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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Score:
670
 
 Lestrange: We get it, social and racial stereotypes are funny.
 yev: they can't afford absolut (unless the it'is nicked from director's desk). wheres a 2 lt jaguar beer plastic bottle?
 XLY: would... watch the crap out of this reboot
 ethanterry: Absolut Vodka is Swedish.
 ethanterry: Absolut Vodka is Swedish.
 tokyopig: And after we compromise effectiveness and moral high ground of US government we can finally get rid of moose and squirrel.
Image 165322   03-02-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
264
 
 Bill Rye: No, you see, it says "treble". Like the music thing? Probably a hipster tree.
 msmstud: META
 brian greene: tree fellers req
 yev: too, wan, zeero
 Bluetocracy: @Aemuli Hey, where you going two?
 tokyopig: Bob Ross: Paint a tree. You: OKAY BOB ROSS!
 tib gubb: "Thanks"
 Aemuli: I dunno mon, I only see one
 Butcherboy: Excellent far side reference @dobbiesdoogs
 Derp Herpigan: COMMENT
 dobbiesdoogs: now! THAT should clear up a few things around here
Image 165321   03-02-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
163
 
 Skinr: Yar's Revenge: The Graphic Novel
 tokyopig: There's too many comic book representations of word war two fighter planes exploding in this kaleidoscope.
 Mr. Whiskers: Name/upload combo (only applicable after taco night)
 CastleBravo: Ugh. Again?
Image 165320   03-02-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
179
 
 dobbiesdoogs: surprise, i got you an old nissan
Image 165319   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
817
 
 tokyopig: Cena: My one wish is to grow up to be you. Cena: You already have. [They both die]
 dobbiesdoogs: it was sad because neither of them could see each other
Image 165318   03-02-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: Fibonacci's houseplant.
 redmonkey3: @tokyopig - survival instinct OR lack of ranch dressing
 tokyopig: If they're so succulent, then how come I don't want to put them in my mouth?
Image 165317   03-02-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
583
 
 RiderFan: The new update to Pokemon GO.
 Teechur: It would be funny if they rejected the Doritos as being non-food. Or not funny. Your call.
 whiplash: After years of selective breeding & DNA splicing, we have created lobsters that are JUST lobster tails. Restaurants love them!
 werterland: The sprays and traps aren't working, dude, just call an exterminator about the roaches already.
 raditzu: Holy mother of Dafuqisthat! Dafuq is that?!
 tib gubb: wait... they EAT these?
 Aemuli: @Warrax Doritos...popular snack chip in the USA.
 tokyopig: Morty no! You know they only like cool ran- *belch* cool ranch flavor. Now they're just going to *burp* now they're just going to be even more angry. God you're dumb Morty, you're as dumb as they come.
 Warrax: What is that?
Image 165316   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
436
 
 Rat-Butt: When we get in the water you are in for such a whalup...
 Teechur: Ok, bruh. Now let me show YOU to MY people for 5-10 minutes. Take a deep breath, asshole.
 jazzjunkie: Can it be booped?
 BavidDowie: Shark Peek
 Warrax: Eh, put me back in the ocean I guess. Or whatever.
 Bast Relief: Cool sea-doggo bro.
Image 165315   03-02-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
654
 
 AverageJoe: I should probably cut on the drugs...
 Wet farts: Seven six doot by thirty nine is a great intermediate cartridge.
 raditzu: As abstract as it is, it's fkin awesome :D Totally RAD.
 BavidDowie: "Non-GMO"
 tokyopig: Mess with the bull and you get the AK's.
 illBilliam: The last sound this deer heard: dootdootdootdoot
 Nope: Neato!
 Sadbot: Doot this!
Image 165314   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
232
 
 brian greene: ausfahrt the biggest town in germany second only to loose chippings in the uk closely followed by the well known soft verges
 Lestrange: Foreign languages are hilarious right?
 Teechur: Ausfahrts would have to be exits. It would be weird and strange for them to go the other direction....
 WaffleIron: All exits lead to Ausfahrt.
 BavidDowie: gesundheit
 tokyopig: Yousfahrt, Ausfahrt, Wirallefhart
 dobbiesdoogs: it exits here
 scribbs: Town motto? "Somebody light a match."
 ignatz: Kidding, right?
Image 165313   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
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