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258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
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5. tib gubb
6. Mr Bleak
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Not A Bot
10. addend



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
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realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (737 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. Laree: 1529 points
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14. bromide: 1466 points
15. Gallifrasian: 1463 points
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Score:
463
 
 Side Boob: Damn Canadians!
 sparename: "Don't kick the baby!"
 Bob: Canadians, amitite?
 Psymon: The internet makes lots of money. Gives us some of that money!
 Queeblo: Sorry
 Higdec: @Mr. Butt I'm not your pal, friend!
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Not your buddy, pal.
 grizzly: I'm not your friend, buddy!
 Supermansbrother: Not without my anus.
Image 165572   03-04-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
358
 
 addend: Enter by accident, leave as friends.
Image 165571   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
361
 
 RalphyNoPants: I want four.
 Bu7Z: Llamadog
Image 165570   03-04-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
381
 
 Bu7Z: @antipatterns he didn't win a cage match for the job? Man the wrestling ain't what it used to be
 antipatterns: @Bu7Z Appointed directly by Vince McMahon. Although reality and theatrics would probably be indistinguishable at that point
 Bu7Z: @antipatterns probably do better than the current administration, in fact, why not choose a president in the same way raw chooses a general manager?
 antipatterns: FOLEY/SOCKO 2020 (although his current position as RAW GM is horrible)
 tokyopig: To serve mankind... to serve him bacon.
 Teechur: Tyrion and Jaime Lannister cosplay not looking so good.
Image 165569   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
405
 
 LurkedMoar: The Girl with the Pearl Earring by Tracy Iguana
 ChubbyBuddy: the pearl is a nice touch
 jochenau: I couldn't tell you why, but this makes me happy.
Image 165568   03-04-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
242
 
 whiplash: "This mural will brighten the day and inspire the minds of our students for years and years!" [was painted over one day after the school year ended.]
 Bu7Z: Good to work out your issues through art
 scribbs: Cheery stuff!
Image 165567   03-04-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
848
 
 wolfpk: For dinner
 Peter Pantsless: "So?"
 WTF: From the book "Art Garfunkel and the Mucinex Glob"
 Amy Housewine: Y'all pray for Mascot's cousin.
 tokyopig: Take me on board their beautiful ship, show me the world as I'd love to see it
Image 165566   03-04-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
447
 
 ch: Laurie Anderson already covered this
 annterland: Your parents did not ask to be born either
 Lestrange: Join the Army Ricky, they'll do all that for you. Absolutely no downsides.
 Knice: You have a kitty. Shut up.
 Bu7Z: Shit, they named you Ricky ffs. Does that sound like the name of a child they decided to have? Who's gonna pay to feed and school this kid?
 funny in the wall: You can stop existing if you like
 Cami: @antipatterns It would make a Dos Equis ad line: He asked to be born. He is The Most Interesting Man in the World.
 antipatterns: No one has ever asked to be born.
 Cami: I'm sure someone will put you out of your misery if you keep whining.
 Teechur: @tokyopig Could be a bad case of Millennial Mentality. SpaceX seems to be coming up with a cure.
 tokyopig: Not sure if sarcastic or not.
Image 165565   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
158
 
 whiplash: "You've been chopping us up and smoking us for centuries. Well, today is the first day of the Cannabis Rebellion!"
 tib gubb: you can't see us - we're invisible!
 XLY: good trigger discipline
 Cami: The itts need brushing.
 Bu7Z: Wookie jihadists
 Teechur: The dust bunnies are getting ready to retaliate.
 ArchStanton: Welp, there's compensating for something and then there's whatever this is.
Image 165564   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
435
 
 Hokie333: This is like a new-age-y, feminist answer to #165472. "Wolves tangled my hair!"
 Bu7Z: Didn't realise we had a new for old replacement policy on the world, guess fucking up the climate for profit wasn't such a bad idea after all
 Shay: Get the 15th step for an extra 25 cents.
Image 165563   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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