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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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Score:
803
 
 raditzu: I'd love to have so much free time...
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian You just don't carrot all.
 Mad Collager: I'll never turnip my nose at weird vegetables again.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. This is only rad-ish.
 KrazyKat: Diakon see what you did there.
 jochenau: You are the weakest leek.
Image 165197   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
289
 
 ch: how can i attract passersby to increase my daily take i know bagpipes
 VoR: Blue Elmo couldn't get any work..
 whiplash: Me not Cookie Monster! Me Haggis Monster! Ummm...haggis!
 chhumphrey: Meanwhile, in Portland
 Whatever: Times are hard at Sesame Street since their entire bloated PBS budget was used to buy three bolts for a stealth bomber...
 jochenau: Bagpipes are a horrible instrument and I've warned my family that if there are any at my funeral I will haunt them forever.
 Mr. Butt: Somehow less annoying than cyclists.
Image 165196   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 Rat-Butt: Dune got tripy
 Beeble: Definitely from Naya.
 VoR: Thread worms if left untreated
 whiplash: Well there's your problem sir, you've got tapeworms.
 hearsegirl: "we are herbivores. No need to fear."
 Annoying Vegan : Natalie Dee cartoons are getting more realistic.
 Aemuli: These Q-Tip commercials are getting really weird.
 AgentView: "Hey kid, wanna see a dead body?"
Image 165195   03-02-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
320
 
 Micro Jackson: Only about 5%, as it turns out.
 Mad Collager: @AverageJoe I'm pro-ton and I vote!
 SunWukong: Why does the Higgs boson go to church? Because without it there can be no mass.
 AverageJoe: what about light?
 Pingu IRL: Full of empty promises
Image 165194   03-02-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
426
 
 Micro Jackson: Site o the proposed Mt Borkfmore monument
 Bob: Very nicely exposed image.
 AgentView: *reverently* This is the land my ancestors peed on.
 PenguinBartender: *whistfully* there's so very much left I need to pee on before I die.
Image 165193   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
434
 
 chhumphrey: For those playing along at home, Ryan just repeated himself (according to many interpretations)
 piranharama: "They tried and failed?" "They tried and died."
 tritium: Isabella knows what's up.
 KrazyKat: But didn't try hard enough, obvs.
Image 165192   03-02-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
416
 
 Borkf: @msmstud This is accurate.
 PenguinBartender: Hey meng, you wanna buy some phones?
 ChubbyBuddy: wat the fax u lookin @
 msmstud: Borkf has contempt for an inferior yet nigh-immortal technology.
Image 165191   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
430
 
 carpwoman: I always wanted to do slit lamp photography, but alas...
 duchaschmeremol: artificial insemination art?
 Warrax: That's some odd looking fried chicken.
 Ironass: The eyes have it!
 msmstud: Cool! Now do galaxies and draining dishwater!
 KrazyKat: I see bagels.
 Bu7Z: All of a sudden the universe snaps into focus and everything makes sense. I understand it all now. Or maybe it's just time for bed.
Image 165190   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
165
 
 Science: Slurp - What enema call it.
 tritium: Slurp?
 msmstud: Que?
 msmstud: Qu?
 ChubbyBuddy: @jazzjunkie saucy
 jazzjunkie: Callit
 Mr. Butt: What
Image 165189   03-02-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
529
 
 XLY: justbearthings
 zennoo: @Aemull too close to home today.....
 Aemuli: "Oh my gosh, she's so pretty and romantic, there are definitely no warning signs of danger here." - me for most of my life
 msmstud: Yoga Bear, cheap knock-off of Yogi Bear.
 jazzjunkie: Always remember to do warm-up stretches before any mauling
 Bu7Z: As cute as this bear is trying to appear, those claws can still take your face off
 Knice: Growlr
 Lestrange: These Nicole Kidman clapping memes are lame
Image 165188   03-02-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
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