teechur same here
 Teechur: Good job! But you should have changed this sign, too.
 tokyopig: It's a sign!
Image 166673   03-10-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
199
 
 White Rice: @jochenau I could see 26 mpg on good highway conditions, but traffic/city driving would drive that to 20 (or less). I had an old CHP one, so it was a bit heavier, and I think I averaged 23-24 mpg, with a decent amount of highway driving during heavy commuter traffic. If they aren't asking for much, it'd be a good learner car for upping that mechanical skill (I had a single high school auto shop class under my belt, yet was able to replace the intake manifold, which was a full day experience (but saved me a couple grand in labor costs)). It'd be a fun spare car to have, but def not for primary commuting, unless absolutely necessary.
 jochenau: @White Rice Regular model. They swear it gets like 26mpg, which I find difficult to believe. Also I have negative talent in the field of car repair/mechanical things.
 redmonkey3: @Bu7Z - because 5-OH, good call on antenae
 White Rice: @jochenau they're tanks that can take a beating, but the mileage is pretty bad, and depending on the year (97 & older) certain engine parts were basically designed to fail (but can be replaced with a little know how and 8 hours of "working on my car" time) Is it a regular model, or a retired cop one?
 jochenau: I was just telling my family that I'm not sure I want to buy their old Crown Vic.
 Lestrange: Canine unit (not a cop).
 Bu7Z: Then why so many antennas?
 tokyopig: More like !NTRPMNT
 White Rice: So, I'm thinking it would be funny if an actual cop car had that as the plate (it'd still show as exempt, so still identifiable as actually a cop) and when someone complains about it, they just tell them they've got a 4.8, not a 5.0 (as that was a common crown Vic engine type for quite some time) Wouldn't ever actually happen, but I like the idea.
Image 166672   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
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 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Of course, if the team doesn't win, they end up in the doghouse.
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Gotta love a cold beer at the Ball Park during the dog days of summer. Also. Something something hot dogs.
 Shay: They don't call it Petco Park for nothing.
 Bu7Z: Must be hell stopping them from chasing the ball
 Teechur: Our local Class A ballpark has a day like that. All kinds of fun!
 tokyopig: I don't think I've ever seen a dog in a baseball stadium and now there's 3.
Image 166671   03-10-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
315
 
 smarkles: @cenecia Yeah, definitely more east coast than west coast, in my experience.
 cenecia: Also, Illmatic was an amazing album. One of the only CDs I own.
 cenecia: @smarkles @Teechur It's a hiphop thing, kinda like Jordans. My buddy has been in the hiphop scene for years in and around Toronto and always has like 10 different pairs of Jordans to choose from. No other brand of shoe even crosses his mind. Some people are like this with Timbs. I hear Timbs are big in NYC, which makes sense when I see NAS here wearing 'em.
 smarkles: @Teechur As for prison, you just get the same sneakers no mater what, even for work detail. In the US anyway. Workboots, especially timberlands, are worn by many musicians, and they have a tendency to present themselves as living a glamorous life of excess and fun. That sort of lifestyle is appealing to most people, I think, but young people I think are more likely to put the look before the method, so to speak. If nothing else, whatever fashion is fancied by the person you fancy is instantly popular. I've worn some ridiculous stuff so that someone I like might like me back.
 cenecia: AG State of Mind
 Bu7Z: @Teechur they just look like work boots to me, so when your stoodints get jobs on work sites and have to wear them they'll complain about it.
 Teechur: @smarkles You have a point there. But I also hear that those boots are part of the prison culture. Not the best image to emulate.
 smarkles: @Teechur I'd venture that at least half the allure is that the uniform code says that they aren't allowed to. Other than that, same as always, they're emulating what people they aspire to be like wear.
 Teechur: What is the allure of those boots? My stoodints try to wear them even though the uniform code says they are not allowed to.
 tokyopig: Complex network access server life is good.
Image 166670   03-10-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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