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216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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Score:
463
 
 Side Boob: Damn Canadians!
 sparename: "Don't kick the baby!"
 Bob: Canadians, amitite?
 Psymon: The internet makes lots of money. Gives us some of that money!
 Queeblo: Sorry
 Higdec: @Mr. Butt I'm not your pal, friend!
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Not your buddy, pal.
 grizzly: I'm not your friend, buddy!
 Supermansbrother: Not without my anus.
Image 165572   03-04-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
358
 
 addend: Enter by accident, leave as friends.
Image 165571   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
361
 
 RalphyNoPants: I want four.
 Bu7Z: Llamadog
Image 165570   03-04-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
360
 
 Bu7Z: @antipatterns he didn't win a cage match for the job? Man the wrestling ain't what it used to be
 antipatterns: @Bu7Z Appointed directly by Vince McMahon. Although reality and theatrics would probably be indistinguishable at that point
 Bu7Z: @antipatterns probably do better than the current administration, in fact, why not choose a president in the same way raw chooses a general manager?
 antipatterns: FOLEY/SOCKO 2020 (although his current position as RAW GM is horrible)
 tokyopig: To serve mankind... to serve him bacon.
 Teechur: Tyrion and Jaime Lannister cosplay not looking so good.
Image 165569   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
405
 
 LurkedMoar: The Girl with the Pearl Earring by Tracy Iguana
 ChubbyBuddy: the pearl is a nice touch
 jochenau: I couldn't tell you why, but this makes me happy.
Image 165568   03-04-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
242
 
 whiplash: "This mural will brighten the day and inspire the minds of our students for years and years!" [was painted over one day after the school year ended.]
 Bu7Z: Good to work out your issues through art
 scribbs: Cheery stuff!
Image 165567   03-04-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
848
 
 wolfpk: For dinner
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
 WTF: From the book "Art Garfunkel and the Mucinex Glob"
 Amy Housewine: Y'all pray for Mascot's cousin.
 tokyopig: Take me on board their beautiful ship, show me the world as I'd love to see it
Image 165566   03-04-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
447
 
 ch: Laurie Anderson already covered this
 annterland: Your parents did not ask to be born either
 Lestrange: Join the Army Ricky, they'll do all that for you. Absolutely no downsides.
 Knice: You have a kitty. Shut up.
 Bu7Z: Shit, they named you Ricky ffs. Does that sound like the name of a child they decided to have? Who's gonna pay to feed and school this kid?
 Bu7Z: Who's to say your parents decided to make a person? Perhaps they were just getting really close to each other and uh, uh, aaaah! Oh yeah, and then nine moths later you fucked up thier lives.
 funny in the wall: You can stop existing if you like
 Cami: @antipatterns It would make a Dos Equis ad line: He asked to be born. He is The Most Interesting Man in the World.
 antipatterns: No one has ever asked to be born.
 Cami: I'm sure someone will put you out of your misery if you keep whining.
 Teechur: @tokyopig Could be a bad case of Millennial Mentality. SpaceX seems to be coming up with a cure.
 tokyopig: Not sure if sarcastic or not.
Image 165565   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
158
 
 whiplash: "You've been chopping us up and smoking us for centuries. Well, today is the first day of the Cannabis Rebellion!"
 tib gubb: you can't see us - we're invisible!
 XLY: good trigger discipline
 Cami: The itts need brushing.
 Bu7Z: Wookie jihadists
 Teechur: The dust bunnies are getting ready to retaliate.
 ArchStanton: Welp, there's compensating for something and then there's whatever this is.
Image 165564   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
435
 
 Hokie333: This is like a new-age-y, feminist answer to #165472. "Wolves tangled my hair!"
 Bu7Z: Didn't realise we had a new for old replacement policy on the world, guess fucking up the climate for profit wasn't such a bad idea after all
 Shay: Get the 15th step for an extra 25 cents.
Image 165563   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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