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272485  Mr Bleak: Jeese Louise - clean yer floor ...

272488  Mr Bleak: I have absolutely no idea what I am looking at much less why it might be funny.

272387  werterland: In awe at the size of this lad.

272535  adeadcrab: You know shes coming home with that dog, right?

272524  AlexDeLarge: I can see his stripes, but I know he's clean

272521  Dr Awkward: Found cat. He was dirty so I gave him a bath and trimmed his nails. He was really hungry and kind of mean, so please take your cat back.

272425  werterland: Officer Me: You had me at 'fredo.

272426  werterland: Lol at the user name/image combo

272472  Sadbot: Truck people are the worst

272494  Not A Bot: LEMON UP

272497  antipatterns: Snikle Rick *gunshot*

272521  Side Boob: I really want to pet that kitty.

272496  Shay: huh huh huh "taff" huh huh huh

272492  FabricMan: Baeattero 8 shit on the ceiling. Gross

272511  FabricMan: 5am with traffic

272508  Lunimeow: DD! Diamond dog!

272505  Himesama: @robot come get ya uncle

272513  KnowLifer: This is a weird TWISTER

272513  Himesama: I love it when my sister's dog does that. I love stout dogs and their luscious thighs

272516  charlemagne: ruined his trousers too

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!



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Score:
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 itskando: Cue John Cena horns
 itskando: Spit-swappibg ladder match
 tib gubb: guys, stop. there's enough ladders for everybody.
 Teechur: Take me to your ladder. I'll see your leader later.
 snipdawg: Confusion on the gutter hanging crew
 zodiacflash: Speak ladder, bro. Can't hear you.
 jazzjunkie: [Jackie Chan breathing heavily]
 Mad Collager: Excuse me, is this the sanctuary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder-day Saints?
 Fett4life: W-W-What?
 TFChicken: More Slamming. More Headlocks. Home Depot.
 hearsegirl: 3 stooges remake?
 whiplash: Well, I'm not sure which of your companies should get the job to clean my gutters. Work it out among yourselves.
 SunWukong: Right said Fred...
 tokyopig: The British pronounce it aluminium!
 Side Boob: OSHA as fuck
Image 164996   03-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
655
 
 Skaalar: @jochenau Seriously.
 wolfskin: That's a typo - should read "I will burn away the sickness," says Bannon's doctor.
 zodiacflash: Floating orb guy will pull your plug.
 jochenau: Fun fact: Baron Harkonnen acquired morbid obesity as an STD! (Those prequels were HORRIBLE.)
 Donut: "That's cool," Baron Harkinnan replied. "Can I have another Twinkie, please?"
 Cami: I have this book somewhere in a box! According to Amazon I could be a hundredaire!
 kayjay: I read this at first as the "Bannon's" doctor. Upon a second reading, I still do.
 cenecia: This kills the patient.
 tokyopig: From the David Lynch coloring book.
Image 164995   03-01-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
197
 
 tokyopig: Austin Powers could definitely find his bag somewhere in here.
 sparename: "This suitcase is no use - it's just full of suitcases": Marlon
Image 164994   03-01-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
320
 
 Mr Bleak: Then lettuce turnip the beets.
 wolfpk: Emo-carrot just had really bad diarrhea.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Time to get to the ROOT of the problem
 Sandor: That's because it's afraid to face the meat of its issues
 tokyopig: emo-carrot seems like a fan of curry goemonburo.
Image 164993   03-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
454
 
 fanny: return #177646
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Knice You win aggro-gator today.
 Beeble: The 90's were a simpler time for everyone.
 Hokie333: I gotta go in for federal jury duty next week, so hopefully I won't have to deal with petty crap like this.
 Knice: When my parents split up, Mom got custody of the Hardee's California Raisins figurines. My father was allowed to come over every other weekend and push the button on the plastic sandwich stage and listen to it play 'Heard it Through the Grapevine.' The visits trailed off after a while and stopped entirely once my dog chewed an arm off of the one with the orange shoes.
 fanny: wow, just wow. i've had bad days, but at least they haven't been dividing-the-beanie-babies-up-in-court bad
 tib gubb: that poor judge
 Science: The best/worst part of all of this is that Beanie Babies are absolutely worthless. They paid their lawyers like $250 per hour and took up court time for nothing.
 petepuma: This couple, in divorce court, was just ordered to divide up their Beanie Baby collection because they were unable to come to an agreement themselves. True story.
 sparename: Divorce is terrible for the pets
Image 164992   03-01-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
291
 
 Donut: I've seen this dating video before.
 Science: @thecraftywolf: Linus, silly. An inbred, monstrous, man-child Linus who hungers for sweet, sweet human flesh.
 fridaynight: pig pen? who... who exactly are you
Image 164991   03-01-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
769
 
 Warrax: It's all your fault.
 robford: I've seen some bitchen golf hazards before, but this is ridiculous
 Peach: Quit staring at Earth's butt.
 Science: Uh-oh. There's a crack in the universe.
 Bert Bertbert: I got fibered for looking at this.
 Mr. Whiskers: Crack kills -er- I mean, gives life
 Lestrange: Wonderful how the stream composed of flowing water provides the moss an adequate environment in which to thrive.
Image 164990   03-01-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
838
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Beef Supreme @thecraftywolf @tokyopig Killin' it with da puns, yo
 Beef Supreme: @tokyopig We don't stand a chance. To fight the high-carb underground, we'll need someone both tough and resilient. A real gluten for punishment.
 Peach: Milton is trapped in the sewer.
 tib gubb: you're gonna have to get it a hell of a lot darker than that
 mark64: @tokyopig s-wheat do you have pictures of their dealers or are they too grain-y
 tokyopig: I'd recognize this anywhere. This is the work of the high-carb underground. We put their leaders in the breadbox and took all their dough--we chased them outta town 10 long years ago. But now they're back, and they're peddling gluten on the streets!
 sparename: Waiting for traffic jam
 Shay: Breakfast's ready.
 WTF: Arizona street toast
Image 164989   03-01-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
563
 
 Skaalar: How are the sea shrooms this season?
 SomeCanadian: Just a harmless tidepooler
 tokyopig: @Spazstatic [Hermes voice] That just raises furtha questions!
 Spazstatic: @tokyopig yes. coral reefer.
 tokyopig: Is that mermaid smoking reefer unda da sea?
 zip file: nope
Image 164988   03-01-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
77
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Marina Abromavic's sister
 Peach: Give me sweater vests or give me death! *pounds fists*
 Lestrange: Her face says calm, her hands say agitated. Gut wrenchingly hilarious.
 Bu7Z: I don't get it
Image 164987   03-01-17   Uploaded by    androbot
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