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249670  a robot: username/upload weirdness

249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249608 Prostata: BRB...



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Score:
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 meeza: @Skumn ye, a cup in a car is asking for a spill
 Skumn: In a bottle with a large hole
 tokyopig: each location class should implement a common abstract whereToPee function. Much better than a massive conditional; easier to extend and modify.
 Dick Inspector: In the Oval Office, in protest.
 Bu7Z: Hehehe, flow chart...
 jochenau: They make the all-too-common mistake of failing to distinguish between IN the toilet and ON the toilet.
 Borkf: Don't pee in the shower please.
 Noremak: Peeing outside can get you registered as a sex offender, fyi.
 whiplash: v Oops, now I see the arrow. Curse you, inferior blue status which doesn't allow corrections!
 whiplash: "Pee in a cup" also works for "Car."
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. Peed in a cup and poured it on my feet while taking a shower in the toilet.
 AverageJoe: @Bu7Z golden
 Bu7Z: There is another option im kinda glad they left out
Image 166098   03-07-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
346
 
 mrwiffler: tldr
 Dresdenkeogh: @AverageJoe in 2016
 AverageJoe: back when smoking was socially acceptable
Image 166097   03-07-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
259
 
 apoxia: At last, instructions!
 Snowta: The smaller the garlic clove, the stronger it will taste!
 Kim: THANK YOU.
 jochenau: A handy guide for those not familiar with US garlic measurement standards.
 Shay: Works well against those still hanging on to Twilight on a thread.
 Teechur: I (c)love this post!
 Red: add garlic. no. more than that. more than - yesss...
 Dresdenkeogh: Affectivity based on size of vampire
Image 166096   03-07-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
295
 
 Shay: Now you too can prance around the room wearing nothing but your bathrobe and underwear and go "WOOOOOOO!!!!"
 tokyopig: My god, its full of advice animals!
 sparename: "You're MY wife now, Dave"
 Dresdenkeogh: HAL, THIS ISN'T WEED
 ignatz: Nice U/P combo
 ignatz: I can feel it Dave
Image 166095   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
206
 
 apoxia: That's a dial, not a button.
 XLY: At the start of the nuclear winter
 DrinkMixMan: "Sir, North Korea just annihilated San Francisco and has missiles on its way to New York and the Pentagon! Should we retaliate? Sir? Sir!"
 DoctorTwo: Meanwhile, at the White House...
 wolfpk: Sweet! *repeatly touch*
 Mr. Shine: OK, Dad, geez.
 AverageJoe: fallout zero
Image 166094   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
229
 
 Teechur: @Dresdenkeogh Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggiegurumi, Veggie-gurumi.
 Dresdenkeogh: If you like to sew with tomatoes, if stitched squash can make you smile. If you like to knit with potatoes up and down the crafting isle... Have we got a show for you
Image 166093   03-07-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
220
 
 apoxia: That's a good looking bunch of peeps.
 carpwoman: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
 tib gubb: same
 Prostata: INCOMING!
 Mr. Shine: So photogenic
 Alkavarion: Aim for my mouth bro!
 dobbiesdoogs: on this ride, you will get wet
 ignatz: Splatterfest imm9nent
Image 166092   03-07-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
530
 
 ChubbyBuddy: both are fun for 20 minutes but then you go inside to play video games alone
Image 166091   03-07-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
258
 
 Bagels: Beauty standards have gotten really unhealthy
 addend: (Doesn't buy cigarettes.)
 BILL DOOR: ALBERT, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT POSTING MY MODELING ICONOGRAPHS ON THE INTERNET? I HOPE SUSAN DOESN'T SEE THIS.
 Zampano: Doot me like one of your French doots
 Amy Housewine: Swiggity-Dooty.
Image 166090   03-07-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
240
 
 addend: Can't eat here unless they make the armrests symmetrical.
 Bu7Z: What spaceship is this from?
Image 166089   03-07-17   Uploaded by    celtic
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