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272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!



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Score:
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 apoxia: So that's how they did it.
 whiplash: Stop it brave Native Americans, you are doing me a frighten.
 tokyopig: So I scared a buffalo to death. Sioux me.
 SunWukong: BOOO!
Image 166101   03-07-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
214
 
 DoctorTwo: They see me rollin'....on my Segway...
 whiplash: What? It's not Shabbat.
 Bu7Z: But walking is hard!
 Beef Supreme: If you knew shame, you wouldn't be the subject of ridicule. Now go learn from your mistakes.
 Teechur: Will McDonald's allow you to order food from the drive-thru if you're on one of those?
Image 166100   03-07-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
247
 
 hearsegirl: Snoopy of Willendorf
 Beeble: Anything with built in prostate stimulation is dinner if you're brave enough...
 Sandor: Snoopy from wood stock
Image 166099   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
324
 
 meeza: @Skumn ye, a cup in a car is asking for a spill
 Skumn: In a bottle with a large hole
 tokyopig: each location class should implement a common abstract whereToPee function. Much better than a massive conditional; easier to extend and modify.
 Dick Inspector: In the Oval Office, in protest.
 Bu7Z: Hehehe, flow chart...
 jochenau: They make the all-too-common mistake of failing to distinguish between IN the toilet and ON the toilet.
 Borkf: Don't pee in the shower please.
 Noremak: Peeing outside can get you registered as a sex offender, fyi.
 whiplash: v Oops, now I see the arrow. Curse you, inferior blue status which doesn't allow corrections!
 whiplash: "Pee in a cup" also works for "Car."
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. Peed in a cup and poured it on my feet while taking a shower in the toilet.
 AverageJoe: @Bu7Z golden
 Bu7Z: There is another option im kinda glad they left out
Image 166098   03-07-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
346
 
 mrwiffler: tldr
 Dresdenkeogh: @AverageJoe in 2016
 AverageJoe: back when smoking was socially acceptable
Image 166097   03-07-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: At last, instructions!
 Snowta: The smaller the garlic clove, the stronger it will taste!
 Kim: THANK YOU.
 jochenau: A handy guide for those not familiar with US garlic measurement standards.
 Shay: Works well against those still hanging on to Twilight on a thread.
 Teechur: I (c)love this post!
 Red: add garlic. no. more than that. more than - yesss...
 Dresdenkeogh: Affectivity based on size of vampire
Image 166096   03-07-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
295
 
 Shay: Now you too can prance around the room wearing nothing but your bathrobe and underwear and go "WOOOOOOO!!!!"
 tokyopig: My god, its full of advice animals!
 sparename: "You're MY wife now, Dave"
 Dresdenkeogh: HAL, THIS ISN'T WEED
 MikeWhiskey: Nice U/P combo
 waxymom: I can feel it Dave
Image 166095   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
206
 
 apoxia: That's a dial, not a button.
 XLY: At the start of the nuclear winter
 DrinkMixMan: "Sir, North Korea just annihilated San Francisco and has missiles on its way to New York and the Pentagon! Should we retaliate? Sir? Sir!"
 DoctorTwo: Meanwhile, at the White House...
 wolfpk: Sweet! *repeatly touch*
 Mr. Shine: OK, Dad, geez.
 AverageJoe: fallout zero
Image 166094   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
229
 
 Teechur: @Dresdenkeogh Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggie-gurumi.
 Dresdenkeogh: If you like to sew with tomatoes, if stitched squash can make you smile. If you like to knit with potatoes up and down the crafting isle... Have we got a show for you
Image 166093   03-07-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
220
 
 apoxia: That's a good looking bunch of peeps.
 carpwoman: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
 tib gubb: same
 Prostata: INCOMING!
 Mr. Shine: So photogenic
 Alkavarion: Aim for my mouth bro!
 dobbiesdoogs: on this ride, you will get wet
 Lemon Rage: Splatterfest imm9nent
Image 166092   03-07-17   Uploaded by    bromide
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