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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.

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11. Knice: 1257 points
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13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
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 Zukero: 100 shades of 'kel
 jochenau: It looks like the text is just dates and locations. I was hoping for Pantone numbers or color names or something. Like a special Merkel-themed box of Crayolas.
 guest: This is before the superglue crisis
 antipatterns: It's one suit that changes based on emotion
 Micro Jackson: She comes in colors ev'rywhere / She combs her hair / She's like a rainbow
 bug: You can tell spring is on its way when Merkel turns a light shade of green.
 VoR: 100 shades of Merkel? She spanks the whole of Europe in this unbelievable story.
 SunWukong: This is my fetish.
 Annoying Vegan : This suits me just fine.
Image 165210   03-02-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Teechur: Where's the danged MSPaint circle when you need i.... Oh. I see it now.
 SomeCanadian: Not really free since you have to support their asses for 18 years. @Snowta
 Snowta: @Micro Jackson @SomeCanadian FREE LABOR
 Micro Jackson: You got too many kids you need to sell some
 Lestrange: @Side Boob Parents just gave up and can't even
 Hokie333: #163953 irl.
 VoR: Pew pew
 bug: Family portrait displayed in the lobby of the vasectomy clinic.
 Side Boob: The youngest one has guts
Image 165209   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Micro Jackson: I'm sad that I'm so cute
 Otterman: Nobody puts pupper in the corner
Image 165208   03-02-17   Uploaded by    falling
 Teechur: When your flippers aren't long enough to scratch your nose.
 Jabberwikket: Just waiting for it all to blow over
 antipatterns: lol probably getting blasted by a submarine sonar
 VoR: Looking for sea truffles
 Bob: dolphinarium
 Mad Collager: Well, my mother was an ostrich.
 KingTrebek: loch ness monster spotted
 Borkf: *Muffled clicking*
 SomeCanadian: I forgot how to dolphin.
Image 165207   03-02-17   Uploaded by    obboma
 Teechur: Haha! Mom said I get to right in the front!
 Jabberwikket: Uber driver, calm down ! Also I do not want to go to the park, or the park, or the park.
 PenguinBartender: *slurping intensifies*
 a robot: Oh HELLO THERE
Image 165206   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a sedated moose: A dingo ate your baby.
Image 165205   03-02-17   Uploaded by    greg
 sir toke a lot: @ignatz me also
 jazzjunkie: ( the plus+code for the photographer's location for everyone playing along at home: 84PRHPFQ+X7 )
 jazzjunkie: Hey, my home town! It's an old photo, though; they painted this wall over with a mural a few years ago.
 ignatz: hope you didn't buy your glider from Jerry..
Image 165204   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 VoR: @zennoo You'll smell it soon enough...
 zennoo: @VoR whats parp?
 VoR: Parp
Image 165203   03-02-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
 ASTER: (dark souls font) TOMB OF APPLE WANT.
Image 165202   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Benana: EOS looking for holiday companionship. Into light bondage.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
 XLY: Scariest halloween costume i've ever seen
 grizzly: I watched a documentary called 'Men in Rubber Masks' last night. I have no issues whatsoever about what these fellas were into, they just all looked super nightmarishly creepy. This reminded me of it.
 fanny: jesus and i thought the real elf on the shelf was creepy. is this a sex thing?
 Borkf: @Knice Doing this again #140222
 Science: Nightmare on a Shelf
 Mr. Butt: [Michael Scott's "please god no" sounds in the distance]
 Knice: How about a game? #73905
Image 165201   03-02-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
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