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215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

215862  Not A Bot: "Did... is that a WINE BOTTLE?!?" she screamed. "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CROSSES PCP AND BEARS?!?"

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215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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561
 
 Shay: @Ironass Nice shrubbery, but we are no longer the Knights who say "Nee!!!", we are now the Knights who say "Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!!!!"
 Ironass: "We are the nights who say 'Nee'!!. Give us your shrubbery!"
 wolfpk: Now bring them to the Knights that say ni!
 Amy Housewine: Exclusive footage of @Peter Pantsless and his trip to the garden centre.
 VoR: ...With a little path. A path. A path why shhhh shhhh
 jazzjunkie: @Knice DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
 Mexico: Now we will consume them to gain their power!
 Knice: It's a good shrubbery, but now you must must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest--with a herring!
Image 165984   03-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
434
 
 carpwoman: KAPV0836.
 kazzy94: @WaffleIron I got my grandpa's call sign as soon as I got a tech license, still haven't upgraded to a general.
 Robespierre: "Last night a CB saved my life..."
 WaffleIron: @kazzy94 : I almost know how you feel, but I started with CB first, and still use it when I'd rather be incognito. Also if you smack one against a wall hard enough - voila! it's a 10 meter deck!
 a robot: @tritium Today I was reading an article that mentioned Stormfront, the actual one, and I thought they were talking about Reddit for a minute. That's what too much time on the Spaceship does to my brain
 Teechur: @kazzy94 Same
 VoR: ...Oh thought it was gonna be flash Gordon.
 kazzy94: As a ham, I'm required to look down my nose at this. Even though, it's pretty cool.
 Lestrange: 420 gud buddi
 ughjeez: I've never used a CB radio, but I would wear the hell out of that buckle.
 tritium: @tritium Holy crap, the substitution really changed the meaning of that. I would not accuse all CB radio users of being white supremacists.
 tritium: CB radio: the stormfront of its time
 Micro Jackson: This saved my life
Image 165983   03-06-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
421
 
 apoxia: Pikachu fish.
 hearsegirl: @a robot exactly. people want what is cute or pretty or weird. not what would survive in an aquarium environment, let alone flourish. had to quit the pet shop. people are stupid.
 a robot: I googled "cowfish" and learned that "while badly suited to the home aquarium, the cowfish is becoming increasingly popular as a pet." Possibly the "badly suited" part refers to the fact that they exude poison out of their skin when stressed. But they look cute, so dumb people want them as pets.
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Moo. *blub blub*
 hearsegirl: saw these newly delivered at a pet store. they had bits of styrofoam stuck on their horns so they wouldn't pop their bags of water. crazy cowfish
Image 165982   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
610
 
 apoxia: They look like fun.
 whiplash: Sorry, have to deduct a point because the background is different.
 TFChicken: It was at 420 RADs but I had to
 WaffleIron: @VoR : I regret I have but only one plus to give.
 VoR: @Micro Jackson *sobs uncontrollably* pew.
 Micro Jackson: Put me down
 Knice: It was easier than teaching him to walk.
Image 165981   03-06-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
581
 
 SpaceCow: "Also, still has some doots left."
 WaffleIron: Ahem, that is not the only type of bent metal jazz doodad.
 Micro Jackson: I need one of these for my bent metal jazz band
 KrazyKat: How come the caption-dude never goes rogue like this when I'm watching?
 jazzjunkie: I'm all about jazz doodads! Saxamaohones especially.
Image 165980   03-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
445
 
 XLY: For some reason, this is the jim I think of everytime i hear jim morrison
 Dr Awkward: I remember Jim Henson being the first public figure / celebrity that I cried over when I found out he died.
 Amy Housewine: Genuine true story: I put my old "The Muppet Show 2" LP on last week for fun, and when it came to the chickens doing "Baby Face" my cat ran into the room and stared up at my stereo with great intensity.
 ChubbyBuddy: i imagine it's rather dark and cramped as of late
 Micro Jackson: Tell 'em, Jim!
Image 165979   03-06-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
577
 
 piranharama: @VoR I am never going to look at a carrot the same way after this...
 BILL DOOR: THE RABBIT SHOULD CHEW HIS FOOD BETTER.
 VoR: @piranharama carrot reserection is my favourite.
 Micro Jackson: Ouch
 piranharama: Soon the carrot will erupt violently from the host in an explosion of blood and gore.
Image 165978   03-06-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
745
 
 enfanta: Cat thought this was the location for the Thriller flash mob. Decided to dance alone.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Snake Jesus: There's a guy on Instagram who does a lot of street cat photography like this; okirakuoki.
 Dr Awkward: Hula cat cares not for your judgement.
 ChubbyBuddy: youtube.com/…
 Musician: a real gone daddy 'bout to flip his lid
 Lestrange: This hepcat's got some swinging rhythm!
 tib gubb: to the left, to the left
 antipatterns: swing and sway that's the elephant's way
Image 165977   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
222
 
 RiderFan: I freakin' loved this show growing up. Mostly because of Fran's legs.
 cenecia: "Oh mister Gorbachev!!!"
 WaffleIron: Sits in the old oak tree, merry merry king of the kids is she.
 ChubbyBuddy: is this a pun of some kind or is it just 2 things smashed together? closest i can figure is "hootenanny" but then why doesnt it have an owl face
 ughjeez: Vlad Drescher?
 chhumphrey: loves the bent metal jazz doodad
Image 165976   03-06-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
205
 
 ChubbyBuddy: shazzbot
 KrazyKat: I miss you, mork!
Image 165975   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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