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273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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Score:
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 tokyopig: Cena: My one wish is to grow up to be you. Cena: You already have. [They both die]
 dobbiesdoogs: it was sad because neither of them could see each other
Image 165318   03-02-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: Fibonacci's houseplant.
 redmonkey3: @tokyopig - survival instinct OR lack of ranch dressing
 tokyopig: If they're so succulent, then how come I don't want to put them in my mouth?
Image 165317   03-02-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
583
 
 RiderFan: The new update to Pokemon GO.
 Teechur: It would be funny if they rejected the Doritos as being non-food. Or not funny. Your call.
 whiplash: After years of selective breeding & DNA splicing, we have created lobsters that are JUST lobster tails. Restaurants love them!
 werterland: The sprays and traps aren't working, dude, just call an exterminator about the roaches already.
 raditzu: Holy mother of Dafuqisthat! Dafuq is that?!
 tib gubb: wait... they EAT these?
 Aemuli: @Warrax Doritos...popular snack chip in the USA.
 tokyopig: Morty no! You know they only like cool ran- *belch* cool ranch flavor. Now they're just going to *burp* now they're just going to be even more angry. God you're dumb Morty, you're as dumb as they come.
 Warrax: What is that?
Image 165316   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
436
 
 Rat-Butt: When we get in the water you are in for such a whalup...
 Teechur: Ok, bruh. Now let me show YOU to MY people for 5-10 minutes. Take a deep breath, asshole.
 jazzjunkie: Can it be booped?
 BavidDowie: Shark Peek
 Warrax: Eh, put me back in the ocean I guess. Or whatever.
 Bast Relief: Cool sea-doggo bro.
Image 165315   03-02-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
654
 
 AverageJoe: I should probably cut on the drugs...
 Wet farts: Seven six doot by thirty nine is a great intermediate cartridge.
 raditzu: As abstract as it is, it's fkin awesome :D Totally RAD.
 BavidDowie: "Non-GMO"
 tokyopig: Mess with the bull and you get the AK's.
 illBilliam: The last sound this deer heard: dootdootdootdoot
 Nope: Neato!
 Sadbot: Doot this!
Image 165314   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
232
 
 brian greene: ausfahrt the biggest town in germany second only to loose chippings in the uk closely followed by the well known soft verges
 Lestrange: Foreign languages are hilarious right?
 Teechur: Ausfahrts would have to be exits. It would be weird and strange for them to go the other direction....
 WaffleIron: All exits lead to Ausfahrt.
 BavidDowie: gesundheit
 tokyopig: Yousfahrt, Ausfahrt, Wirallefhart
 dobbiesdoogs: it exits here
 scribbs: Town motto? "Somebody light a match."
 Defiance: Kidding, right?
Image 165313   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
776
 
 whiplash: What's your place in the ecosystem? "I'm a living cushion for ducks."
 Beeble: This is the future liberals want.
 redmonkey3: RAD! for interspecies getting along & being cool
 raditzu: Ducks are evil.
 tokyopig: Ducks don't look convinced. I think they prefer sitting on tapirs.
 Aemuli: Always rad capybaras, especially when animals are sitting on them.
 Chocolate Pain: Ahh, if only we were ALL herbivores..
Image 165312   03-02-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Image 165311 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tomatosaws. Your image was bad, tomatosaws.
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Air BnB wasn't kidding.
 enfanta: Sleeping bags? What are we, animals? We'll watch the Perseid shower in comfort, thank you.
 bug: See Mom? I told you I'd move out.
 CastleBravo: I see no downside......oh wait, there it is.
 tokyopig: Connection is fine out here--problem solved!
Image 165310   03-02-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
264
 
 whiplash: Jeez, Amber, you'll "thumbs up" anything, won't you?
 UltraBeverly: Outside is scary
 jochenau: @Knice TREES ARE KNICE.
 Knice: Agreed. It's a nice tree.
Image 165309   03-02-17   Uploaded by    guest
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