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254246  Shay: See also: fuck-a-duck.

254241  Robespierre: Buckeye bees?

254233  Robespierre: Pretty kinky for Outagamie County, yes.

254235  Robespierre: They're out there. I seen 'em.

254238  Robespierre: Patience of a saint

254245  VoR: Get consent kids

254244  WTF: Is counting a form of math?

254236  Off Topic: Mlem.

254236  VoR: Could be worse

254243  barfolomew: Entry stairs to the head trauma ward

254238  VoR: GOOSE: What do you know about Ginger bread men?

254233  Dr Awkward: @Shay Yeah, that's some kinky shit right there.

254233  Shay: Hold everything! Star Wars...IN CONCERT?!?!

254235  Shay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" - Woman and Pie

254252  salmiakki: Congrats on the new dog.

254242  Shay: He's mesmerized by the floor pattern up there #254243

254227  sparenamelaptopdied: Low-gravity reiki

254230  sparenamelaptopdied: Adventure Time needs Orangegrab

254154  Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254240  Solemn: And in Track 10 we have the newcomer, Mewsain Bolt...

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2. Mad Collager
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254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254154 Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254006 raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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Score:
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 Brain: @wolfpk its a joke
 wolfpk: @Shay Actually the cat took out the chair. The old man took out the tree. Lol
 Shay: @wolfpk It was an ugly tree anyway.
 Jotun: @Shay I laughed out loud. +1, more if I could.
 wolfpk: Christmas Vacation cat in: 3, 2 , 1.
 Shay: Doing his best Till Lindemann of Rammstein impersonation.
 Zampano: This illuminates the cat
 tib gubb: alright, no more nip for you
 Teechur: Just a light snack.
Image 164876   02-28-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
423
 
 tokyopig: Canada invades US: invasion thwarted by 2 meter chain link fence. Reached for comment, this Canadian responded with "Urghhhhh"
 karmakat: walking dead snow this year in...CANADA! GIVE THEM THE MAPLE SYRUP!
 tritium: Canada got off pretty easy in the national stereotypes department.
 Mexico: A rare picture of @SomeCanadian in the wild.
 piranharama: Canadia, f* yeaaaah!
Image 164875   02-28-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
527
 
 AverageJoe: either way, I can't seem to get a price from a "working" machine
 XLY: PLAY TILL YOU WIN
 Teechur: But it said there's a winner every time. It said!
 ughjeez: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
 Knice: 100% chance that someone will put money in it and bitch out an employee for a refund. Every day.
Image 164874   02-28-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
412
 
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 Shay: The Fashion Police's K-9 unit is on the prowl.
 wolfpk: Come to our walk through wild life park. For a special rate you can feed the leopards.
 Darmstadtium: And that is why i don't wear pink
 glowstick: AAAAAAH! COOTIES!
 Lestrange: You want spots? This is how you get covered in spots!
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, WikiHow!
 Mexico: The first step in going for the piledriver is to dodge your opponent's attack.
 Knice: wikiHow to ded
Image 164873   02-28-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
640
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm so happy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hopefully the movie will do the books justice
 Borkf: I just tested a theory: my first thought was "Nobody named Harold could ever be cool". I also thought I'd seen this image before. It turns out I'm predictable #87195
 werterland: @thecraftywolf Wouldn't @fanny have to be the mom? @Knice plus @fanny = @Mr. Butt!
 Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Mr. Butt @Knice Ok, I'll be the weird uncle. Not much of a stretch for me anyway.
 thecraftywolf: @Mr. Butt @Knice if you are he is than who's the mother and who's the weird uncle
 Mr. Butt: @Knice This was my jam for quite a while. Ergo: Daddy, why did you leave?
 Knice: Rad for Captain Underpants. That was my son's jam for quite a while.
Image 164872   02-28-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
365
 
 E. HONDA: I don't think a linear timeline will work for Slaughterhouse-Five
 hearsegirl: no cat. no cradle.
 tokyopig: Wrong, the way to write stories is to make Twilight fan fiction and then just take out the Vampirism and change some names. BEST SELLA FO DA WIN
 wolfpk: So the worst thing is shoveling snow.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Teechur Just some boobs doing the Hokey Pokey
 Teechur: Something's wrong with that bikini top.
 Sheikhjahbooty: He explained this in Palm Sunday, which I finally read a few weeks ago.
 ughjeez: Thanks for the reminder that I haven't read any of his novels in a while. Time to change that.
 grizzly: He was alright.
Image 164871   02-28-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Image 164870 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by spydermon. Boo, spydermon.
Score:
223
 
 Jotun: RC cola
 Shay: Better than those stupid emojis.
 eider: I prefer Pepsi. It's me, that guy.
 Mr. Shine: No Coke, is Pepsi OK?
Image 164869   02-28-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
401
 
 Snowta: This is the most Minnesotan thing I have ever seen.
 duckfarts: we're going to flavortown, then stopping by diarrhea island
 wolfpk: Oh "vacay" now is slang for vasectomy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @werterland My husband put himself as Hubby in my phone and got butthurt that I wanted to change it. Argh. I'm thinking of sneaking into his phone and putting myself as Schmoopy for revenge.
 Borkf: @werterland @Scoo Infinitely worse than babe: "babes"
 jochenau: @werterland @Mr. Shine The correct form is obviously "husby".
 Mr. Shine: @werterland @Scoo. "Bae" & non-ironic usage of "chillax" really make me mad, but I agree Vacay and hubby need to stop.
 werterland: @Scoo I'm okay with "babe" if it means she doesn't call him her "hubby." I hate that word so fucking much.
 Minx: thats how i pack. whats wrong with that?
 Scoo: You know what I can't stand even more than people who say "babe" all the time? People who say "vacay"
Image 164868   02-28-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: The way this was taken, it looks like a picture of a doll house.
 tokyopig: Hey, I just mopped that!
 karmakat: this party totally brought the ROOF DOWN!
 Teechur: @Knice One of the bedrooms in this house has 3 obtuse angles. I haven't figured out how that happened.
 Teechur: @Knice I cackled at "the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s"!
 Wet farts: *runs to grab duct tape*
 tib gubb: this is why pro wrestling is not allowed in the house.
 grizzly: @Knice great right angle shortage has me dying.
 Knice: Around bedtime one evening at my former house, I was alerted to a leaking second-story bathroom cold-water line by the plaster & lath ceiling of my first-floor bathroom crashing to the floor. Par for the course with that house, which was built during the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s. I've since sold it; but, on quiet nights, I can still hear it laughing.
Image 164867   02-28-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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