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175955  SgtScaredFrog: @Robespierre It was at a vendor's tech conference I went to, but the content was pretty similar, I think

176030  tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?

175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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 meeza: @Skumn ye, a cup in a car is asking for a spill
 Skumn: In a bottle with a large hole
 tokyopig: each location class should implement a common abstract whereToPee function. Much better than a massive conditional; easier to extend and modify.
 Dick Inspector: In the Oval Office, in protest.
 Bu7Z: Hehehe, flow chart...
 jochenau: They make the all-too-common mistake of failing to distinguish between IN the toilet and ON the toilet.
 Borkf: Don't pee in the shower please.
 Noremak: Peeing outside can get you registered as a sex offender, fyi.
 whiplash: v Oops, now I see the arrow. Curse you, inferior blue status which doesn't allow corrections!
 whiplash: "Pee in a cup" also works for "Car."
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. Peed in a cup and poured it on my feet while taking a shower in the toilet.
 AverageJoe: @Bu7Z golden
 Bu7Z: There is another option im kinda glad they left out
Image 166098   03-07-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
304
 
 mrwiffler: tldr
 Dresdenkeogh: @AverageJoe in 2016
 AverageJoe: back when smoking was socially acceptable
Image 166097   03-07-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: At last, instructions!
 Snowta: The smaller the garlic clove, the stronger it will taste!
 Kim: THANK YOU.
 jochenau: A handy guide for those not familiar with US garlic measurement standards.
 Shay: Works well against those still hanging on to Twilight on a thread.
 Teechur: I (c)love this post!
 Red: add garlic. no. more than that. more than - yesss...
 Dresdenkeogh: Affectivity based on size of vampire
Image 166096   03-07-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
295
 
 Shay: Now you too can prance around the room wearing nothing but your bathrobe and underwear and go "WOOOOOOO!!!!"
 tokyopig: My god, its full of advice animals!
 sparename: "You're MY wife now, Dave"
 Bu7Z: "And they all sing the same refrain, it's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins"
 Dresdenkeogh: HAL, THIS ISN'T WEED
 ignatz: Nice U/P combo
 ignatz: I can feel it Dave
Image 166095   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
206
 
 apoxia: That's a dial, not a button.
 XLY: At the start of the nuclear winter
 DrinkMixMan: "Sir, North Korea just annihilated San Francisco and has missiles on its way to New York and the Pentagon! Should we retaliate? Sir? Sir!"
 DoctorTwo: Meanwhile, at the White House...
 wolfpk: Sweet! *repeatly touch*
 Mr. Shine: OK, Dad, geez.
 AverageJoe: fallout zero
Image 166094   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
229
 
 Teechur: @Dresdenkeogh Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggie-gurumi.
 Dresdenkeogh: If you like to sew with tomatoes, if stitched squash can make you smile. If you like to knit with potatoes up and down the crafting isle... Have we got a show for you
Image 166093   03-07-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
220
 
 apoxia: That's a good looking bunch of peeps.
 carpwoman: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
 tib gubb: same
 Prostata: INCOMING!
 Mr. Shine: So photogenic
 Alkavarion: Aim for my mouth bro!
 dobbiesdoogs: on this ride, you will get wet
 ignatz: Splatterfest imm9nent
Image 166092   03-07-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
530
 
 ChubbyBuddy: both are fun for 20 minutes but then you go inside to play video games alone
Image 166091   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
258
 
 Bagels: Beauty standards have gotten really unhealthy
 addend: (Doesn't buy cigarettes.)
 BILL DOOR: ALBERT, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT POSTING MY MODELING ICONOGRAPHS ON THE INTERNET? I HOPE SUSAN DOESN'T SEE THIS.
 Zampano: Doot me like one of your French doots
 Amy Housewine: Swiggity-Dooty.
Image 166090   03-07-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
240
 
 addend: Can't eat here unless they make the armrests symmetrical.
 Bu7Z: What spaceship is this from?
Image 166089   03-07-17   Uploaded by    celtic
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