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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea



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Score:
353
 
 apoxia: beep beep boop!
 Wookiee: Damnit. BYOB Kenobi shaved R2-bacca again.
 Wet farts: Meth, not even once.
 wolfpk: R2-D2's later years were not very good.
 White Male: Whoa ... Star Wars really DID come out a long time ago.
Image 166216   03-07-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
636
 
 trelyate: get three more to start the apocalypse!
 Warrax: Later all, my ride is here.
 hearsegirl: Gene Autry museum not as expected.
 zennoo: get a room
 bug: *cue Castlevania music*
 tokyopig: Dude you should work out. You have like, no muscle at all.
 funny in the wall: On every level but physical, I am a horse skeleton
 piranharama: I must see this with a dinosaur skeleton
 tritium: @Robespierre DOOT-HAW!
 earl: YEE-HAW!
Image 166215   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
254
 
 Nope: Ohhh you wanted three jars....
Image 166214   03-07-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
334
 
 SpaceCow: Heartburn can strike at anytime.
 whiplash: See, now this is what happens if you don't shave your armpits, ladies.
 apoxia: Flying fish chic.
 jochenau: PORCUPINE WINS. FATALITY
 LurkedMoar: She took more just an arrow to the knee
 TFChicken: I too display my plumage when searching for a mate
 sparename: My fibre-optic lamp is broken
 wolfpk: That looks painful.
 Spray Tan: Shiver me timbers!
 Bast Relief: She's an open book.
 Teechur: Good luck with the acupuncture treatments.
 NoRagrets: She ded.
Image 166213   03-07-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
382
 
 Beef Supreme: The box must be opened while listening to Rush at maximum volume. It is permissible to air drum along.
 WaffleIron: Why can't I own?
 Niels Bohr: @TFChicken wow! I'll take 3!
 jochenau: Really, it's the least you can do. You gave us Justin Bieber, so you can hang on to Frozen for a while at least.
 Shay: Clearly Canadian.
 TFChicken: Contents: one Zamboni, one hockey stick, one gallon of maple syrup, and one nationalized health care system
 cenecia: It is... for now at least.
 VoR: I think it's stay frosty..
 scribbs: Harsh.
Image 166212   03-07-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
584
 
 enfanta: What? I won the bet fair and square! Ask him!
 wolfpk: Getty up!
 Extreme Locorito: Genuine Jockey.
 Teechur: Brokeborkf Mountain reboot is looking a little strange.
 scribbs: At least one of them finds this undignified.
 hearsegirl: wheaten patience.
Image 166211   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
541
 
 Zochrot: .....destroyer of worlds
 mrwiffler: The "Thing Thinger". Does many and varied things to other things.
 whiplash: World's Largest Can Opener.
 Cami: New GTA looking interesting.
 Niels Bohr: @ch wow, that is a thing that exists. Thanks for making my world a little bigger.
 ch: youtube.com/…
 LurkedMoar: WITNESS ME
 TFChicken: Swiss Army Crane
 VoR: Dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig diggity dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
 scribbs: I've discovered an easier way to cut the cheese.
 KyleisBobDole: I saw what you did there.
 funny in the wall: @tritium I feel like there's a yo momma joke in there, possibly having to do with @a robot
 Derp Herpigan: This isn't even my final form.
 ignatz: OmmNomNom
 tritium: The Bagger-288, the largest vehicle ever made.
Image 166210   03-07-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
593
 
 Jotun: Amazing grandmother game is strong
 Zukero: I'm guessing it's some kind of punishment for adulterous women.
 a robot: She's got weird toes.
 Mad Collager: Bear with me Honey, this is going to be the cat's pajamas!
 jochenau: "Uggghh fine you caught me, you got the kittens back, can I go now?" "Ma'am, you do realize that kitten smuggling is a very serious offense?"
 TFChicken: In some ways, redundant
 Side Boob: You two guys have a weird fetish.
 scribbs: I wonder what the men's pants are full of, and why they get long johns.
 hearsegirl: "geez guys...again with this?"
 funny in the wall: more fun and less painful with ferrets
 White Rice: I though small-animals-in-pants for gambling purposes was illegal?
 WTF: Maybe this is what Trump meant...
 SkidSolo: How many pussies can you fit in a pair of trousers?
Image 166209   03-07-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Image 166208 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by male anon. Boo, male anon.
Score:
590
 
 BILL DOOR: @a robot I HAVE TO TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY. IT'D BE SILLY IF PEOPLE WENT AROUND GETTING KILLED WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING ALL THE TIME.
 yev: just give me your real name, ethan hawk, and i'll send them the present on your behalf
 a robot: @BILL DOOR you take your job way too seriously. I mean, I'm a robot but I haven't even STARTED to kill all humans yet. At least not the Spaceship friends.
 jochenau: @BILL DOOR Not to be overly morbid, but if @WTF stops posting next Wednesday I'll be sad :(
 BILL DOOR: @enfanta ALSO I THINK MY SHIFT KEY MIGHT BE STUCK. PROBABLY SOME CURRY IN THE KEYBOARD.
 enfanta: @ArchStanton As one of the personifications of death, pretty much everything he says is tremendously important. (Google discworld)
 ArchStanton: Why is @BILL DOOR always shouting?
 BILL DOOR: @WTF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS, BUT IF THAT IS YOUR INTENTION YOU OUGHT TO GET TO IT BY NEXT WEDNESDAY.
 WTF: Before I die I want to hold a sign on a street corner that says "I'm not asking for money, I just like holding signs while waving."
 funny in the wall: even the homeless are not insulated from pop culture. i guess i'll have to find another way
 BILL DOOR: HIS SIGN SHOWS THAT HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, BUT ONLY BECAUSE FUNNY SIGNS ARE MORE LIKELY TO ELICIT AID. HE HAS NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT AND NOWHERE TO REST HIS HEAD; WHERE IS THE SOCIAL SAFETY NET? WHY MUST ONE RESORT TO BEGGING IN THIS LAND OF PLENTY? HUNDREDS OF POUNDS OF FOOD ARE THROWN AWAY EVERY DAY AT OUR GROCERIES WHILE FAMILIES STARVE, AND NONE BAT AN EYE.
 Lestrange: Well, he isn't wrong.
Image 166207   03-07-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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