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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 questionable: cool, thanks for helping
 illBilliam: @Sadbot Legend has it that he won four arguments in a single debate.
 Sadbot: That's just ole' Arguin' Jim. Peaked in high school debate, they say.
 Annoying Vegan : Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
 SomeCanadian: Dang it Drew.
 Hosebag: I'd like to have an argument please. No you wouldn't. YES I WOULD! No you wouldn't. Yes I would! Ding ding, thank you, good morning, your 3 minutes is up.
 thecraftywolf: how about a very violent pastor about what you believe about god
 AverageJoe: welcome to stormfront
 Knice: No you won't.
Image 165934   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
504
 
 questionable: little big cats are nice, if terrifying
 SomeCanadian: I want. Ok if maulz
 thecraftywolf: oh look his first mlem!
 Knice: "Baby Murderfloof, ready for inspection, sir!" "PRE-sent BEANZ!!" *lil feets turn up*
Image 165933   03-06-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
569
 
 Jabberwikket: This kills the universe
 SomeCanadian: Ew. That balloon was full of fart.
 Hokie333: Real men walk away from explosions without blinking or flinching, Timmy.
 tritium: @Joseph Raaaaaad.
 questionable: *pop*
 Joseph: BlAAAMM!!
Image 165932   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
341
 
 Lestrange: At that resolution, you better fucking believe it!
 SpaceCow: No but it does affect me.
 tritium: No. I am a husk of a human being; no external stimulus can have any effect on my inner life.
 SunWukong: Anime was a mistake.
 WTF: He seems gripped and a little amused at that guy handing out a beating.
 questionable: apparently it does, and apparently it's ruining my vision, because I'm seeing nothing but huge dots now? this is bullshit
 tokyopig: yeah, hopefully it keeps you from getting bored.
 Mad Collager: Sure, if it's porn.
Image 165931   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
417
 
 tritium: ... mmm... m'lem...
 questionable: don't let your borkfs be dreams
Image 165930   03-06-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
147
 
 questionable: *opens box* hey wait this is em- *is sucked into terrible nothingness*
Image 165929   03-06-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
330
 
 Lestrange: But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
 WaffleIron: "Teleoperation"
 Robespierre: Family Hour in the Steinberg household
 FabricMan: Now you just somebody that I used to know...
 SunWukong: I've got your back.
 questionable: seems being absolutely terrible at mazes runs in the family
 redmonkey3: Big brother draws on wall, little brother draws on big brother: win / win
 jochenau: now you're just somebody that I used to know
Image 165928   03-06-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
388
 
 BavidDowie: Round 1. Fly away.
 Robespierre: Cabela's Real Plains(c) fashion photo shoot looking good.
 fakeusername: @questionable not for fowl, generally. Birds can see the orange to some degree, and you're usually shooting skyward, where the birds are. Except turkeys, those are challenge-mode for safety.
 questionable: not a hunter-guy, so I don't really know, but shouldn't there be more safety orange? maybe this is why I don't take beloved pets to places people are shooting things, because I'm an eternal pessimist
 redmonkey3: The doggo wears it better
 Knice: No human could achieve that level of dignity in a camo vest.
Image 165927   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
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 tib gubb: we got a comedian over here
 questionable: *nods respectfully to last hurrah sign, continues trundling down road in shopping cart with one wonky wheel*
 thecraftywolf: looks like you need #165925
Image 165926   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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 tib gubb: that should do the trick
 SpaceCow: See, this is why our cars need better sex education. So they use proper prophylactives and not magic.
 enfanta: @Niels Bohr Well. It doesn't say anything about protecting *you.*
 Niels Bohr: I lost control on an icy road once. The car slid around 180 degrees before going into a snow bank. All the little shit sitting on my dash came flying back at me at 40 mph. One of these would hurt like hell.
 Peach: Man, the comments on this pic are all golden. I'm not even gonna try.
 Bast Relief: I just have my lucky lead ingot...that I put on my foot.
 questionable: *actually reads instructions, eyes bug out, Tex Avery style* rectally?!?
 bug: You're supposed to throw them at other cars.
 Mr. Shine: *places in glove box, drives like absolute lunatic*
 Prostata: "... and this big pointy quartz crystal is for hemorrhoids..."
 duckfarts: your car will be protected, but you're gonna die
 Knice: The green one goes in your throttle body.
Image 165925   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
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