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258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

258407  Bagels: Is this a catdam or a guncat?

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258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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 ottorongo: I haven't seen an "if you're brave enough" in a while.
 whiplash: Sheryl didn't earn much as a Rutabaga Vendor at the stadium, but it was honest work.
 Chest Rockwell: Staff of bravery.
 UseYourName: Must be for the catcher
 ghostly: major league butt plug
 tokyopig: BAHHHTPLAHGS! GETCHYA BAHHHTPLAHGS!
 jazzjunkie: Cmon. Leave a comment. If you're brave enough.
Image 166479   03-09-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
694
 
 Hokie333: -(MEATY WHACK) -(BOTH CHUCKLE)
 Kim: Culture.
 i peed a lil: @mrwiffler I DID. All I had to do was click Reload or the Back arrow or something and three more job offers came pouring in. The Friendly Spaceship is a MIRACLE, I tell you!
 funny in the wall: it's a nearly leather free leather daddy
 hearsegirl: @ghostly awesome song, awesome album..
 craftjunk: Just an ordinary afternoon where I'm from: Nightmareville.
 mrwiffler: @Robespierre So you got offered six new jobs?
 kinggheedra: There's a lot to unpack here.
 anonimos: I got offered three new jobs from looking at this
 Vorm Gongo: I got offered three new jobs from looking at this
 whiplash: I'm eating a hot dog, but it doesn't mean anything.
 ghostly: On a warm sanfranciscan night
 tib gubb: oh great, I'm gay now.
 tokyopig: Willkommen lurkers
 Bu7Z: She seems to be enjoying a sandwich. Good for her.
 AverageJoe: nothing to see here, keep scrolling
Image 166478   03-09-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
184
 
 Annoying Vegan : FarmersOnly.com?
 jochenau: I like this, I think it'll be my new go-to excuse. "We're having a party tonight, can you come?" "Ah, no, sorry, I got roosters to take care of."
 a robot: This could be us but you have huge problems with cropping
 Flarmie: I wouldn't worry about them. They ain't gonna die.
 tokyopig: I guess someone's gonna be taking care of their own chicken while you're taking care of those roosters then huh?
Image 166477   03-09-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
775
 
 jochenau: @ghostly Honestly, my estimate is that Disney is more popular in Japan than in America.
 ghostly: and news of donald reaches japan
 AverageJoe: a sailor duck? that's the most stupid thing I've ever heard
 tokyopig: Functionally equivalent of tuna-fish.
 enfanta: I am the very model of the modern major floofiness, I've information totes adorb, very rad and boopiness...
 jazzjunkie: This rooster needs taking care of
Image 166476   03-09-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
49
 
 caitelyn: Yuuuuuuck.
 grizzly: @tokyopig deferred diarrhea is what I call life.
 tokyopig: Dip to chip ratio seems about right for maximizing both the amount of immediate enjoyment and deferred diarrhea.
 enfanta: "No comments yet." Well, if you can't say anything nice...
Image 166475   03-09-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
224
 
 Annoying Vegan : Charcoal Twizzlers never caught on, but rainbow Mike n Ikes proved very popular.
 Lestrange: @redmonkey3 also available as a suppository (pictured)
 redmonkey3: The long rumored Gay Pills!
Image 166474   03-09-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
419
 
 funny in the wall: moomin trolls get autorads
 huskyboy: Moomin is so good!
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh little My..,
 RiderFan: Rad for Moomin.
 tokyopig: But little My, what if everyone around me is silly and and inefficient? Do I tell them that that most the work they do has been done before or just smile and keep taking the easy paychecks? I mean the money is pretty good...
Image 166473   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
196
 
 meeza: 2nd Nation won
 skunkrocker: Not sure what's happening and not sure I like it.
 cenecia: Long ago our continent was inhabited by Peoples of the First Nations. Except Quebec because even back then, nobody liked Quebec.
 Bu7Z: Australians grossly underrepresented
 AverageJoe: I'd like to send this missive to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for this afternoon auto-gyro?
 tib gubb: that makes a lot more sense
 Peter Pantsless: It's about time we got a new Crimson Skies game
 tokyopig: I uh... don't remember the Shadowrun map quite like this.
 Derp Herpigan: This is different than what my geography books told me...
Image 166472   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
460
 
 whiplash: It's called "upselling" and you just fell for it!
 Lestrange: That's nice
 redmonkey3: Share with GIR!
 tokyopig: Savanah 5m ago: I know we were gonna split that 40 but I spent too much money on tacos... can you spot me? I'll give you some tacos...
 tokyopig: Savanah 8m ago: We did drive-through at Taco Bell to get munchies today and we got that same girl who always messes with us because she can tell we're stoned.
 piranharama: Yeah, what are you whining about?
 tib gubb: sounds like a win to me
Image 166471   03-09-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
403
 
 Wort Mumpus: American ingenuity. Shhhh, don't tell him he could have just driven the car...
 Mr. Shine: Nice cardboard.
 Teechur: All that work and you painted it THAT color?
 ghostly: the other model was worse
 jazzjunkie: I ship it.
Image 166470   03-09-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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