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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 tib gubb: this seems like a plan with no drawbacks
 Wookiee: The 50's where soooo innocent.
 Beef Supreme: Little girl Fukushima'd herself.
 jochenau: She must be crazy strong to carry a bag of uranium like that.
 Snake Jesus: my love for uranium is approaching criticality
 whiplash: Until I die from radiation poisoning, that is!
 tritium: I'll use you to smack people that displease me!
 chhumphrey: @Knice The relationship only worked because she's already been disfigured by the radiation, taking out both elbows and knees.
 Micro Jackson: I had a comment, but I depleted it
 Knice: He was active, and knew how to heat things up; but unfortunately their relationship was unstable and eventually he split.
Image 166167   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: Hurry! Someone call Mulder!
 Fett4life: Triumph, the Insult Comic Trouser.
 piranharama: Soon.
 werterland: I'd be angry, too, if I made it to the clearance rack after months of being farted on with no one committing to me. *checks OKCupid account*
 underwear: Are those buffet pants with thigh rub reinforcements? I'm in.
 Sparkplug: Those butt pockets were giving me the stink-eye.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: angry pants are angry
 annterland: @Derp Herpigan probably why he's pantless.
 chhumphrey: @Derp Herpigan Maybe, and it's not amused
 bug: Official pants of the Spacing Guild Navigators
 DrinkMixMan: Wear me, you lil bitch
 Derp Herpigan: Enemy of @Peter Pantsless?
Image 166166   03-07-17   Uploaded by    topcity
 raditzu: Not gonna dance tonight
 Entertainmentalist: Fraley's Robot Repair
 enfanta: "I'm tired of punching a clock." "Dude, you *are* a clock."
 hearsegirl: anybody else hear herbie hancock?
 illBilliam: "Father, give me legs!"
 chhumphrey: This repair bay is full
 Meow: H.E.L.P.eR. has seen better days
 Micro Jackson: Hangin around, nothin to do but frown...
Image 166165   03-07-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 SpaceCow: Crysis 3 - Back to the Eighties
 Hokie333: @BILL DOOR Nah, he's not firing lasers from his biceps. (yet.)
 Benana: Jazz torso!
 Snake Jesus: This is like if Ted Stryker from Airplane! went into painting as his day job.
 kate2point0: Touche!
 SomeCanadian: Not sure where his junk went. Clearly not in the normal spot. Maybe I'm being close-minded and he's trans.
 funny in the wall: My abs got abs
 Mr. Butt: Daddy!
 DrPhibes: Turrican!
Image 166164   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Beeble: Unless you're a police officer. Then it's either dead or in jail and then dead.
 RiderFan: Good to see the hearse driver from Burnt Offerings is still working.
 Kim: "For more information, please reread" Huh... Must be subliminal.
 Micro Jackson: Also, beatings
 Dresdenkeogh: Thanks mom.
 a sedated moose: Then I must be healthy as a horse!
Image 166163   03-07-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 166162 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by alborland. Boo, alborland.
 LurkedMoar: @ignatz Got caught up in my excitement there, didn't even get to your post, but indeed! They are also huge
 werterland: Early shot from the new season of Game of Thrones: the peasants rise up to take the throne back from warring nobles.
 Micro Jackson: Well, blow me down!
 VoR: I was never any good with matchstick models
 DJSnoopMike: Theo Jansen's (sp?) strandbeests are absolutely awesome. These one can walk into the wind FFS!
Image 166161   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Image 166160 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. Your image was bad, Soy Peso.
 apoxia: My two favourite things.
 Cami: @Knice You can return to your vice after pets.
 bug: Damn, we're almost out of cats.
 Micro Jackson: Hey! You supposed to be beer!
 Knice: The cutest intervention ever.
 cenecia: Let's see we got Corona, a kitten, purple stuff, OOH SUNNY D!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one cool cat
 VoR: Enjoy kittens chilled with a wedge of lemon over ice.
Image 166159   03-07-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
 Amy Housewine: The Friendly Spaceship is about to beam him up for probing.
 VoR: After trekking for miles he finally reach the location of this strange star to find the king of puzzles. Left in the gutter. The rubix cube.
Image 166158   03-07-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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