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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 Brain: @wolfpk its a joke
 wolfpk: @Shay Actually the cat took out the chair. The old man took out the tree. Lol
 Shay: @wolfpk It was an ugly tree anyway.
 Jotun: @Shay I laughed out loud. +1, more if I could.
 wolfpk: Christmas Vacation cat in: 3, 2 , 1.
 Shay: Doing his best Till Lindemann of Rammstein impersonation.
 Zampano: This illuminates the cat
 tib gubb: alright, no more nip for you
 Teechur: Just a light snack.
Image 164876   02-28-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
423
 
 tokyopig: Canada invades US: invasion thwarted by 2 meter chain link fence. Reached for comment, this Canadian responded with "Urghhhhh"
 karmakat: walking dead snow this year in...CANADA! GIVE THEM THE MAPLE SYRUP!
 tritium: Canada got off pretty easy in the national stereotypes department.
 Mexico: A rare picture of @SomeCanadian in the wild.
 piranharama: Canadia, f* yeaaaah!
Image 164875   02-28-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
527
 
 AverageJoe: either way, I can't seem to get a price from a "working" machine
 XLY: PLAY TILL YOU WIN
 Teechur: But it said there's a winner every time. It said!
 ughjeez: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
 Knice: 100% chance that someone will put money in it and bitch out an employee for a refund. Every day.
Image 164874   02-28-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
412
 
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 Shay: The Fashion Police's K-9 unit is on the prowl.
 wolfpk: Come to our walk through wild life park. For a special rate you can feed the leopards.
 Darmstadtium: And that is why i don't wear pink
 glowstick: AAAAAAH! COOTIES!
 Lestrange: You want spots? This is how you get covered in spots!
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, WikiHow!
 Mexico: The first step in going for the piledriver is to dodge your opponent's attack.
 Knice: wikiHow to ded
Image 164873   02-28-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
640
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm so happy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hopefully the movie will do the books justice
 Borkf: I just tested a theory: my first thought was "Nobody named Harold could ever be cool". I also thought I'd seen this image before. It turns out I'm predictable #87195
 werterland: @thecraftywolf Wouldn't @fanny have to be the mom? @Knice plus @fanny = @Mr. Butt!
 Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Mr. Butt @Knice Ok, I'll be the weird uncle. Not much of a stretch for me anyway.
 thecraftywolf: @Mr. Butt @Knice if you are he is than who's the mother and who's the weird uncle
 Mr. Butt: @Knice This was my jam for quite a while. Ergo: Daddy, why did you leave?
 Knice: Rad for Captain Underpants. That was my son's jam for quite a while.
Image 164872   02-28-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
365
 
 E. HONDA: I don't think a linear timeline will work for Slaughterhouse-Five
 hearsegirl: no cat. no cradle.
 tokyopig: Wrong, the way to write stories is to make Twilight fan fiction and then just take out the Vampirism and change some names. BEST SELLA FO DA WIN
 wolfpk: So the worst thing is shoveling snow.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Teechur Just some boobs doing the Hokey Pokey
 Teechur: Something's wrong with that bikini top.
 Sheikhjahbooty: He explained this in Palm Sunday, which I finally read a few weeks ago.
 ughjeez: Thanks for the reminder that I haven't read any of his novels in a while. Time to change that.
 grizzly: He was alright.
Image 164871   02-28-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Image 164870 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by spydermon. We'll pray for you, spydermon.
Score:
223
 
 Jotun: RC cola
 Shay: Better than those stupid emojis.
 eider: I prefer Pepsi. It's me, that guy.
 Mr. Shine: No Coke, is Pepsi OK?
Image 164869   02-28-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
401
 
 Snowta: This is the most Minnesotan thing I have ever seen.
 duckfarts: we're going to flavortown, then stopping by diarrhea island
 wolfpk: Oh "vacay" now is slang for vasectomy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @werterland My husband put himself as Hubby in my phone and got butthurt that I wanted to change it. Argh. I'm thinking of sneaking into his phone and putting myself as Schmoopy for revenge.
 Borkf: @werterland @Scoo Infinitely worse than babe: "babes"
 jochenau: @werterland @Mr. Shine The correct form is obviously "husby".
 Mr. Shine: @werterland @Scoo. "Bae" & non-ironic usage of "chillax" really make me mad, but I agree Vacay and hubby need to stop.
 werterland: @Scoo I'm okay with "babe" if it means she doesn't call him her "hubby." I hate that word so fucking much.
 Minx: thats how i pack. whats wrong with that?
 Scoo: You know what I can't stand even more than people who say "babe" all the time? People who say "vacay"
Image 164868   02-28-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
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 SpaceCow: The way this was taken, it looks like a picture of a doll house.
 tokyopig: Hey, I just mopped that!
 karmakat: this party totally brought the ROOF DOWN!
 Teechur: @Knice One of the bedrooms in this house has 3 obtuse angles. I haven't figured out how that happened.
 Teechur: @Knice I cackled at "the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s"!
 Wet farts: *runs to grab duct tape*
 tib gubb: this is why pro wrestling is not allowed in the house.
 grizzly: @Knice great right angle shortage has me dying.
 Knice: Around bedtime one evening at my former house, I was alerted to a leaking second-story bathroom cold-water line by the plaster & lath ceiling of my first-floor bathroom crashing to the floor. Par for the course with that house, which was built during the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s. I've since sold it; but, on quiet nights, I can still hear it laughing.
Image 164867   02-28-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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