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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
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9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless

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233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)

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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 redmonkey3: @tritium - Death to Videodrone!
 kazzy94: That's one way to get killed by a falling TV...
 LKoroton: How postmodern people see the opinion of others on TV
 tritium: Long live the new flesh!
 scribbs: Trump's State of the Union address to the world.
 Mr. Butt: Is this that VR I keep hearing about?
 Peter Pantsless: Wait, I thought it was called the boob tube, not the peen screen
Image 165284   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 redmonkey3: Jordan used Leaf Blower - it was super effective
 AverageJoe: John dropped to his knees crying, as he realized the woman he loved was actually a scarecrow
 CastleBravo: *WASTED*
 LKoroton: Paleolitic love
 piranharama: I'm leafing you!!
 scribbs: "TAKE THAT, LOVER!"
Image 165283   03-02-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 scribbs: "I'm really looking forward to next time."
 Mr. Butt: Is THIS that VR I keep hearing about?
 ignatz: 3D Losers
Image 165282   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 Side Boob: Is this Harpa?
 scribbs: Made from 100% recycled packing material.
Image 165281   03-02-17   Uploaded by    namaste
 redmonkey3: Money is so dirty, like gross & vile germ carrying dirty - literally laundering your money isn't a bad idea
 WTF: "I've had it up to here with companies nickel and diming me for everything."
 smarkles: @scribbs Yet they still cut all the hot taps so you have can only wash cold.
 scribbs: Been to a laundromat lately? This is about what it takes.
 duckfarts: Thanks, Obama
 ignatz: Be careful what you wish for..
Image 165280   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 titular role: @ignatz Same here
 Warrax: It didn't tho.
 scribbs: Nuh-uh! I saw a documentary recently, and the great wall kept out monsters from a green mountain. True fact!
 Greek Fire: 1/5 The American one is bigger.
 ignatz: 10/10 would siege again
Image 165279   03-02-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 jazzjunkie: NOMF
 scribbs: Also how I choose my soap.
 Wet farts: Mmmmmm aluminum.
Image 165278   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 tib gubb: this corner sure is interesting
 San DoDo: Real raccoons have curves
 KrazyKat: Nobody puts trash panda in the corner
 scribbs: Probably some trash behind that bookshelf.
 Mr. Butt: Fun fun fun fun
 Wet farts: 3...2...1! Ready or not here I come!
 Himesama: Booty got me like...
 grizzly: Dat ass, do.
 dobbiesdoogs: @ignatz i don't know but it's in trouble
 ignatz: Shapely curves for a racc-at-oo- WTF is that animal?
Image 165277   03-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Zukero: Does the plate say @Knice ?
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - sounds like good story, tho
 WaffleIron: Did this once with the hatch open too to get a bunch of broken styrofoam out... It was a long night shift.
 tokyopig: Ironhide transform! ... Ironhide, transform! Oh that's right... Ironhide is dead. I saw him die. [tears]
 smarkles: I thought I was the only one.
 scribbs: @grizzly A soccer-technical.
 grizzly: Where are the mini-guns?
 dobbiesdoogs: "how hot was it?"
 ignatz: Rag-side-man
Image 165276   03-02-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Amy Housewine: "I shaved this morning" he said, "But by the time I go to bed my beard has always grown like this".
 Zukero: The studio that created 'Splosion Man
 AverageJoe: dem spontaneous combustion...
 scribbs: The first time the family listened to "The Dark Side of the Moon."
 Beeble: Someone was normalizing gay culture in that room.
 duckfarts: yeah, Harold's got temper issues
 Scoo: He's fine
 ignatz: Hed Asplode.
Image 165275   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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