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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205186 Austin: light urple

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system



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Score:
424
 
 apoxia: So that's how they did it.
 whiplash: Stop it brave Native Americans, you are doing me a frighten.
 tokyopig: So I scared a buffalo to death. Sioux me.
 SunWukong: BOOO!
Image 166101   03-07-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
214
 
 DoctorTwo: They see me rollin'....on my Segway...
 whiplash: What? It's not Shabbat.
 Bu7Z: But walking is hard!
 Beef Supreme: If you knew shame, you wouldn't be the subject of ridicule. Now go learn from your mistakes.
 Teechur: Will McDonald's allow you to order food from the drive-thru if you're on one of those?
Image 166100   03-07-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
247
 
 hearsegirl: Snoopy of Willendorf
 Beeble: Anything with built in prostate stimulation is dinner if you're brave enough...
 Sandor: Snoopy from wood stock
Image 166099   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
324
 
 meeza: @Skumn ye, a cup in a car is asking for a spill
 Skumn: In a bottle with a large hole
 tokyopig: each location class should implement a common abstract whereToPee function. Much better than a massive conditional; easier to extend and modify.
 Dick Inspector: In the Oval Office, in protest.
 Bu7Z: Hehehe, flow chart...
 jochenau: They make the all-too-common mistake of failing to distinguish between IN the toilet and ON the toilet.
 Borkf: Don't pee in the shower please.
 Noremak: Peeing outside can get you registered as a sex offender, fyi.
 whiplash: v Oops, now I see the arrow. Curse you, inferior blue status which doesn't allow corrections!
 whiplash: "Pee in a cup" also works for "Car."
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. Peed in a cup and poured it on my feet while taking a shower in the toilet.
 AverageJoe: @Bu7Z golden
 Bu7Z: There is another option im kinda glad they left out
Image 166098   03-07-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
324
 
 mrwiffler: tldr
 Dresdenkeogh: @AverageJoe in 2016
 AverageJoe: back when smoking was socially acceptable
Image 166097   03-07-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: At last, instructions!
 Snowta: The smaller the garlic clove, the stronger it will taste!
 Kim: THANK YOU.
 jochenau: A handy guide for those not familiar with US garlic measurement standards.
 Shay: Works well against those still hanging on to Twilight on a thread.
 Teechur: I (c)love this post!
 Red: add garlic. no. more than that. more than - yesss...
 Dresdenkeogh: Affectivity based on size of vampire
Image 166096   03-07-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
295
 
 Shay: Now you too can prance around the room wearing nothing but your bathrobe and underwear and go "WOOOOOOO!!!!"
 tokyopig: My god, its full of advice animals!
 sparename: "You're MY wife now, Dave"
 Bu7Z: "And they all sing the same refrain, it's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins"
 Dresdenkeogh: HAL, THIS ISN'T WEED
 ignatz: Nice U/P combo
 ignatz: I can feel it Dave
Image 166095   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
206
 
 apoxia: That's a dial, not a button.
 XLY: At the start of the nuclear winter
 DrinkMixMan: "Sir, North Korea just annihilated San Francisco and has missiles on its way to New York and the Pentagon! Should we retaliate? Sir? Sir!"
 DoctorTwo: Meanwhile, at the White House...
 wolfpk: Sweet! *repeatly touch*
 Mr. Shine: OK, Dad, geez.
 AverageJoe: fallout zero
Image 166094   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
229
 
 Teechur: @Dresdenkeogh Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggie-gurumi.
 Dresdenkeogh: If you like to sew with tomatoes, if stitched squash can make you smile. If you like to knit with potatoes up and down the crafting isle... Have we got a show for you
Image 166093   03-07-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
220
 
 apoxia: That's a good looking bunch of peeps.
 carpwoman: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
 tib gubb: same
 Prostata: INCOMING!
 Mr. Shine: So photogenic
 Alkavarion: Aim for my mouth bro!
 dobbiesdoogs: on this ride, you will get wet
 ignatz: Splatterfest imm9nent
Image 166092   03-07-17   Uploaded by    bromide
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