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233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

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9. Side Boob
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233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)



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 tokyopig: His bark is worse than his beak.
 Warrax: Let freedom butt-scoot all through the land.
 Kim: Sniffs out Freedom
 Mr. Butt: Look at those low rates!
 sparename: Beagle
Image 166383   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
342
 
 WTF: Alf is back... in Pog form.
 Dr Awkward: *smashes slammer into TV screen*
 Kim: *flashes back to a million circles of cardboard and metal*
 werterland: Someone piloted a sitcom about planograms in the 80s?
Image 166382   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
385
 
 raditzu: I need that so very much!
 TwoChewbaccas: Finally, a computer accessory that will let me control the flow of time.
 copunter: FINALLY!!1 sheesh
 Scoo: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two wheels at the same time, man.
 drtofu: They see me rollin', they hatin'
 Lestrange: Ideal for complex algebra over R.
 Knice: Woohoo!! *drives mouse around desk while making drivey noises* [SCREEE-Bbbrbrbrbrbbrrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbbrbrbrrrbbrrrr]
Image 166381   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
211
 
 raditzu: God, give me patiencs, don't give me strength cuz i'll kill them all...
 ThatGuy: @tritium did you just assume their gender!?
 whiplash: Come on, threes! Baby needs a Yahtzee!
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Probably pooping
 Dan Tagonistic: @tritium Yessss *fist pump*
 Scoo: MUST... CONTROL... FIST... OF DEATH (with meditation, natch)
 Bill Rye: "Heck yes, my period is over"
 tritium: @Dan Tagonistic Well, this is a woman.
 PenguinBartender: "Yus." (or "hell no," hard to tell)
 Mr. Butt: In order to fist, you must become the fist.
 werterland: She has nice hair.
 Dan Tagonistic: Happy women's day?
Image 166380   03-08-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
240
 
 Shay: Very courteous of you Arnold Bocklin.
 Warrax: Hey... wanna get stoned?
 werterland: Whoa! SHE does NOT have nice hair!
Image 166379   03-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
456
 
 Robespierre: "Misery Trainnnnnn / Thirteen leeches lo-ong..."
 fanny: lol @DrinkMixMan what on earth did you search to come up with these?! (rad:)
 Warrax: Neptunian culinary school.
 Mad Collager: While slime guitar gently weeps...
 Judge Bread: "Oh, Good Hunter"
 yev: is it kurt cobain? hanson? can't tell anymore. cool basse though
 SkidSolo: Slug solo.
 VoR: She loves it really
Image 166378   03-08-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
205
 
 E. HONDA: yeah I'll take a shot of OJ, and keep 'em coming
 ottorongo: forced perspective, the salt is waaaaaay closer.
 WTF: And for $2.99 no less.
 hearsegirl: @Musician man that thing is huuuge!!
 Scoo: Dammit, son, I said I want a BIG salt shaker
 thecraftywolf: i don't understand not which is bigger but how did they make this
 Musician: OJ for Tiny Elvis?
Image 166377   03-08-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
616
 
 Urn BooUrn: It's my fucking seat, Steve. Quit crying and get your own.
 PenguinBartender: "...Are you f***ing kidding me?"
 scribbs: Belongs on the cover of a Pratchett novel.
 sparename: "Hair of the dog, please"
Image 166376   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
434
 
 BavidDowie: It's OK. It's switcherinoed.
 LKoroton: You see blasphemy. I see innocence
 tokyopig: Adult: Little girls should not smoke and drink. Child: That's fine because I'm a boy.
 KrazyKat: S'ok, it's grape juice.
 Wookiee: Something something catholic school girls.
 Bill Rye: You gotta teach kids early about being cool
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, no smoking alcohol!
 VoR: Ahh the 70s
 Lestrange: That, right there, is how you end up with Amoria Phlebitis.
 Knice: No. Nononono. :-(
Image 166375   03-08-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
653
 
 tokyopig: HIT IT.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peter Pantsless Co-Cosmonauts :)
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic anytime space friend
 Dan Tagonistic: Much obliged @Peter Pantsless
 Dan Tagonistic: #164852
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #164852
 Dan Tagonistic: grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburger?=164852
 Dan Tagonistic: No? How do you post links to images guys?
 Dan Tagonistic: Image 164852
 Dan Tagonistic: 164852
 SomeCanadian: I hope this is high-proof
 San DoDo: Fine, I'll leave
 tritium: Well, this'll solve some problems. Like, for instance, your face.
 Peter Pantsless: No drinking any marijuanas, either
Image 166374   03-08-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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