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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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 hajjpodge: That's the question I ask immediately after sabotaging myself.
 werterland: I don't know, dude. I prefer espadrilles when I go sentient-rock collecting.
 scribbs: Glam-rock astronaut?
 Bu7Z: Aggro-gating
Image 165665   03-04-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
380
 
 Sadbot: Whatever gets me paid and helps me move on to not web dev
 addend: Best part is that you can disable it.
 WaffleIron: @WTF : I claim this. You get plus.
 WTF: Some developers claim JS has no good parts.
Image 165664   03-04-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
277
 
 hat thrab: @WaffleIron I believe it was barium?
 WaffleIron: @hat thrab : that sounds neat! Any idea what radioisotope they used?
 hat thrab: @WaffleIron Once, I ate radioactive oatmeal for a gut-emptying study. Now I have whole-grain-themed superpowers.
 Bu7Z: My pet sniffs my eyeballs sometimes, I think he's scanning for disease. He also sniffs my mouth and licks it if I've recently eaten something he likes (any human food) so I don't know...
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'd like one of these to prove that I'm not just lazy :(
 piranharama: All my cat does is scan for weaknesses. Is it broken?
 scribbs: @WaffleIron That's what she said.
 addend: When you close the fridge, the light doesn't need to be on.
 WaffleIron: I had one of these once. They inject you with a glucose solution made from a radioisotope which decays with a positron emission - antimatter. I have been injected with antimatter.
 kinggheedra: Give me a few hours with the second one, I'll get him there.
 BavidDowie: This is your brain on pets. Any questions?
 Off Topic: I don't believe my pet knows how's to scan my brain.
 dobbiesdoogs: sorry for your depressed pet
Image 165663   03-04-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
404
 
 Mad Collager: @a robot Really? So have I! Are you taken? (I don't mean by goons, of course.)
 Jabberwikket: Damn - I should have misspelled so it came out; They're, grammer, its' and bend
 Jabberwikket: There is no spoon, or grammar. It is only you that bends
 enfanta: @a robot Whenever someone writes "noone" instead of "no one" I read it as "noon-uh." I guess what I'm saying is I sympathize.
 scribbs: @a robot You may enjoy #5 from the following list: chortle.co.uk/features/2015/09/02/23156/…
 a robot: @Mad Collager I mean that's kind of accurate. I have been a grammar-nazi for decades.
 Bu7Z: @Mad Collager the paper clip from windows?
 Mad Collager: @a robot @Nope Wait! Who's Clippy? Is she one of the goons who it was rumored would jump out of the file cabinet and take one of us away if we made a grammar mistake in 8th-grade English class?
 a robot: @Nope Mmmmmaaaaaybe. And by that I mean no.
 Nope: @a robot Holy shit are you clippy?!
 a robot: Sorry but "everytime" isn't an actual word. "Every time" is what you're looking for
 Derp Herpigan: Why will I never learn?
Image 165662   03-04-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
306
 
 piranharama: I am Groot
 scribbs: His cat-eye contacts aren't fooling anyone.
 Mad Collager: If life gives you lemons...
 BavidDowie: We found the entwives!
Image 165661   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
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 ottorongo: zipping over to Amazon now with high hopes
 well duh: I need one of these for tokens whilst kilt-clad at beer festivals.
 Nothing: Now you're drinking with power
 Hokie333: Pretty sure this is one of those "thought of the name first" ideas.
 Cami: Now muggers will take your hand too.
 werterland: I bet @PeterPantsless could use this, what with his lack of pockets!
 scribbs: And it only costs 49 euros!
 Sheikhjahbooty: Exclusively for dads
 Sadbot: I guess if "tacky is a style, then yeah
Image 165660   03-04-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
193
 
 Mad Collager: Excuse me Sir, could I buy a split of amoebas?
 ignatz: @Scoo @BavidDowie some amoebas are very slimming..
 Scoo: @BavidDowie Parasites == Calories
 BavidDowie: Has fewer amoebas than regular water
Image 165659   03-04-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
585
 
 BavidDowie: aww yiiissss
 Nope: Does that dog have hockey hair?
 WaffleIron: Half dog, half Hasselhoff, all cuddles.
Image 165658   03-04-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
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 Zampano: No Keurig can handle the unfathomable evil i have to summon from the blackest pits of hell to wake me up in the morning. I therefore am forced to use a French Press for the style of ritualistic necromancy and Satan worship that settles into a brew dark enough to put clothes on me and seat me in the car to get to work in the morning... And cream and sugar. Ritualistic necromancy, Satan worship, and cream and sugar.
 Mad Collager: I hear it's made with them damn Arabica beans!
 Bob: That's pretty good coffee.
 Bu7Z: Can't summon unspeakable horrors from beyond the stars before my morning coffee
 WaffleIron: So with racial tensions being at an all time high in the states things are getting a little crazy.
Image 165657   03-04-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
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 Niels Bohr: @scribbs @carpwoman it's true, humankind can be divided into two groups, children, and children with wrinkles.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Silly af
 scribbs: @carpwoman One of my greatest disappointments was learning that grown-ups are just as immature as anybody.
 WTF: I want to pre-make a bunch of these and just go around sticking them to the walls of public bathrooms.
 Bu7Z: I recently returned to work, would probably be blue by now if I didn't. Hashtag firstworldproblems.
 Scoo: @carpwoman I know, ain't it great!
 BavidDowie: How're they gonna know?
 carpwoman: Jebus, we're all 12.
 WaffleIron: This is very important at the strip club.
Image 165656   03-04-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
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