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175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

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Score:
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 tritium: @Lestrange and Natalie Dee!
 BILL DOOR: THE AMAZING MAURICE AND HIS EDUCATED SYRINGES.
 zodiacflash: Haa I see what you did there.
 Lestrange: Dicks out for Drew
 SomeCanadian: @tokyopig Rad for referencing the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. That made me smile.
 itskando: @tokyopig @tib gubb frog insurance?
 tib gubb: @tokyopig yeah, but vaccinating the poor improves disease-reduction in rich populations. there is a slight reduction in cost-effectiveness but it is still a prudent measure.
 tokyopig: He's evil because depending on your income, age, and health insurance coverage, you or your children may be eligible for free. This of course violates many of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
Image 165887   03-05-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
398
 
 SomeCanadian: Is the giant anthropomorphic vaccine syringe gone yet?
 a robot: Shortly followed by #165846
 tib gubb: they'll be here soon with food, i know it.
Image 165886   03-05-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
225
 
 tokyopig: Its an optical illusion of a Navajo blanket.
 Beeble: That actually makes more sense now. Thanks.
Image 165885   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
472
 
 Mad Collager: Well, to be fair, he was told to advertise to the Australians at the same time.
 Mr. Shine: Nailed it!
 AverageJoe: it's upside down, so I guess it's +15% more taxes
 tib gubb: how to fail: a comprehensive guide. this is the cover image
Image 165884   03-05-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
322
 
 piranharama: It didn't say "100 years old and alive" either.
 Lestrange: Probably because the SS, the Wehrmacht, the Red Army and the NKVD were surprisingly incompetent.
 AverageJoe: If you say so...
 Bast Relief: A surprising proportion of Polish are creationists too, so there ya go.
 tokyopig: The vodka might explain why so many ages are calculated inaccurately but then the message is veering into racism.
 raditzu: it ain't the healthcare for sure, either
 a robot: It probably ain't the vodka, either.
Image 165883   03-05-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
222
 
 XLY: Lips? Check out the eyes man, if she were looking straigt at you it would practically be Picasso . (Rad b/c art tho)
 raditzu: Poor girl, lips so swollen... must be a serious ducksease.
Image 165882   03-05-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
278
 
 jazzjunkie: @enfanta I agree, apostrophe's are overused these days!
 a robot: Family Guy is bad.
 Hokie333: @enfanta I'm pretty sure it's valid, but discouraged. With all-caps, I think it's the 'least wrong' option.
 Mr. Butt: "Millions" seriously overestimates the number of people who bought Family Guy DVDs. Still pretty clever, though.
 enfanta: I'm very disappointed over that apostrophe.
Image 165881   03-05-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
353
 
 VoR: With those trousers freedom agent sounds like the new aggronaut
 Jaktai: Please don't let those giant animals free on the world.
 XLY: They've been injecting our chickens with a freedom agent to liberate the youth!
 EvilOtter: Those aren't giant animals. Just very tiny humans fighting wee tiny wars for the animals amusement. This is what happens when you eat the brown circus peanuts in.......The Twilight Zone.
 AverageJoe: dem post-war comics
 Hokie333: "They may take our eggs, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"
 a robot: I just want to pet and possibly cuddle those giant bunnies
 jochenau: I really hope the chicken is Freedom Agent.
 tokyopig: So much for the tolerant left.
 Warrax: Free the cock!
 WaffleIron: I hope the "fantastic experiment" involves giant chicken nuggets.
Image 165880   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
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 Prostata: the dog is so embarrassed
 piranharama: Well, this awakened something in me.
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I have not seen said picture. I hear it's unsettling.
 Musician: wearing spotface is never appropriate
 tib gubb: @WaffleIron the dogs know.
 fanny: @WaffleIron your username and sex in the same sentence reminded me of "the picture" :(
 WaffleIron: The dogs know it's not halloween, the dogs know this is a sex thing.
Image 165879   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
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 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 mrwiffler: What Ronnie James Dio saw behind his eyes before he went to sleep every night.
 RiderFan: He's doing it wrong with St. Peter's Cross.
 EvilOtter: Not only does this guy have some very interesting ideas regarding ethics but he shreds a mean guitar.
 raditzu: Triceratops evolution looks soo cool.
 bug: He just went super saiyan. ...or super satan.
 Warrax: When you're Sataning really hard and you stop to ask yourself if it's really worth it.
 tib gubb: underwhelming, needs a background
 White Rice: He gave me the ol' spicy inverted-crucifix, and it was metal af.
Image 165878   03-05-17   Uploaded by    namename
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