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238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

238296  tib gubb: "see! 100% not racist!"

238226  Entertainmentalist: It just works, no matter how you look at it, a match made in heaven.

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. Taters: 1884 points
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15. demonius: 1718 points
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 Knice: Return flight: #170643
 LKoroton: Rad but sad
 AgentView: The tragic end result of the "purse puppy" fashion fad influencing our armed services.
 Teechur: vvv Some paratroopers with a pair of poopers?
 Teechur: A pair of troopers with a pair of poopers.
 Lestrange: I don't think these doggos are destined to meet a humane and dignified end somehow.
 Fancy Clown: @Side Boob Before or after they realise their friends strapped live dogs to them as a prank?
 Fancy Clown: "Dog in the hole!"
 Side Boob: Boy are those soldiers going to feel stupid when they realize there are no magazines in their weapons.
 XLY: I am going to think of this next time i hear vengaboys who let the dogs out
 Micro Jackson: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war
 piranharama: So they throw the doggos in like grenades and they lick the enemy into submission?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @ignatz don't worry it's just a new kind of paintball gun powered by Pepperoni-dog-fart or "PDF" technology.
 Knice: @ignatz I've marked that as a great comment.
 sparename: "BORKF AND LOAD"
 ignatz: Please leave the dogs out of it.
Image 165408   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 PenguinBartender: @whiplash OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
 whiplash: See, the flowers will attract bees, and then I'll have a beard of bees, the easy way!
 Warrax: Ugh, allergy season again.
Image 165407   03-03-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 hearsegirl: @Micro Jackson or Glove!
 Micro Jackson: I fear the Blue Meanies may be hiding in there somewhere
 Thurb Grunombies: Cloudy, with a 90% chance of the '60s
Image 165406   03-03-17   Uploaded by    camellia
 DrinkMixMan: That'll be $15 billion
 EvilOtter: It's a good year to be a civil engineer. Now, make it SEXY!
 trelyate: we don't need no explanation
 DrinkMixMan: He don't need no education
 whiplash: Izzaik fo' shizzaik!
 Beef Supreme: Go on, judge! Shit on him!
 jochenau: I'm really, really hoping that Izzaik isn't a creative version of Isaac.
 Psymon: Dripping with political allegory
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mexico except this kid clearly needs some education.
 Mexico: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 165405   03-03-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 165404 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by potato. We'll pray for you, potato.
 carpwoman: Dogs drool.
 Wet farts: Ahem, ahahem.... MEOW!
 Thurb Grunombies: He needs a cardboard box
 Side Boob: Intruder Alert! *siren*
 WaffleIron: "Hello uh... I mean... OH HAI, CAN BORROW BOX? FITS, SITS, AMIRITE?"
 whiplash: How do you do, fellow cats?
 Mexico: You're in the cathouse now, dog!
Image 165403   03-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 smarkles: @tritium I haven't seen it in quite some time, but I remember how dark it was from my childhood. Eight year old me was very upset with how things turned out in that movie. Very upset indeed.
 Dr Awkward: "I can smell into the future and I know how I'm going to die"
 tritium: @smarkles You see that movie recently? It's surprisingly brutal. And the happy ending isn't, so much.
 smarkles: Awoowoowoo! My name's Copper. I'm a hound dog.
Image 165402   03-03-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 PenguinBartender: @Dresdenkeogh Glad someone spiked the ball, thank you.
 Dresdenkeogh: @PenguinBartender he was a bit too hungry hungry
 PenguinBartender: *squints* A... statue of a hippo choking on a marble?
Image 165401   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 DrinkMixMan: Don't I know it
 Jabberwikket: Learn this one weird trick to get UFOs landing on your forehead. Neurosurgeons and Immigratio Agents hate him !
 Beef Supreme: The dark continents of my mind? My mind is so dark that Sylvia Plath couldn't traverse its Rhode Island.
 whiplash: Professor X's new self-help book.
Image 165400   03-03-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 DrinkMixMan: So THAT's how they work!
 Micro Jackson: That auto-rewind is a killer
 Snake Jesus: And that's how I broke my Walkman
 Warrax: It's just all "Eye of the Tiger" over and over on both cassettes.
Image 165399   03-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
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