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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

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 KrazyKat: Is she taking a chicken selfie or trying to influence the outcome of the bingo game by texting the chicken where she should poop next?
 ignatz: @Hokie333 Ha, obviously. Thank god. Phew! Say whatnow?
 Hokie333: Chicken Crap Bingo, I think...
 ignatz: Cockfight? Srsly?
Image 165394   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 winwolf: "I will haunt your dreams."
 Snake Jesus: There's a disease called Noma and it's all I can think of here.
 duckfarts: I wanna try one of these with a set of dying batteries
 ignatz: Effin Eck
Image 165393   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Nothing: I can't wait for this show to come back
 Sadbot: "Now sign this window sized one with ALL the names"
 tritium: Big McLargeHuge, in the beefy flesh!
 jochenau: *has a fanboy seizure*
Image 165392   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Fancy Clown: Time for a Trump Dump?
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 WotGives: The next time i have a severe hangover, i'm going to think of this image and how much worse it could be. Thank you, cold white porcelain
 Off Topic: The golden shower nearby isn't what you'd expect.
 Scoo: The goggles, they do nothing
 Derp Herpigan: Not sure if gold plate overload or enough jpeg artifacts to make an archaeologist giddy.
Image 165391   03-03-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Rat-Butt: Damn, son...I really didn't want to tell you, but your girl is a real B!
 Micro Jackson: I gotta quit drinkin
 Dresdenkeogh: Sometimes cuddles smell like pepperoni dog fart.
 PenguinBartender: Is your girlfriend a greyhound?
 Derp Herpigan: Good morningf
Image 165390   03-03-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 a robot: @Fancy Clown These boots are made for standing, not running
 Fancy Clown: If they run at any pace they're liable to kick themselves in the balls
 ThatGuy: Ouchos
 Beef Supreme: As far as impractical fashions go, this ranks somewhere between the mullet and sagging pants.
 smarkles: @fanny You're cruel, but I love it.
 smarkles: @Bill Rye Have fun finding them all.
 fanny: @Bill Rye odd. banana banana banana. Now try boner.
 Benana: @Bill Rye , you rang?
 Derp Herpigan: @Bill Rye Welcome to the spaceship.
 Side Boob: How gaucho
 Bluetocracy: It must be a support group for people who got their toes run over by monster trucks.
 duckfarts: pretty sure they didn't drive here like that
 Bill Rye: Buh-nanna!
 Bill Rye: Why am I not allowed to say a p p l e ?
 Bill Rye: Is that a apple in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me?
 annterland: The rate of accidental goosings at these parties must be sky high.
 Scoo: Somehow, all I can think of is the sign when you're unloading from the ski lift that says "Keep Your Tips Up"
 Himesama: Papacito
 Sadbot: Fads and subtlety never mix
 Derp Herpigan: Truly, they must be fun at kickball.
Image 165389   03-03-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 hearsegirl: oh i love the jacarundas. did you know they're from down under? of their nectar bees will plunder, while I gaze with poetic wonder.
 Derp Herpigan: Is this where Mascot resides?
Image 165388   03-03-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 carpwoman: I love this. I love cats!
 Bluetocracy: calico charging station
 Dresdenkeogh: *sleepiest meow*
Image 165387   03-03-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 LurkedMoar: It was self defense, I swear!
 hearsegirl: orthopedic borker
 PenguinBartender: Halp?
 SomeCanadian: I heard there were eggs in here. There are no eggs in here.
 sparename: Dog biscuit
Image 165386   03-03-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
 Bluetocracy: This is why all my dishes are plastic.
 Himesama: This is fine.
 ignatz: IDGI, doesn't everyone do this?
 Skaalar: Basically my sister but without the drying rack.
 a robot: This actually reminded me that I need to go put away the dishes in the drainer before I go to work! So thanks.
Image 165385   03-03-17   Uploaded by    booger
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