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272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

272945  mammal883: @charlemagne Wasn't your cheat day yesterday? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

272935  charlemagne: I have a similar method for checking where in your arm the broken bone is

272945  charlemagne: it's my cheat day

272933  lecj07: Hand apple!

272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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11. confession: 1643 points
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 KrazyKat: Is she taking a chicken selfie or trying to influence the outcome of the bingo game by texting the chicken where she should poop next?
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @Hokie333 Ha, obviously. Thank god. Phew! Say whatnow?
 Hokie333: Chicken Crap Bingo, I think...
 Baby Jesus: Cockfight? Srsly?
Image 165394   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 winwolf: "I will haunt your dreams."
 Snake Jesus: There's a disease called Noma and it's all I can think of here.
 duckfarts: I wanna try one of these with a set of dying batteries
 eurotrash: Effin Eck
Image 165393   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Nothing: I can't wait for this show to come back
 Sadbot: "Now sign this window sized one with ALL the names"
 tritium: Big McLargeHuge, in the beefy flesh!
 jochenau: *has a fanboy seizure*
Image 165392   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Fancy Clown: Time for a Trump Dump?
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 Off Topic: The golden shower nearby isn't what you'd expect.
 Scoo: The goggles, they do nothing
 Derp Herpigan: Not sure if gold plate overload or enough jpeg artifacts to make an archaeologist giddy.
Image 165391   03-03-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Rat-Butt: Damn, son...I really didn't want to tell you, but your girl is a real B!
 Micro Jackson: I gotta quit drinkin
 Dresdenkeogh: Sometimes cuddles smell like pepperoni dog fart.
 PenguinBartender: Is your girlfriend a greyhound?
 Derp Herpigan: Good morningf
Image 165390   03-03-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 a robot: @Fancy Clown These boots are made for standing, not running
 Fancy Clown: If they run at any pace they're liable to kick themselves in the balls
 ThatGuy: Ouchos
 Beef Supreme: As far as impractical fashions go, this ranks somewhere between the mullet and sagging pants.
 smarkles: @fanny You're cruel, but I love it.
 smarkles: @Bill Rye Have fun finding them all.
 fanny: @Bill Rye odd. banana banana banana. Now try boner.
 Benana: @Bill Rye , you rang?
 Derp Herpigan: @Bill Rye Welcome to the spaceship.
 Side Boob: How gaucho
 Bluetocracy: It must be a support group for people who got their toes run over by monster trucks.
 duckfarts: pretty sure they didn't drive here like that
 Bill Rye: Buh-nanna!
 Bill Rye: Why am I not allowed to say a p p l e ?
 Bill Rye: Is that a apple in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me?
 annterland: The rate of accidental goosings at these parties must be sky high.
 Scoo: Somehow, all I can think of is the sign when you're unloading from the ski lift that says "Keep Your Tips Up"
 Himesama: Papacito
 Sadbot: Fads and subtlety never mix
 Derp Herpigan: Truly, they must be fun at kickball.
Image 165389   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 hearsegirl: oh i love the jacarundas. did you know they're from down under? of their nectar bees will plunder, while I gaze with poetic wonder.
 Derp Herpigan: Is this where Mascot resides?
Image 165388   03-03-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 carpwoman: I love this. I love cats!
 Bluetocracy: calico charging station
 Dresdenkeogh: *sleepiest meow*
Image 165387   03-03-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 LurkedMoar: It was self defense, I swear!
 hearsegirl: orthopedic borker
 PenguinBartender: Halp?
 SomeCanadian: I heard there were eggs in here. There are no eggs in here.
 sparename: Dog biscuit
Image 165386   03-03-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
 Bluetocracy: This is why all my dishes are plastic.
 Himesama: This is fine.
 AceOfSpades: IDGI, doesn't everyone do this?
 Skaalar: Basically my sister but without the drying rack.
 a robot: This actually reminded me that I need to go put away the dishes in the drainer before I go to work! So thanks.
Image 165385   03-03-17   Uploaded by    booger
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