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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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Score:
353
 
 apoxia: beep beep boop!
 Wookiee: Damnit. BYOB Kenobi shaved R2-bacca again.
 Wet farts: Meth, not even once.
 wolfpk: R2-D2's later years were not very good.
 White Male: Whoa ... Star Wars really DID come out a long time ago.
Image 166216   03-07-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
636
 
 trelyate: get three more to start the apocalypse!
 Warrax: Later all, my ride is here.
 hearsegirl: Gene Autry museum not as expected.
 zennoo: get a room
 bug: *cue Castlevania music*
 tokyopig: Dude you should work out. You have like, no muscle at all.
 funny in the wall: On every level but physical, I am a horse skeleton
 piranharama: I must see this with a dinosaur skeleton
 tritium: @Robespierre DOOT-HAW!
 earl: YEE-HAW!
Image 166215   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
254
 
 Nope: Ohhh you wanted three jars....
Image 166214   03-07-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
334
 
 SpaceCow: Heartburn can strike at anytime.
 whiplash: See, now this is what happens if you don't shave your armpits, ladies.
 apoxia: Flying fish chic.
 jochenau: PORCUPINE WINS. FATALITY
 LurkedMoar: She took more just an arrow to the knee
 TFChicken: I too display my plumage when searching for a mate
 sparename: My fibre-optic lamp is broken
 wolfpk: That looks painful.
 Spray Tan: Shiver me timbers!
 Bast Relief: She's an open book.
 Teechur: Good luck with the acupuncture treatments.
 NoRagrets: She ded.
Image 166213   03-07-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
382
 
 Beef Supreme: The box must be opened while listening to Rush at maximum volume. It is permissible to air drum along.
 WaffleIron: Why can't I own?
 Niels Bohr: @TFChicken wow! I'll take 3!
 jochenau: Really, it's the least you can do. You gave us Justin Bieber, so you can hang on to Frozen for a while at least.
 Shay: Clearly Canadian.
 TFChicken: Contents: one Zamboni, one hockey stick, one gallon of maple syrup, and one nationalized health care system
 cenecia: It is... for now at least.
 Amiga 1000: I think it's stay frosty..
 scribbs: Harsh.
Image 166212   03-07-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
584
 
 enfanta: What? I won the bet fair and square! Ask him!
 wolfpk: Getty up!
 Extreme Locorito: Genuine Jockey.
 Teechur: Brokeborkf Mountain reboot is looking a little strange.
 scribbs: At least one of them finds this undignified.
 hearsegirl: wheaten patience.
Image 166211   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
541
 
 Zochrot: .....destroyer of worlds
 mrwiffler: The "Thing Thinger". Does many and varied things to other things.
 whiplash: World's Largest Can Opener.
 Cami: New GTA looking interesting.
 Niels Bohr: @ch wow, that is a thing that exists. Thanks for making my world a little bigger.
 ch: youtube.com/…
 LurkedMoar: WITNESS ME
 TFChicken: Swiss Army Crane
 flying sheep: Dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig diggity dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
 scribbs: I've discovered an easier way to cut the cheese.
 KyleisBobDole: I saw what you did there.
 funny in the wall: @tritium I feel like there's a yo momma joke in there, possibly having to do with @a robot
 Derp Herpigan: This isn't even my final form.
 courtney: OmmNomNom
 tritium: The Bagger-288, the largest vehicle ever made.
Image 166210   03-07-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
593
 
 Jotun: Amazing grandmother game is strong
 Zukero: I'm guessing it's some kind of punishment for adulterous women.
 a robot: She's got weird toes.
 Mad Collager: Bear with me Honey, this is going to be the cat's pajamas!
 jochenau: "Uggghh fine you caught me, you got the kittens back, can I go now?" "Ma'am, you do realize that kitten smuggling is a very serious offense?"
 TFChicken: In some ways, redundant
 Side Boob: You two guys have a weird fetish.
 scribbs: I wonder what the men's pants are full of, and why they get long johns.
 hearsegirl: "geez guys...again with this?"
 funny in the wall: more fun and less painful with ferrets
 White Rice: I though small-animals-in-pants for gambling purposes was illegal?
 WTF: Maybe this is what Trump meant...
 SkidSolo: How many pussies can you fit in a pair of trousers?
Image 166209   03-07-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Image 166208 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by male anon. You have brought shame on us, male anon.
Score:
590
 
 BILL DOOR: @a robot I HAVE TO TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY. IT'D BE SILLY IF PEOPLE WENT AROUND GETTING KILLED WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING ALL THE TIME.
 yev: just give me your real name, ethan hawk, and i'll send them the present on your behalf
 a robot: @BILL DOOR you take your job way too seriously. I mean, I'm a robot but I haven't even STARTED to kill all humans yet. At least not the Spaceship friends.
 jochenau: @BILL DOOR Not to be overly morbid, but if @WTF stops posting next Wednesday I'll be sad :(
 BILL DOOR: @enfanta ALSO I THINK MY SHIFT KEY MIGHT BE STUCK. PROBABLY SOME CURRY IN THE KEYBOARD.
 enfanta: @ArchStanton As one of the personifications of death, pretty much everything he says is tremendously important. (Google discworld)
 ArchStanton: Why is @BILL DOOR always shouting?
 BILL DOOR: @WTF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS, BUT IF THAT IS YOUR INTENTION YOU OUGHT TO GET TO IT BY NEXT WEDNESDAY.
 WTF: Before I die I want to hold a sign on a street corner that says "I'm not asking for money, I just like holding signs while waving."
 funny in the wall: even the homeless are not insulated from pop culture. i guess i'll have to find another way
 BILL DOOR: HIS SIGN SHOWS THAT HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, BUT ONLY BECAUSE FUNNY SIGNS ARE MORE LIKELY TO ELICIT AID. HE HAS NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT AND NOWHERE TO REST HIS HEAD; WHERE IS THE SOCIAL SAFETY NET? WHY MUST ONE RESORT TO BEGGING IN THIS LAND OF PLENTY? HUNDREDS OF POUNDS OF FOOD ARE THROWN AWAY EVERY DAY AT OUR GROCERIES WHILE FAMILIES STARVE, AND NONE BAT AN EYE.
 Lestrange: Well, he isn't wrong.
Image 166207   03-07-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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