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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
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hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Why does this popcorn taste funny?
 Zampano: When you say, "it won't be weird", that makes me feel like it's gonna be really weird
 grizzly: Your sexuality is in another castle.
 carpwoman: Yes it will.
 Mexico: Unless you want it to be weird.
Image 165853   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
591
 
 mrwiffler: I can haz fucking sausage now.
 Mr. Shine: GENTLEMEN
 Beeble: Is this one post-all-the-hotdogs?
 raditzu: Hunter wiener.
 Prostata: SAUSAGE PARTY!
 Knice: I don't think he feels empty inside.
 ch: Play-Doh Fuzzy Fire Pumper Gift Set provides hours of entertainment
 jochenau: I'm not entirely sure what that is but it's grody-looking.
 tib gubb: Let this be an example of what happens to those who defy me
 scribbs: "I told you not to feed him peanuts! Where's the epipen?!"
Image 165852   03-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
772
 
 AverageJoe: I'm trapped with a madman. Look at him staring into me filling my mind with paranoid thoughts
 Prostata: snow dog!
 Annoying Vegan : I will win this staring contest if it's the last thing I do.
 scribbs: Poor doggo, his girlfriend is as cold as ice.
Image 165851   03-05-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
528
 
 WaffleIron: I want a coat hanger halo too.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I want cowbell.
 Spazstatic: Also, f**k centipedes.
 Spazstatic: Millipede vs centipede.
Image 165850   03-05-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
377
 
 Mr. Shine: NO!
 raditzu: Each and every of those bugs has a name - it is NOPE.
 fanny: yay!!!
 Darmstadtium: Why?!?
 carpwoman: I love critters, but not this much.
 a robot: I WANT MORE LEGS AND TEETH
 Knice: Hahah, fuckno.
 Thurb Grunombies: Um...hey. You've got something on your face. Not there. Over more...
 tib gubb: they look tasty
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sorry. *Cocks shotgun* Forgive me.
Image 165849   03-05-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
424
 
 a robot: I like kitties, they are pleasant
 scribbs: "The sun is bright, and you won't get me the sleeping mask I keep asking for."
Image 165848   03-05-17   Uploaded by    Snake Jesus
Score:
970
 
 Bu7Z: Where is my toy? Have you seen my toy?
 Spazstatic: Wallace and Gromit live action looking goofy, as it should.
 Urn BooUrn: Look at me! I'm a human. dur, dur, dur.
 A duck: @Shay: Juss... juss... juss lemme 'splain
 Shay: Have you been in dad's liquor cabinet again?
Image 165847   03-05-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
765
 
 tib gubb: hooman, i blame you for this.
 Dan Tagonistic: A little help?
 Bu7Z: @tritium hang on, let me go get the camera first
 Sheikhjahbooty: "This turned out differently than I imagined it would when I started." actually I use this phrase at least twice a day as a human.
 San DoDo: This is fine
 Mad Collager: Apparently, the cats in Venice can't see very well.
 tritium: Look, mistakes were made. Could you just give me a hand here?
 Butcherboy: Hang in there baby
Image 165846   03-05-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
613
 
 thecraftywolf: adele plays
 ChubbyBuddy: high 1
 a robot: "I have been, and always shall be, your friend."
 tritium: Elliott... I'll be... right here...
 tib gubb: we're a lot alike, you and I
Image 165845   03-05-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
603
 
 scribbs: "Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves."
 tib gubb: asshole cat is asshole
Image 165844   03-05-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
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