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268938  PenguinBartender: The new Ikea bebis still in test-marketing phase.

268954  TurkeyVultureTed: @lecj07 why not both?

268955  TurkeyVultureTed: Why?

268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

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9. Annoying Vegan
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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
Sydney uploaded 268478 (670 points)


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 5. Shay: 1761 points
 6. Sydney: 1758 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1744 points
 8. wolfskin: 1742 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1478 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. FunkyDrunk: 1349 points
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Score:
721
 
 Mr. Shine: Why does this popcorn taste funny?
 Zampano: When you say, "it won't be weird", that makes me feel like it's gonna be really weird
 grizzly: Your sexuality is in another castle.
 carpwoman: Yes it will.
 Mexico: Unless you want it to be weird.
Image 165853   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
591
 
 mrwiffler: I can haz fucking sausage now.
 Mr. Shine: GENTLEMEN
 Beeble: Is this one post-all-the-hotdogs?
 raditzu: Hunter wiener.
 Prostata: SAUSAGE PARTY!
 Knice: I don't think he feels empty inside.
 ch: Play-Doh Fuzzy Fire Pumper Gift Set provides hours of entertainment
 jochenau: I'm not entirely sure what that is but it's grody-looking.
 tib gubb: Let this be an example of what happens to those who defy me
 scribbs: "I told you not to feed him peanuts! Where's the epipen?!"
Image 165852   03-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
772
 
 AverageJoe: I'm trapped with a madman. Look at him staring into me filling my mind with paranoid thoughts
 Prostata: snow dog!
 Annoying Vegan : I will win this staring contest if it's the last thing I do.
 scribbs: Poor doggo, his girlfriend is as cold as ice.
Image 165851   03-05-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
528
 
 WaffleIron: I want a coat hanger halo too.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I want cowbell.
 Spazstatic: Also, f**k centipedes.
 Spazstatic: Millipede vs centipede.
Image 165850   03-05-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
377
 
 Mr. Shine: NO!
 raditzu: Each and every of those bugs has a name - it is NOPE.
 fanny: yay!!!
 Darmstadtium: Why?!?
 carpwoman: I love critters, but not this much.
 a robot: I WANT MORE LEGS AND TEETH
 Knice: Hahah, fuckno.
 Thurb Grunombies: Um...hey. You've got something on your face. Not there. Over more...
 tib gubb: they look tasty
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sorry. *Cocks shotgun* Forgive me.
Image 165849   03-05-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
424
 
 a robot: I like kitties, they are pleasant
 scribbs: "The sun is bright, and you won't get me the sleeping mask I keep asking for."
Image 165848   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Snake Jesus
Score:
970
 
 Bu7Z: Where is my toy? Have you seen my toy?
 Spazstatic: Wallace and Gromit live action looking goofy, as it should.
 Urn BooUrn: Look at me! I'm a human. dur, dur, dur.
 A duck: @Shay: Juss... juss... juss lemme 'splain
 Shay: Have you been in dad's liquor cabinet again?
Image 165847   03-05-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
765
 
 tib gubb: hooman, i blame you for this.
 Dan Tagonistic: A little help?
 Bu7Z: @tritium hang on, let me go get the camera first
 Sheikhjahbooty: "This turned out differently than I imagined it would when I started." actually I use this phrase at least twice a day as a human.
 San DoDo: This is fine
 Mad Collager: Apparently, the cats in Venice can't see very well.
 tritium: Look, mistakes were made. Could you just give me a hand here?
 Butcherboy: Hang in there baby
Image 165846   03-05-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
613
 
 thecraftywolf: adele plays
 ChubbyBuddy: high 1
 a robot: "I have been, and always shall be, your friend."
 tritium: Elliott... I'll be... right here...
 tib gubb: we're a lot alike, you and I
Image 165845   03-05-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
603
 
 scribbs: "Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves."
 tib gubb: asshole cat is asshole
Image 165844   03-05-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
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