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233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

233922  funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs

233937  Scoo: The Yokel Office

233937  Sadbot: cursed image

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3. Yurishiro
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5. Felicity
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8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
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233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

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Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
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barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
SS Keith uploaded 233720 (805 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2574 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Mord Tingies: 2071 points
13. Skinr: 1787 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. VeeKay: 1739 points
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 KrazyKat: Is she taking a chicken selfie or trying to influence the outcome of the bingo game by texting the chicken where she should poop next?
 ignatz: @Hokie333 Ha, obviously. Thank god. Phew! Say whatnow?
 Hokie333: Chicken Crap Bingo, I think...
 ignatz: Cockfight? Srsly?
Image 165394   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 winwolf: "I will haunt your dreams."
 Snake Jesus: There's a disease called Noma and it's all I can think of here.
 duckfarts: I wanna try one of these with a set of dying batteries
 ignatz: Effin Eck
Image 165393   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Nothing: I can't wait for this show to come back
 Sadbot: "Now sign this window sized one with ALL the names"
 tritium: Big McLargeHuge, in the beefy flesh!
 jochenau: *has a fanboy seizure*
Image 165392   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Fancy Clown: Time for a Trump Dump?
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 Off Topic: The golden shower nearby isn't what you'd expect.
 Scoo: The goggles, they do nothing
 Derp Herpigan: Not sure if gold plate overload or enough jpeg artifacts to make an archaeologist giddy.
Image 165391   03-03-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Rat-Butt: Damn, son...I really didn't want to tell you, but your girl is a real B!
 Micro Jackson: I gotta quit drinkin
 Dresdenkeogh: Sometimes cuddles smell like pepperoni dog fart.
 PenguinBartender: Is your girlfriend a greyhound?
 Derp Herpigan: Good morningf
Image 165390   03-03-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 a robot: @Fancy Clown These boots are made for standing, not running
 Fancy Clown: If they run at any pace they're liable to kick themselves in the balls
 ThatGuy: Ouchos
 Beef Supreme: As far as impractical fashions go, this ranks somewhere between the mullet and sagging pants.
 smarkles: @fanny You're cruel, but I love it.
 smarkles: @Bill Rye Have fun finding them all.
 fanny: @Bill Rye odd. banana banana banana. Now try boner.
 Benana: @Bill Rye , you rang?
 Derp Herpigan: @Bill Rye Welcome to the spaceship.
 Side Boob: How gaucho
 Bluetocracy: It must be a support group for people who got their toes run over by monster trucks.
 duckfarts: pretty sure they didn't drive here like that
 Bill Rye: Buh-nanna!
 Bill Rye: Why am I not allowed to say a p p l e ?
 Bill Rye: Is that a apple in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me?
 annterland: The rate of accidental goosings at these parties must be sky high.
 Scoo: Somehow, all I can think of is the sign when you're unloading from the ski lift that says "Keep Your Tips Up"
 Himesama: Papacito
 Sadbot: Fads and subtlety never mix
 Derp Herpigan: Truly, they must be fun at kickball.
Image 165389   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 hearsegirl: oh i love the jacarundas. did you know they're from down under? of their nectar bees will plunder, while I gaze with poetic wonder.
 Derp Herpigan: Is this where Mascot resides?
Image 165388   03-03-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 carpwoman: I love this. I love cats!
 Bluetocracy: calico charging station
 Dresdenkeogh: *sleepiest meow*
Image 165387   03-03-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 LurkedMoar: It was self defense, I swear!
 hearsegirl: orthopedic borker
 PenguinBartender: Halp?
 SomeCanadian: I heard there were eggs in here. There are no eggs in here.
 sparename: Dog biscuit
Image 165386   03-03-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
 Bluetocracy: This is why all my dishes are plastic.
 Himesama: This is fine.
 ignatz: IDGI, doesn't everyone do this?
 Skaalar: Basically my sister but without the drying rack.
 a robot: This actually reminded me that I need to go put away the dishes in the drainer before I go to work! So thanks.
Image 165385   03-03-17   Uploaded by    booger
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