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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
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 Brain: @wolfpk its a joke
 wolfpk: @Shay Actually the cat took out the chair. The old man took out the tree. Lol
 Shay: @wolfpk It was an ugly tree anyway.
 Jotun: @Shay I laughed out loud. +1, more if I could.
 wolfpk: Christmas Vacation cat in: 3, 2 , 1.
 Shay: Doing his best Till Lindemann of Rammstein impersonation.
 Zampano: This illuminates the cat
 tib gubb: alright, no more nip for you
 Teechur: Just a light snack.
Image 164876   02-28-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
423
 
 tokyopig: Canada invades US: invasion thwarted by 2 meter chain link fence. Reached for comment, this Canadian responded with "Urghhhhh"
 karmakat: walking dead snow this year in...CANADA! GIVE THEM THE MAPLE SYRUP!
 tritium: Canada got off pretty easy in the national stereotypes department.
 Mexico: A rare picture of @SomeCanadian in the wild.
 piranharama: Canadia, f* yeaaaah!
Image 164875   02-28-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
506
 
 AverageJoe: either way, I can't seem to get a price from a "working" machine
 XLY: PLAY TILL YOU WIN
 Teechur: But it said there's a winner every time. It said!
 ughjeez: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
 Knice: 100% chance that someone will put money in it and bitch out an employee for a refund. Every day.
Image 164874   02-28-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
412
 
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 ch: Friends! [FX: hug]
 Shay: The Fashion Police's K-9 unit is on the prowl.
 wolfpk: Come to our walk through wild life park. For a special rate you can feed the leopards.
 Darmstadtium: And that is why i don't wear pink
 Robespierre: AAAAAAH! COOTIES!
 Lestrange: You want spots? This is how you get covered in spots!
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, WikiHow!
 Mexico: The first step in going for the piledriver is to dodge your opponent's attack.
 Knice: wikiHow to ded
Image 164873   02-28-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
640
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm so happy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hopefully the movie will do the books justice
 Borkf: I just tested a theory: my first thought was "Nobody named Harold could ever be cool". I also thought I'd seen this image before. It turns out I'm predictable #87195
 werterland: @thecraftywolf Wouldn't @fanny have to be the mom? @Knice plus @fanny = @Mr. Butt!
 Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Mr. Butt @Knice Ok, I'll be the weird uncle. Not much of a stretch for me anyway.
 thecraftywolf: @Mr. Butt @Knice if you are he is than who's the mother and who's the weird uncle
 Mr. Butt: @Knice This was my jam for quite a while. Ergo: Daddy, why did you leave?
 Knice: Rad for Captain Underpants. That was my son's jam for quite a while.
Image 164872   02-28-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
365
 
 E. HONDA: I don't think a linear timeline will work for Slaughterhouse-Five
 hearsegirl: no cat. no cradle.
 tokyopig: Wrong, the way to write stories is to make Twilight fan fiction and then just take out the Vampirism and change some names. BEST SELLA FO DA WIN
 wolfpk: So the worst thing is shoveling snow.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Teechur Just some boobs doing the Hokey Pokey
 Teechur: Something's wrong with that bikini top.
 Sheikhjahbooty: He explained this in Palm Sunday, which I finally read a few weeks ago.
 ughjeez: Thanks for the reminder that I haven't read any of his novels in a while. Time to change that.
 grizzly: He was alright.
Image 164871   02-28-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Image 164870 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by spydermon. You have brought shame on us, spydermon.
Score:
223
 
 Jotun: RC cola
 Shay: Better than those stupid emojis.
 eider: I prefer Pepsi. It's me, that guy.
 Mr. Shine: No Coke, is Pepsi OK?
Image 164869   02-28-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
401
 
 Snowta: This is the most Minnesotan thing I have ever seen.
 duckfarts: we're going to flavortown, then stopping by diarrhea island
 wolfpk: Oh "vacay" now is slang for vasectomy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @werterland My husband put himself as Hubby in my phone and got butthurt that I wanted to change it. Argh. I'm thinking of sneaking into his phone and putting myself as Schmoopy for revenge.
 Borkf: @werterland @Scoo Infinitely worse than babe: "babes"
 jochenau: @werterland @Mr. Shine The correct form is obviously "husby".
 Mr. Shine: @werterland @Scoo. "Bae" & non-ironic usage of "chillax" really make me mad, but I agree Vacay and hubby need to stop.
 werterland: @Scoo I'm okay with "babe" if it means she doesn't call him her "hubby." I hate that word so fucking much.
 Minx: thats how i pack. whats wrong with that?
 Scoo: You know what I can't stand even more than people who say "babe" all the time? People who say "vacay"
Image 164868   02-28-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: The way this was taken, it looks like a picture of a doll house.
 tokyopig: Hey, I just mopped that!
 karmakat: this party totally brought the ROOF DOWN!
 Teechur: @Knice One of the bedrooms in this house has 3 obtuse angles. I haven't figured out how that happened.
 Teechur: @Knice I cackled at "the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s"!
 Wet farts: *runs to grab duct tape*
 tib gubb: this is why pro wrestling is not allowed in the house.
 grizzly: @Knice great right angle shortage has me dying.
 Knice: Around bedtime one evening at my former house, I was alerted to a leaking second-story bathroom cold-water line by the plaster & lath ceiling of my first-floor bathroom crashing to the floor. Par for the course with that house, which was built during the Great Right-Angle Shortage of the early 1900s. I've since sold it; but, on quiet nights, I can still hear it laughing.
Image 164867   02-28-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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