Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Side Boob
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Telkwa
9. Not A Bot
10. Dr Awkward

The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1374 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1009 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (902 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (874 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 12984 points
 2. Side Boob: 6102 points
 3. barfolomew: 5889 points
 4. fanny: 3753 points
 5. WannaBee: 3703 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3309 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 634
Registered users online in past hour: 2032

Average image score (last 24 hours): 321

Total number of comments: 1325075
Total number of images: 249373

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122848
XP needed for green ranking: 41668
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 tokyopig: His bark is worse than his beak.
 Warrax: Let freedom butt-scoot all through the land.
 Kim: Sniffs out Freedom
 Mr. Butt: Look at those low rates!
 sparename: Beagle
Image 166383   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Minx
 WTF: Alf is back... in Pog form.
 Dr Awkward: *smashes slammer into TV screen*
 Kim: *flashes back to a million circles of cardboard and metal*
 werterland: Someone piloted a sitcom about planograms in the 80s?
Image 166382   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
 raditzu: I need that so very much!
 TwoChewbaccas: Finally, a computer accessory that will let me control the flow of time.
 copunter: FINALLY!!1 sheesh
 Scoo: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two wheels at the same time, man.
 drtofu: They see me rollin', they hatin'
 Lestrange: Ideal for complex algebra over R.
 Knice: Woohoo!! *drives mouse around desk while making drivey noises* [SCREEE-Bbbrbrbrbrbbrrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbbrbrbrrrbbrrrr]
Image 166381   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 raditzu: God, give me patiencs, don't give me strength cuz i'll kill them all...
 ThatGuy: @tritium did you just assume their gender!?
 whiplash: Come on, threes! Baby needs a Yahtzee!
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Probably pooping
 Dan Tagonistic: @tritium Yessss *fist pump*
 Scoo: MUST... CONTROL... FIST... OF DEATH (with meditation, natch)
 Bill Rye: "Heck yes, my period is over"
 tritium: @Dan Tagonistic Well, this is a woman.
 PenguinBartender: "Yus." (or "hell no," hard to tell)
 Mr. Butt: In order to fist, you must become the fist.
 werterland: She has nice hair.
 Dan Tagonistic: Happy women's day?
Image 166380   03-08-17   Uploaded by    genius
 Shay: Very courteous of you Arnold Bocklin.
 Warrax: Hey... wanna get stoned?
 werterland: Whoa! SHE does NOT have nice hair!
Image 166379   03-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 Sauce Packets: "Misery Trainnnnnn / Thirteen leeches lo-ong..."
 fanny: lol @DrinkMixMan what on earth did you search to come up with these?! (rad:)
 Warrax: Neptunian culinary school.
 Mad Collager: While slime guitar gently weeps...
 Judge Bread: "Oh, Good Hunter"
 yev: is it kurt cobain? hanson? can't tell anymore. cool basse though
 SkidSolo: Slug solo.
 VoR: She loves it really
Image 166378   03-08-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 E. HONDA: yeah I'll take a shot of OJ, and keep 'em coming
 ottorongo: forced perspective, the salt is waaaaaay closer.
 WTF: And for $2.99 no less.
 hearsegirl: @Musician man that thing is huuuge!!
 Scoo: Dammit, son, I said I want a BIG salt shaker
 thecraftywolf: i don't understand not which is bigger but how did they make this
 Musician: OJ for Tiny Elvis?
Image 166377   03-08-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 Urn BooUrn: It's my fucking seat, Steve. Quit crying and get your own.
 PenguinBartender: "...Are you f***ing kidding me?"
 scribbs: Belongs on the cover of a Pratchett novel.
 sparename: "Hair of the dog, please"
Image 166376   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 BavidDowie: It's OK. It's switcherinoed.
 LKoroton: You see blasphemy. I see innocence
 tokyopig: Adult: Little girls should not smoke and drink. Child: That's fine because I'm a boy.
 KrazyKat: S'ok, it's grape juice.
 Wookiee: Something something catholic school girls.
 Bill Rye: You gotta teach kids early about being cool
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, no smoking alcohol!
 VoR: Ahh the 70s
 Lestrange: That, right there, is how you end up with Amoria Phlebitis.
 Knice: No. Nononono. :-(
Image 166375   03-08-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 tokyopig: HIT IT.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peter Pantsless Co-Cosmonauts :)
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic anytime space friend
 Dan Tagonistic: Much obliged @Peter Pantsless
 Dan Tagonistic: #164852
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #164852
 Dan Tagonistic: grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburger?=164852
 Dan Tagonistic: No? How do you post links to images guys?
 Dan Tagonistic: Image 164852
 Dan Tagonistic: 164852
 SomeCanadian: I hope this is high-proof
 San DoDo: Fine, I'll leave
 tritium: Well, this'll solve some problems. Like, for instance, your face.
 Peter Pantsless: No drinking any marijuanas, either
Image 166374   03-08-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Page 1 ... 8297 8298 8299 8300 8301 8302 8303 ... 24937 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.