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268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

268224  Mexico: @Nope but this is good anime

268224  Nope: no animes plse

268225  Nope: Woah, what did I ever do to you man?

268219  Nope: there were more than just 9 gags

268103  E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268218  Not A Bot: 1000 mile stare

268106  E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"

268228  Knice: I bet this woman votes. Do you?

268155  E. HONDA: Who's the plumber, Norman??

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. MrBoffo: 3678 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3338 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2306 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. catsanddogs: 1383 points
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Score:
283
 
 Kim: Thanks, mom.
 Mad Collager: This vase is done in the little-known Art Dicko style.
Image 166608   03-09-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
262
 
 BavidDowie: Your rug looks like brownies *Homer noise*
 ottorongo: oh yeah, I remember those!
Image 166607   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
678
 
 Science: Disco Attack is a side project for Party Cannon
 a robot: @Mad Collager Apparently, if you're too young to know those songs and/or have bad taste in music, Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback" also works
 Yam: Alright, so here's the 4-1-1 folks, say some 'gangstar' is dissing your fly girl... just give 'em one of these!
 fanny: @Mad Collager yes! i remember that from CPR class too!
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Mad Collager I think they choose the Beegees over Queen for obvious lyrical reasons
 BavidDowie: Panic!
 Side Boob: What if I don't want to avoid a disco attack?
 Mad Collager: Interestingly, people have really good memories for the tempo of certain songs. It turns out "Stayin' Alive" has the exact tempo required for the compressions in CPR. Also, "And Another One Bites the Dust". Really.
 Peter Pantsless: Disco Attack is the name of my dancing crew
 Warrax: On which step do you light your disco attacker on fire? This is important, I may be ahead of myself right now.
 Higdec: Gives new meaning to the beegee song "stayin alive"
Image 166606   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
459
 
 looch: I guess i don't have to go to the bathroom after all
 Ironass: I found out how to turn the lights off using Python.
 addend: Never show a snake how to turn the lights *off*.
 itskando: Wasting energy. Let me fix that for you
 illBilliam: Booping its snoot into your poot
 BavidDowie: This tp is super silky!
 Warrax: What in the holy hell did you eat!?
 ottorongo: get the light for me, will ya?
 tib gubb: poop snake doing me a frighten
Image 166605   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
425
 
 a robot: *in Australia
 tib gubb: done and done
Image 166604   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Sparkle Bucket
Score:
519
 
 Knice: I'm doing this one. #89919
 tokyopig: There is no god and painting is dead.
 Aspirin: Brains. God paints the sky with your brains.
Image 166603   03-09-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
399
 
 Kim: I don't know about this Doctor Who crossover...
 zodiacflash: Another one barfed in the helmet... No Mars trip for you.
 BavidDowie: In space, no one can hear you decree
 Mad Collager: It's ruff out in space.
Image 166602   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
816
 
 Flarmie: At least he isn't painting dicks.
 ottorongo: should've been a squirrel though.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Derp Herpigan adding the cat in was a master stroke.
 Derp Herpigan: Happy little Carpathians
Image 166601   03-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
934
 
 XLY: hail satan
 DrinkMixMan: @Dresdenkeogh Someone's been bitten by the comedy bug!
 Dresdenkeogh: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Image 166600   03-09-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
299
 
 tib gubb: spoilers: it never panned out and I personally was let down by the foreshadowing
 Scoo: I've heard they wear a lot more orange there than black
Image 166599   03-09-17   Uploaded by    canada
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