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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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 Knice: Return flight: #170643
 LKoroton: Rad but sad
 AgentView: The tragic end result of the "purse puppy" fashion fad influencing our armed services.
 Teechur: vvv Some paratroopers with a pair of poopers?
 Teechur: A pair of troopers with a pair of poopers.
 Lestrange: I don't think these doggos are destined to meet a humane and dignified end somehow.
 Fancy Clown: @Side Boob Before or after they realise their friends strapped live dogs to them as a prank?
 Fancy Clown: "Dog in the hole!"
 Side Boob: Boy are those soldiers going to feel stupid when they realize there are no magazines in their weapons.
 XLY: I am going to think of this next time i hear vengaboys who let the dogs out
 Micro Jackson: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war
 piranharama: So they throw the doggos in like grenades and they lick the enemy into submission?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @ignatz don't worry it's just a new kind of paintball gun powered by Pepperoni-dog-fart or "PDF" technology.
 Knice: @ignatz I've marked that as a great comment.
 sparename: "BORKF AND LOAD"
 ignatz: Please leave the dogs out of it.
Image 165408   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 PenguinBartender: @whiplash OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
 whiplash: See, the flowers will attract bees, and then I'll have a beard of bees, the easy way!
 Warrax: Ugh, allergy season again.
Image 165407   03-03-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 hearsegirl: @Micro Jackson or Glove!
 Micro Jackson: I fear the Blue Meanies may be hiding in there somewhere
 Thurb Grunombies: Cloudy, with a 90% chance of the '60s
Image 165406   03-03-17   Uploaded by    camellia
 DrinkMixMan: That'll be $15 billion
 EvilOtter: It's a good year to be a civil engineer. Now, make it SEXY!
 trelyate: we don't need no explanation
 DrinkMixMan: He don't need no education
 whiplash: Izzaik fo' shizzaik!
 Beef Supreme: Go on, judge! Shit on him!
 jochenau: I'm really, really hoping that Izzaik isn't a creative version of Isaac.
 Psymon: Dripping with political allegory
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mexico except this kid clearly needs some education.
 Mexico: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 165405   03-03-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 165404 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by potato. We'll pray for you, potato.
 carpwoman: Dogs drool.
 Wet farts: Ahem, ahahem.... MEOW!
 Thurb Grunombies: He needs a cardboard box
 Side Boob: Intruder Alert! *siren*
 WaffleIron: "Hello uh... I mean... OH HAI, CAN BORROW BOX? FITS, SITS, AMIRITE?"
 whiplash: How do you do, fellow cats?
 Mexico: You're in the cathouse now, dog!
Image 165403   03-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 smarkles: @tritium I haven't seen it in quite some time, but I remember how dark it was from my childhood. Eight year old me was very upset with how things turned out in that movie. Very upset indeed.
 Dr Awkward: "I can smell into the future and I know how I'm going to die"
 tritium: @smarkles You see that movie recently? It's surprisingly brutal. And the happy ending isn't, so much.
 smarkles: Awoowoowoo! My name's Copper. I'm a hound dog.
Image 165402   03-03-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 PenguinBartender: @Dresdenkeogh Glad someone spiked the ball, thank you.
 Dresdenkeogh: @PenguinBartender he was a bit too hungry hungry
 PenguinBartender: *squints* A... statue of a hippo choking on a marble?
Image 165401   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 DrinkMixMan: Don't I know it
 Jabberwikket: Learn this one weird trick to get UFOs landing on your forehead. Neurosurgeons and Immigratio Agents hate him !
 Beef Supreme: The dark continents of my mind? My mind is so dark that Sylvia Plath couldn't traverse its Rhode Island.
 whiplash: Professor X's new self-help book.
Image 165400   03-03-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 DrinkMixMan: So THAT's how they work!
 Micro Jackson: That auto-rewind is a killer
 Snake Jesus: And that's how I broke my Walkman
 Warrax: It's just all "Eye of the Tiger" over and over on both cassettes.
Image 165399   03-03-17   Uploaded by    gary
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