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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
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6. Teechur
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8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.



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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
287
 
 Robespierre: Roll that beautiful bean footage...
 DrinkMixMan: Share a Coke with Bill Foster
 zennoo: @aemull yes!!!
 Aemuli: *concern*
 Peter Pantsless: @Albatross Me too *splashes water on face*
 wolfpk: Did they change the formula again! ?
 piranharama: Ew lemon!
 Albatross: I've got a drinking problem
 Peter Pantsless: Drinkin' about those beans
Image 164927   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
443
 
 Dreforian: Are you going to get down here so we can start our barbershop quartet practice?
 Peter Pantsless: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"
 Derp Herpigan: They;re thinking about thos beans.
 Scoo: I see a little silhouetto of a man, Borkfamouche, Borkfamouche, will you do the Fandoggo?!
 tokyopig: Spaceship Landing.
Image 164926   02-28-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
347
 
 Skaalar: @tokyopig She was moving in with her troll boyfriend. Things didn't work out.
 tokyopig: Baba Yaga once spent several months living under a bridge.
Image 164925   02-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: I was confused for so long that I didn't even notice the background making my eyes hurt.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my punk band
 wolfpk: The reverse of #164929
 tritium: I have questions.
 a robot: Well uh...um...hmmm. Ok.
 dobbiesdoogs: the question is, if a cat wore pants, would he wea[gets murdered]
Image 164924   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
180
 
 AverageJoe: it doesn't really matter: every country in the world belongs to america
 DrinkMixMan: Nice fan art.
 trelyate: original joke; do not steal
 tokyopig: Except for extraterritorial military bases, embassies, arguably all of Okinawa and the Ryukyu Islands, and some islands in the north that were snatched by Russia.
 Teechur: Little-known fact: Most of Japan was actually made IN Japan.
 WaffleIron: How to know your students have facebook
Image 164923   02-28-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
227
 
 Bast Relief: It's the 80s and I'm at my dentist's new waiting room.
 ignatz: I always thought of Memphis as the liquorice allsorts movement
Image 164922   02-28-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
476
 
 petepuma: He's a real character
 whiplash: He's a Macaroni? I don't see no feather in his cap!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Dennis Reynolds, esq.
 Spazstatic: This seat? I'm sorry, it's reserved for my hair.
 BlarfyB: Warning: may lead to Dandies.
 tokyopig: Though it would later be eclipsed by the success of the macarena, the macaroni had a distinguished tenure as the go-to dance for generations of no-moves suburbanites at awkward, heavily chaperoned school dances.
 WaffleIron: Jazz hands, ohh ahh, jazz hands
Image 164921   02-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
328
 
 E. HONDA: well, you want to be sure your dealer isn't shorting you on lego
 dobbiesdoogs: i now know why the astronaut in the movie seemed pretty hyper
 sparename: Don't forget your mirrors and razor-blades...
Image 164920   02-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
514
 
 carpwoman: That's what I was thinking a couple weeks ago when I was riding my motorcycle in February in Minnesota.
 Beef Supreme: We've got five years, what a surprise...
 jazzjunkie: I never never never do a thing about the weather because the whether never never does a thing for me!
 Scoo: Concerns about the world getting warmer? People thought that they were just being rewarded for treating others as they'd like to be treated, for obeying stop signs and curing diseases, for mailing letters with the address of the sender. Now we can swim any day in November!
 tritium: Weather is happening
Image 164919   02-28-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
306
 
 SpaceCow: Spiderman's attempt at going undercover didn't work that well.
 SomeCanadian: He's thinkin' 'bout thos beans
Image 164918   02-28-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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