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249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 tib gubb: this seems like a plan with no drawbacks
 Wookiee: The 50's where soooo innocent.
 Beef Supreme: Little girl Fukushima'd herself.
 jochenau: She must be crazy strong to carry a bag of uranium like that.
 Snake Jesus: my love for uranium is approaching criticality
 whiplash: Until I die from radiation poisoning, that is!
 tritium: I'll use you to smack people that displease me!
 chhumphrey: @Knice The relationship only worked because she's already been disfigured by the radiation, taking out both elbows and knees.
 Micro Jackson: I had a comment, but I depleted it
 Knice: He was active, and knew how to heat things up; but unfortunately their relationship was unstable and eventually he split.
Image 166167   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: Hurry! Someone call Mulder!
 Fett4life: Triumph, the Insult Comic Trouser.
 piranharama: Soon.
 werterland: I'd be angry, too, if I made it to the clearance rack after months of being farted on with no one committing to me. *checks OKCupid account*
 underwear: Are those buffet pants with thigh rub reinforcements? I'm in.
 Dr Awkward: Those butt pockets were giving me the stink-eye.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: angry pants are angry
 annterland: @Derp Herpigan probably why he's pantless.
 chhumphrey: @Derp Herpigan Maybe, and it's not amused
 bug: Official pants of the Spacing Guild Navigators
 DrinkMixMan: Wear me, you lil bitch
 Derp Herpigan: Enemy of @Peter Pantsless?
Image 166166   03-07-17   Uploaded by    topcity
 raditzu: Not gonna dance tonight
 Entertainmentalist: Fraley's Robot Repair
 enfanta: "I'm tired of punching a clock." "Dude, you *are* a clock."
 hearsegirl: anybody else hear herbie hancock?
 illBilliam: "Father, give me legs!"
 chhumphrey: This repair bay is full
 Meow: H.E.L.P.eR. has seen better days
 Micro Jackson: Hangin around, nothin to do but frown...
Image 166165   03-07-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 SpaceCow: Crysis 3 - Back to the Eighties
 Hokie333: @BILL DOOR Nah, he's not firing lasers from his biceps. (yet.)
 Benana: Jazz torso!
 Snake Jesus: This is like if Ted Stryker from Airplane! went into painting as his day job.
 kate2point0: Touche!
 SomeCanadian: Not sure where his junk went. Clearly not in the normal spot. Maybe I'm being close-minded and he's trans.
 funny in the wall: My abs got abs
 Mr. Butt: Daddy!
 DrPhibes: Turrican!
Image 166164   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Beeble: Unless you're a police officer. Then it's either dead or in jail and then dead.
 RiderFan: Good to see the hearse driver from Burnt Offerings is still working.
 Kim: "For more information, please reread" Huh... Must be subliminal.
 Micro Jackson: Also, beatings
 Dresdenkeogh: Thanks mom.
 a sedated moose: Then I must be healthy as a horse!
Image 166163   03-07-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 166162 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by alborland. Your image was bad, alborland.
 LurkedMoar: @ignatz Got caught up in my excitement there, didn't even get to your post, but indeed! They are also huge
 werterland: Early shot from the new season of Game of Thrones: the peasants rise up to take the throne back from warring nobles.
 Micro Jackson: Well, blow me down!
 VoR: I was never any good with matchstick models
 ignatz: Theo Jansen's (sp?) strandbeests are absolutely awesome. These one can walk into the wind FFS!
Image 166161   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Image 166160 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. You have brought shame on us, Soy Peso.
 apoxia: My two favourite things.
 Cami: @Knice You can return to your vice after pets.
 bug: Damn, we're almost out of cats.
 Micro Jackson: Hey! You supposed to be beer!
 Knice: The cutest intervention ever.
 cenecia: Let's see we got Corona, a kitten, purple stuff, OOH SUNNY D!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one cool cat
 VoR: Enjoy kittens chilled with a wedge of lemon over ice.
Image 166159   03-07-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
 Amy Housewine: The Friendly Spaceship is about to beam him up for probing.
 VoR: After trekking for miles he finally reach the location of this strange star to find the king of puzzles. Left in the gutter. The rubix cube.
Image 166158   03-07-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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