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273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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 Warrax: Let freedom butt-scoot all through the land.
 Kim: Sniffs out Freedom
 Mr. Butt: Look at those low rates!
 sparename: Beagle
Image 166383   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Minx
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 generic: *smashes slammer into TV screen*
 Kim: *flashes back to a million circles of cardboard and metal*
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Image 166381   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
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 Dan Tagonistic: @tritium Yessss *fist pump*
 Scoo: MUST... CONTROL... FIST... OF DEATH (with meditation, natch)
 Bill Rye: "Heck yes, my period is over"
 tritium: @Dan Tagonistic Well, this is a woman.
 PenguinBartender: "Yus." (or "hell no," hard to tell)
 Mr. Butt: In order to fist, you must become the fist.
 werterland: She has nice hair.
 Dan Tagonistic: Happy women's day?
Image 166380   03-08-17   Uploaded by    genius
 Shay: Very courteous of you Arnold Bocklin.
 Warrax: Hey... wanna get stoned?
 werterland: Whoa! SHE does NOT have nice hair!
Image 166379   03-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 Sauce Packets: "Misery Trainnnnnn / Thirteen leeches lo-ong..."
 fanny: lol @DrinkMixMan what on earth did you search to come up with these?! (rad:)
 Warrax: Neptunian culinary school.
 Mad Collager: While slime guitar gently weeps...
 Judge Bread: "Oh, Good Hunter"
 yev: is it kurt cobain? hanson? can't tell anymore. cool basse though
 SkidSolo: Slug solo.
 GiveMePlus: She loves it really
Image 166378   03-08-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 E. HONDA: yeah I'll take a shot of OJ, and keep 'em coming
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 WTF: And for $2.99 no less.
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 Scoo: Dammit, son, I said I want a BIG salt shaker
 jem: i don't understand not which is bigger but how did they make this
 Musician: OJ for Tiny Elvis?
Image 166377   03-08-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 Urn BooUrn: It's my fucking seat, Steve. Quit crying and get your own.
 PenguinBartender: "...Are you f***ing kidding me?"
 scribbs: Belongs on the cover of a Pratchett novel.
 sparename: "Hair of the dog, please"
Image 166376   03-08-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 BavidDowie: It's OK. It's switcherinoed.
 LKoroton: You see blasphemy. I see innocence
 tokyopig: Adult: Little girls should not smoke and drink. Child: That's fine because I'm a boy.
 KrazyKat: S'ok, it's grape juice.
 Wookiee: Something something catholic school girls.
 Bill Rye: You gotta teach kids early about being cool
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, no smoking alcohol!
 flommmm: Ahh the 70s
 Lestrange: That, right there, is how you end up with Amoria Phlebitis.
 Knice: No. Nononono. :-(
Image 166375   03-08-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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 Dan Tagonistic: @Peter Pantsless Co-Cosmonauts :)
 Peter Pantsless: @Dan Tagonistic anytime space friend
 Dan Tagonistic: Much obliged @Peter Pantsless
 Dan Tagonistic: #164852
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 Dan Tagonistic: grilledloinfriendly spaceshipburger?=164852
 Dan Tagonistic: No? How do you post links to images guys?
 Dan Tagonistic: Image 164852
 Dan Tagonistic: 164852
 SomeCanadian: I hope this is high-proof
 San DoDo: Fine, I'll leave
 tritium: Well, this'll solve some problems. Like, for instance, your face.
 Peter Pantsless: No drinking any marijuanas, either
Image 166374   03-08-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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